topshot Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Originally posted by Glaive *Glaive finds his head in quick time ha ha ha topshot it'll take more than that to stop me. *pulls out a thermal detonator /lol *graps toshot and rams the detonator down this troat a runs behind a table. Thats a spicy meata ball ha ha ha ha ha ha *topshot blown into thousands of pieces. *topshot out for the remainder of the thread There are rules that were stated by myself and others before me. I suggest you follow them before somebody becomes pissed off and calls a mod in. I'm serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Yes, for the record, let me repost what rules I can remember. 1) If someone says you are down for X posts, you are down for X posts. There is no healing or potions or anything else to get you back up faster. 2) Once a person is down, they cannot be attacked & have more time down added on. 3) A person is considered down until they post again. After they repost, they are fair game. 4) Maximum number of posts to be down is 5. Generally accepted times are 2-3 posts. No one is allowed to permanently kill off someone else. (edit:however, it is perfectly legal to kill yourself off permanently) 5) You cannot take down the entire room. Generally, the max number of people allowed to take out in one post is 2. 6) Only posts that take a legal action in the fight count towards ressurection goals. (Ex: this post, Topshot's last, & Glaive's "find head" post do not count). Please note, this IS a spam thread. I assume the mods & admins let it stay because it is fun for us & as long as it does not get out of hand & lead to flame wars, etc, there should be no problem. For any clarification of these rules, please pm myself, Kain, Topshot or anyone else that is a frequent poster in this thread. *gets down off soap box* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 Soz guys. I never saw the rule post. You will pay for your insulence. *runs at topshot in a mad rage of bloodlust* glaive and topshot enbrawled in a vicous duel (both out for 2 posts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 *walks in just as Homer gives his rules speech* Well said, ole chum! HAHA!! *impales Homer on the Soul Reaver and leaves* *Homer stands back up* Homer: Asshole... *fight continues* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 *Kain was clumbsy and trip on a bananna peel, slipped and fell into the pot of boiling hot water in the kictchen* kain is boiling in the water and feels pain for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaber Lad Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 so LL (me) was behind Crownest wen i use a forcepush to push him in the pot of hot boiling water Crow jumps out and i knock him right back in with my beloved New pink Lightsaber (pink?) Crownest is hurt for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 *Pie wakes up and sneaks up behind LL. He then sticks pointy can openers in LLs back* Lightsaber Lad is beeing can-opened for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 *walks up to MMMPIE!!! & pricks him with the sword sticking out of my back (he said I was impaled, but not down...)* MMMPIE!!! is slowly bleeding to death & out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 *Tosses into the kitchen a donut time-bomb, knowing Homer loves to eat donuts during a coffee break at the Springfield Power Plant.* If Darth Homer eats the donut, he's gone for 2 posts. If Crow eats it, he's gone for 2 posts as well. If anyone picks it up and tries to feed it to topshot, they're out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whimseyboy Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Trows a thermal detonator into the bar and the tick of the fuse freezes every one then KABOOM everyon on the right side of the bar is out for 2 posts ohh ya and I get away in my speeder to hind for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 Originally posted by Whimseyboy Trows a thermal detonator into the bar and the tick of the fuse freezes every one then KABOOM everyon on the right side of the bar is out for 2 posts ohh ya and I get away in my speeder to hind for 1 post. *sighs* We just went through this...please check the last page for the rules, you aren't allowed to take out lots of people at once. --------------------------------------------------------- *spies donut* OOO!! *eats it* Hmm, not bad, the glycerin added a weird tang...wait, glycerin? D'OH!!! Now down for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 *sneaks up behind lightsabre lad and taps him on the shoulder* *lightsabre lad turns round to meet a face full of pie* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lightsabre lad blinded by pie out for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 *Fires 1001 bullets at glaive and his body was full of holes* Glaive is out for 2 postz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaber Lad Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 is not blinded anymore by tha pie and trying to get bavk MMPIE but gets lost in the kitchen i am lost in the kitchen for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Homer: Mmmmmm..... Forbidden dounut....... *trys to grab it* *Presses deteonate button BOOM!!* Homer is blasted for 2 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 Sabretooth arrives! Starts a lightsaber frenzy with is dualsabers Kills: A rat (poor guy) 7 tables (lucky? not for them) 13 chairs (wouldn't have got killed if they were 12 or 14) a crows nest ERROR: "A CROWS NEST" programming error. Actually a character, crow's nest is sabered for three posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 *as Whimseyboy is running, Kain appears before him* Kain: My, my, my...someone has a bit of trouble reading? And now, Whimseyboy, it is time! Whimseyboy: Time for what? To kill me? Thats your answer to everything! KILL!! Kain: THIS IS NOT A DEBATE!! *impales Whimseyboy on the Soul Reaver and watches as the life leaves his body, then drops him dead on the floor* Whimseyboy is dead for 5 posts Edit: Dammit Crow, I thought you'd learned by now that you can't down someone until they post again. You just wasted a post...tsk, tsk, tsk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaber Lad Posted February 7, 2004 Share Posted February 7, 2004 finaly out the kitchen i see the death rat i say crying i get you back for this sabretooth i get my lightsabre and trying to find sabretooth i see the tables i start crying again then i see sabretooth and i say you you mean Rat and tablekiller then starts to slaughter sabretooth then i put his legs in his noseholes Sabretooth has his legs in his noseholes for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 *sees kain and charges at him with the BLADE OF CARNAGE. *slices and dices kain *sweeps kain into the corner of cantina Kain trying to pull himself together. Out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 *spots Glaive swinging his sword* Glaive is spotted (not out) for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 *spots MMMPIE!!! looking at me *runs at MMMPIE!!! swinging sword madly *grabs MMMPIE!!!'s hand and begins to shake. engaged in freindly conversation both out for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Sabretooth arrives Seeks Lightsaber Lad Finds Lightsaber Lad Throws Lightsabre(tooth) at LL Attack Misses and hits Glaive LL laughes damn loudly and is still laughing Glaive is sabered for 2 posts. LL is in a laughing frenzy for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 *Summons sharp blades to slice n' dice sabretooth to bits* sharp blades + sabretooth = out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaber Lad Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 So that was funny stopped laughing and asked Sabretooth how do you get your legs out of your nose then Darth Homer arrives and begins a story Darth Homer and Me are both out for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaive v.1 Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 *spots lightsabre lad. Using BLADE OF CARNAGE slices him into tine tiny pieces. *collects LL's remains onto a plate. Sits down at a table adds salt and pepper to taste and begins to eat LL. LL is busy being eaten out for 2 posts Glaive busy eating out for 1 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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