Darth Homer Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 *ahem* Zaius, if you had read the previous posts, you would have found that I already killed Fury and am being attacked by the flying minions.....but since you so nicely took care of those for me... *retrieves saber from $am's body* How 'bout a little duel? *Zaius starts with a slash to the head, Homer easily ducks and counters...Zaius and Homer trade blows, but are unable to break through the other's defences. Zaius lashes out with Grip, but Homer pushes Zaius away. Homer then releases Lighting on Zaius, who blocks it with one end of his saber.* Zaius and Homer battle through the cantina and cannot attack anyone else until a winner emerges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted March 5, 2003 Author Share Posted March 5, 2003 *Note: oops, should double check next time* *Darth Zaius uses force speed, runs and trips Darth Homer on the ground and chops his arms and legs off and slows down* I shall never kill a Sith bretheren, only hurt *Darth Zaius then turns of and puts his lightsaber in his pocket hostler and carries Darth Homer to a medic bot station *Darth Zaius is out for two posts untill Darth Honmers surgery is over* *Darth Homer is out for two posts untill his arms and legs are substituted with robotic ones* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 *orders a drink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 *Corran does the Urza Planeswalker trick and reforms himself from the bloody mess of his organs.* *Corran clarifies that he is not actually yelling "Come and get me!", as that will make someone come and put him out for a whole bunch of posts, and then kill him again as soon as he comes back in.* *Corran sees teutonicknight ordering a drink, and thinks that's a damned good idea.* *Corran orders a Corellian ale.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted March 5, 2003 Share Posted March 5, 2003 Ah - my missus is gonna be miffed w/ you I squeal like a lickle girl... *reattaches male anatomical pieces* LOOOOOOOOWWWWW Um - much better! *Strides over to the phones* Amazing - given eerything we HAVE destroyed - the phones survive! *rings the local garrisson to get their best troopers over* Heh - Zaius - try this for size! *The sound of feet marching in perfect unison soons drowns out the sounds of brawling. Everyone stands still, looking at each other for an answer - What IS that.... All turn an watch the door, a shadow falling over the doorway, envading the cantina, snubbing or light... Their weapons are the most accurate and deadly ever known. No armour can with stand their might. Their gall and intelligence is beyond reproce, as is their honour and loyalty. And then came the war cry we all fear...* HOUTEENEE!!!! *Zaius fouls himself, and mutters something like mummy* The Elite Ewoks attack Zaius, logs, sling shots, rope traps and gliders. Swampies dive left and right to avoid the on slaught. Zaius is pushed back, and is in full retreat, the Ewols, tenacious as ever, refusing to let him live. Zaius is out for 12 posts whilst he attempts to defeat of escape the might of the Ewoks (Serves you right for emascualting me ) [align=center]Dedicated to the loving memeory of Fury. May your anger and ferocity be a constant reminder to us all of how harsh life is. 2002-2003[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Originally posted by teutonicknight *orders a drink* After 7 bottles, teutonicknight drops to the floor. teutonicknight passes out drunk on the floor until he wakes up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 *blasts out of bacta chamber* *recalls saber & ignites it in one swift motion* *gives the room a menacing glower...walks over to a table, picks up a metal cup, crushes it with his new hand* GROOVY! *goes berzerk on Ewoks & forces the remaining to flee* HAH!! Those were supposed to be Elite? *slices Nova_Wolf* That'll teach you to bring in outside help. *turns around to see Zaius* Won't kill a fellow darth, huh? That's admirable.... *slices Zaius in half* I guess I don't share your feelings...MU-HAHAHAHAHA... Nova_Wolf is down for 5 posts, Zaius is dead for the remaining 10 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 *buys another drink and watches the fight* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 *walks in* *sees whats going on* *throws a thermal detenator down* *leaves* *hears boom* *wonders who died and who just got knocked stupid* *keeps running away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 [sUBLIMINAL] Can some one PLEASE put Darth Homer in a hurt locker.... A BIG one... [/sUBLIMINAL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 *crashes an XWing through the roof onto Darth Homer* *runs before it explodes* *Darth Homer is flung from the cantina and injured for the next 6 posts* *runs from fear of retaliation* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 [sUBLIMINAL] EXCELLENT! [/sUBLIMINAL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Puts nova_wolf in medic bay so that his important bits can be reatached. gets self a guiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 [sUBLIMINIMALL] I'LL GET YOU!! [/sUBLIMINIMALL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 *comes back and kicks Homer in head* *Homer is out for an additinal 2 posts* *steals Homer's lightsaber* *leaves planet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 *Sits at a table near the back of the room, laughing his head off* :lol:Funny stupid people;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 *Corran steals Darklighter's table and throws it at MydnightPsion's fleeing X-Wing. The X-Wing dodges and destroys the table with its quad lasers, but in the meantime Corran's A-Wing has buzzed past and neutralised Psion's engines.* *Corran flies his A-Wing back to whichever planet the cantina is on, goes in, and orders a drink.* MydnightPsion is hanging helplessly in space for 4 posts Darklighter has no table for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 *peeks in* This thing is STILL going on? *sneaks away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted March 8, 2003 Author Share Posted March 8, 2003 *Darth Zaius Wakes up and jumps to his feet* stupid ewoks, ill get you soon nova_wolf but first, you Corran and I have some unfinished buisness to take care of * Darth Zaius grabs and turns on his lightsaber using the force and jumps toward Corran, and Corran blocks and force pushes Darth Zaius against the wall, Zaius shakes it off and Shoots force lightning at Corran and he blocks it with his lightsaber* lets get this over with *Darth Zaius and Corran begin Saber Dueling all over the Cantina, making a mess of it and killing innocent bystanders such as Smart Dragon and Darklighter* *Darklighter and Smart Dragon are dead for 3 posts* *Darth Zaius and Corran fight in a saber duel for 6 posts untill the victor emerges* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 *Watching Corran and Zaius duel while having a blue milk.* Most impressive saber fighting I must say. Good form. Watch that aggression Corran, keep your guard! Hmm I just had a sudden urge to be spontaneous! *Runs outside. A minute later the cantinas patrons start to hear a slight rumbling. It gets louder and louder and the cantina starts to shake. Everyone looks outside just in time to see JediNyt on top of a huge hover assault tank roaring towards the cantina!* Is this spontaneous for you?! AAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *JediNyt opens up full with heavy blaster cannons blazing and rockets screaming into the cantina! JediNyt looks like this -> Darklighter is caught right in the middle of it and disintegrates! JediNyt is careful though to not hit Zaius or Corran because it would be bad form to interupt their duel.* Whew, ok I think Im done being spontaneous now. *Goes back to enjoying blue milk and watching duel. * Darklighter is disintegrated for 4 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 HAHAHA *moons Zaius as he tries to concentrate upon his duel* HAHAHAHA..... *continues to moon him* [DARTH ZAIUS] Stop that you twerp... URGGHHH - get lost.. OUCH! [/DARTH ZAIUS] *Zaius loses his concentration, and focues upon the wrong a$$hole for too long. Corransec capitalises and slays Zaius* *pulls trousers back up* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Zaius is out for 6 *Corransec looks robbed....* Heh - I helped you win - you cant hurt me [CORRANSEC] I could have taken him myslef you know [/CORRANSEC] Yeah - right! *that poor choice of words results in a saber wound through the stomach... ohhh - gotta hurt* nova_wolf is back to bacta for 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 *comes back for revenge in a Star Destroyer* *opens random fire on the Cantina* *nova_wolf is down for an additional 5 posts* *JediNyt does his best at dodging, but is jargle headed, and loses the next 3 posts* *Darklighter gets hit head on and misses 8 posts* *CorranSec tries to deflect the laser with lightsaber, knocking him through 4 walls and out into the street. Corran misses 5 posts* *seals doors in Star Destroyer with Cortosis and makes a break for escape pods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 *recalls saber & cuts down MydnightPsion as he's heading for the door* Hah!! You forgot about me!! I infiltrated your ship here long before you made the attack run! I also set up some commands for my own amusement! *hits some buttons on a control panel & exits Star Destroyer* *steps outside, SD lifts off & flies itself straight into the sun* MydnightPsion is burning alive for 10 posts That'll teach you to mess with me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 Hiding in the shadows, ckcsaber sees Darth Homer step off the Star Destroyer. ckcsaber quickly reaches into his quiver and lets fly 2 arrows, one after another. They find their mark, and Darth Homer falls to the ground, hands clutching his chest. slowly ckcsaber melts deeper into the shadows.... Darth Homer is out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted March 9, 2003 Author Share Posted March 9, 2003 *note to nova_wolf me and corran were battling for six posts and cant be interrupted untill ONE OF US is the victor, so your post is null and void* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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