Darth Homer Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Mmmmmmmm, paaaastry *gurgling sounds and drooling* *bites into pastry* *Hidden bomb squirts out & flies straight into Topshot's open mouth* *bomb & Topshot explode* Aaaaaawww!! The FILLLIIINNGG!! It looked really gooood!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 *throws a poison pill into the fillings* *Homer dies instantly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 *vegi heals topshot and homer and said lets gang up on him, then he puts out his M-16 and fills Crow with bullet holes, Crow dies instantly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 o yeah? *kills top**** and homer* *Grabs vegi's M-16 and breaks it into half* *uses a thermal det and throws it into his mouth* boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 *vegi pulls himself together with a special power and heals homer and topshot again, then he pulls out his AK-47 and blasts him again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 *kills topshot and homer again* *grabs ak-47 and breaks it into half* Again!! *Uses a thermal det and throws it into vegi's mouth* (agaiN!!!) booom. (boom again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 *vegi heals them again and this time said i am sick of playing around he pulls out his cellphone and calls The Marines,Navy,Air Force, and Army and they surround Crow and all of them fire at the same. BOOM!!!! When the smoke clears their is not one piece of Crow to be found nowhere, "Nice knowing you Crow, your were a good Bar Fighting Partner"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 *walks in* *kicks everyones butts with a butter knife and duct tape* *walks out* Sorry...I couldn't resisit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 *Slaps Captain Andy around a little bit, snap kicks his face 5 times, throws him over his shoulder, then tapes him down with his own duct tape and butter knife.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 *extricates self from uncomfortable position* Yarr! *throws topshot to the ground roughly and proceeds to break his collarbone, both legs, all three arms, rip out his lungs by the trachea, and perform a lobotomy without anesthesia* *RUNS out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 *as Captain Andy nears the door, Kain appears with his hand stuck out foward* *Andy doesn't see it and continues to run* *Kain forcefully shoves his hand through Andy's chest, it comes out his back in a clenched fist* *Andy falls backward dead* *Kain opens his hand and drops Andy's heart on his face* *vanishes, leaving his outline for a moment with a rather disturbing grin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 *looks at kain* Wilson: dont you ever get sick of killing the same people again and again? I sure do. *kills crow* Wilson There, see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 *Grabs Wilson by the neck and slams his head on the ground* There, see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 *Duct tapes Andy to the floor (again), then proceeds to perform a tonsilectomy (curse that bad spelling!), collar bone removal, and stomach removal.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 ::walks in:: ::blinks:: ::sees Andy getting various suregury:: ::Lafs:: ::tears like hell out:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 *opens the console and uses cheats* *typed in "give all" and "god"* Now i can't be killed! Muahahahaha!!! *blasts everyone to pieces.* diE!!! LoLz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 *vegi does the same and now he is god and now he and Crow go out into a fight that will last until they can't go anymore* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Since we can't be killed..... Lets join up and kick other people's butt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 *Does the same thing as the other 2, including the dual blade cheat.* You thought I wouldn't do the same, did yah? *Tears Crow's head off, only to see him grow a new one, then decides that this is boring and decides to make amends with Crow, joining him in the fun.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 *Hacks into the game and turns off god mode for topshot* *Uses sith_sword to chop off topshot's head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 *Crow's game hacking is rendered useless, due to Topshot's Norton Anti-Virus protected server. God mode remains on for Topshot. Grows new head.* "Before this is over, I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER OF CHAOS!!!!!!!!" -Shadow the Hedgehog *Uses the true power of Chaos to de-activate Crow's god mode and instantly kill him.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 *uses a more powerful hacking software* *Destroys the Notorn Anit-Virus and turns off god mode* hahaha *Kills topshot* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 ....*eeep* *gasp*.....come closer.....*cough* my fellows....*choke* .....remove my...mask...... *cough* so you can look upon.... my...true...face.....*aack* ....don't let Orca leave....she is...an escaped Sea World animal....kill her too! *dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 *remains totally unharmed, even after Crow hacks the system.* Hmmm, was that supposed to do something? Because it did........... *Kills Orca Wail, due to the Captain's last request.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 *vegi said ok let get them, he goes after Captain Andy head and laughs then he goes and shots Topshot in the heart watch it spatter all over the place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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