Kain Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 *sneaks up behind Crow and runs him through with the Reaver* (whispering) Vae Victus... *pulls the Reaver out of Crow and watches him slump to the ground, dead, his blood being drawn into the Reaver* *sits at the table to watch the drama unfold* Crow is down for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 *Calls upon a mob of angry villagers to track, hunt, and slay Kain.* [Kain=out for 2 posts.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 throws a delicious meat pie in topshots face! what a waste topshot is out for 1 round eating the pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 *MennoniteHobbit walks in for the first time and asks, "what the heck did I miss? Shards of drunken masters on the ground? cheating rule-breaking comedians?" *he sits down and watches the fight at point blank range. he starts rooting for ratsmjedi (however you spell his name). He pulls out secretly his concealed old elementary school banana cream pie that he kept for ten years, and throws it at MMMPIE. MMMPIE is out for two posts because of excessive cream up his nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 *Strangles Mennonite with a rope.* MenoniteHobbit is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 SNAP! CRACK! BAM! *Renders Joe unconscious and with two broken arms.* [Joe's stuck in the ER for 2 posts.] "What?!? Everyone was doing it! I just did it to be popular!"-Bender, Futurama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 ((Regardless if Joe spelt your name wrong, you're still out for 2 posts. This, and and the one above, therefore, do not count. That, and he was already knocked out for 2 posts, so you cannot add on.)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 *puts a rocket into topshots pants* 3..... 2..... 1..... BLAST OFF!!!!! *topshot flies to another planet and dies* topshot is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 Thanks Topshot. *Slaps crow's face back and forth until his eyes fall out and his brain turns to mush.* Crow is out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockerD Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 <clubs joetheeskimo5 with a monkey wrench then sends a blind deaf mute to retrive his body and shove it in a closet> joetheeskimo5 is out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 *Straps RockerD to a chair and forces him to watch a crap load of anime.* [RockerD is out for 2 posts.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 *Lays out some tacos with Homer's special Mexican Death Sauce* *dives behind bar & watches as Topshot walks over and takes a couple of bites* Topshot is poisoned and shall die after his next 2 posts if he cannot find a cure (it's specific and I'll let you know if you find it, so no "I'm CURED!!"...also, for speed's sake, pm me if you think you've found the cure ). If he dies, he is out for 2 posts. While searching for the cure, Topshot is immune to any other damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kybur Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 *grabs darth homer and makes him drink some of his "magic" ale* Darth Homer is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockerD Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 *trips Kybur and takes his "magic" ale and smashes it over his head* Kybur is out for 2 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 *Blasts RockerD's mouth with my shotgun* RockerD is out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Homer Topshot is poisoned and shall die after his next 2 posts if he cannot find a cure (it's specific and I'll let you know if you find it, so no "I'm CURED!!"...also, for speed's sake, pm me if you think you've found the cure ). If he dies, he is out for 2 posts. While searching for the cure, Topshot is immune to any other damage. Heh...that's pretty creative... *Grabs Crow by his neck, ties his neck to the wall, and chops off his legs.* Crow is unconcious and without legs for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kybur Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 *takes samurai sword and slices up joetheeskimo5 into tiny bitesize peices* Joetheekimo5 is out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 *Feels even sicker with each step he takes. Using his mental powers would surely drain the last bits of his life, so he did something else. He picked up his sword, sliced Kybur, then died.* [Kyber is out for 2 posts. I'm dead for 2 posts.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Whoops...must have used the other poison that kills in one post instead of two...oh well...if only he knew that Banana flavored shave-ice (sno-cone, whatever) would have saved him....oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Ah well, I had a good life. With these last few words, I curse Darth Homer! *Finally dies this time. The unwashable mark of inevitable doom appears on Darth Homer's right arm.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 *turns invisable so joe cant see me* *Surprieshim and scares him to death* joe is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by topshot *The unwashable mark of inevitable doom appears on Darth Homer's right arm.* [Grandpa Simpson voice]AAAAAHH!! DEEEEAAATH!![/GSV] Crow: "That's a lampshade" [GSV]AAAAHH!!! DEEEAAATH!![/GSV] Crow: "That's a barstool..." [GSV]AAAAHH!!! DEEEAAATH!![/GSV] Crow: "Why are you pointing at ME?" *beats Crow with walking cane* Crow is down for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kybur Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 *runs over Darth Homer with riding mower* Darth Homer is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 beheads kybur Wilson: right one post after this i get to behead homer, which alows me to have much needed drink. Kybur is out for, oh say, 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 *lights up wilson's pants on fire* Wilson is out for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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