Pie™ Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 *stops the bullettime, and catches crow by a surprise... Then drives his to squish him to tiny bits and pieces(or both)* [crow out for 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Mennonite quickly takes out the with the all-powerful Force, then hurls his lightsaber at the owner. The lightsaber then comes back to him quickly, so no one saw what he did. [MMMPIE!!! is beheaded for two (2) posts] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 *Slices MennoniteHobbit with his adamantium claws, then retracts them back into his wrists.* [Mennonite is out for 2 posts.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 *Uses power of Magnetism to rip Adamantium out of TopShot's body* Topshot is dead from profuse bleeding for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegietto Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Out of nowhere Vegietto comes out of nowhere and blasts Darth Homer in the head killing him instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Originally posted by vegietto Out of nowhere Vegietto comes out of nowhere and blasts Darth Homer in the head killing him instantly. u have to state how many posts he's out for... *takes out a carrot and sticks it into vegiettos brain...* [vegietto is out for 3 posts thinkin about carrots] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Mennonite sees the adamantium skeleton from topshot's body, and uses the Force to move it. He encases MMMPIE!!! in the adamantium skeleton, disabling him for the next post. mennonite says, "no offense, MMMPIE!!!, but you're the only target worth hitting" and with that mennonite runs into the bathroom to hide for three posts, because the scene in the bar is about to get a lot worst. [MMMPIE!!! is out for only one (1) post] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 *Is staggering around from Vegietto's attack* Anybody get the number of that truck? *staggers into bathroom & falls unconscious onto Mennonite* Homer is out for 1 post & Mennonite is pinned for 1 of his 2 remaining posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 *super glues homer on a wall so he cant move and stuffs an exsaust pipe in his mouth* Homer is stuck on the wall for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 *Resurrects himself and shafts a stake through Crow's stomach.* Crow is suffering massive fatal bleeding for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 *wriggles the carrot out of vegiettos brain, and stuffs it into topshots left eye...* [topshot is out for one post] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 mennoniteHobbit regains consciousness, and walks out of the room dizzy. he then stops being dizzy, and draws out his lightsaber. he challenges crow nest for a duel. he accepts. mennonite then immediately stabs his lightsaber into crow nest's head. crow nest is out for two [2] posts with an enormous gaping hole in his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 *Pulls lightsaber out of Mennonites's fist with bare hands.* Be more creative, dude. Don't just use your lightsaber. *Rips out Mennonite's jugular cord* Meenonite is out for one post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 I pull out an adamantium-enhanced sword, light its tip on fire, and begin to rush toward Joe, striking the ground to enhance the blade's damage ratio, finally slicing through his adamantium-laced mandalor armor. *Joe is recovering from injury for 1 post.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 *Comes through door and calls upon lightning and zaps everyone* *Realizes it's a big tickle beam.* Everyone is out for.... Uh.... Oh.... 0 posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Damn straight! *tosses _PerfectAgent_ out the nearest window of the Empire State building.* _PerfectAgent_ is falling for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 *tapes topshot to a barrel and tosses it off a cliff hanging over the niagra(sp?) falls... DK STYLE! * [topshot is out for 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 mennonite revives after having his jugular cord pulled out by joetheeskimo5. mennonite sees MMMPIE!!! tossing topshot of a cliff, and then mind wipes MMMPIE!!! into jumping off the cliff. MMMPIE!!! is out for 2 [two] posts because of a broken skull, legs, arms, neck, spine, well, you get the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 *Falls onto the street and it's like a trampoline!* "Hey! It's just like when Neo is i-" *Boom! Falls on the street again, and it's not bouncy* "Ow..." *Goes to the hospital to take care of fractured skull. (That was fast!)* *Goes to Death Cliff (I guess that is what it's called) with the mobile bed and rolls it at Mennonite and gets hit and falls off* (While I run away:D) Mennonite is out for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Hmm, looks like MMMPIE!!!'s having trouble. Time to provide my assistance. *Walks up to _PerfectAgent_ and rips out his liver and pancreas.* _PerfectAgent_ is paralyzed for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 "ah, thanak you topshot!" *rips crow back into the battle and slays him in a brutal way with playing 'The Ketchup Song' loud...* [crows out for 3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted December 14, 2003 Author Share Posted December 14, 2003 *suddenly Darth Zaius quietly and quickly snapps out of acoma and gets up and sees MMMPIE!!!, using force speed, Darth Zaius jumps right through MMMPIE!!!, severing him in half, Zaius gets out his lightsaber, turns it on and decapitates MMMPIE!!!'s head off* *MMMPIE!!! is dead for three posts* *nithailock then runs toward and looks at topshot* "aahh my old friend, glad to see you again, buttoo bad I have to kill you" *nithailock releases one hand from his saber and electrocutes topshot with force lightning to death, then gets in a defensive position with his lightsaber, waiting for somebody to attack* *topshot is dead for two posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MennoniteHobbit Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 mennoniteHobbit recovers from the fall off of Death Cliff, and sees the starter of the whole bar fight. He summons master Yoda. Yoda: Fight young children, you must not. You must relearn about what you have learned in the ways of the bar fight. *Yoda then sends a blast of lightning at Darth Zaius because of his incompetence. He does a little acrobatics, then lands on Zaius. [Zaius is out for two (2) posts] Yoda is disciplining topshot and PerfectAgent for two (2) posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Yoda is disciplining topshot and PerfectAgent for two (2) posts. [/b] In case you forgot, you cannot add on to someone who's already been KO'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 *Graduates from Yoda's honor school.* *Drops a big anvil on MennoniteHobbit's head* MennoniteHobbit is squashed under that anvil for two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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