JediNyt Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Zaius Please read my posts before you do something to me for now on ok? As should you. Sry bout misunderstanding your becoming a ghost the first time I thought you had already possesed someone. I think your taking it too seriously. Watch the ego. I think this is a game where youre supposed to go along with what happens to you and keep it fun. If your hit with a beer or thrown out a window or in your case caught by Ghost Busters, go along with it, keep it consistant, it makes it more fun for everyone. Now get back on topic. After waking up from being kicked into a wall, JediNyt finds a table and orders a tender loin bantha steak. While waiting he sees Notions thermal detonator go off blowing up the front entrance of the cantina and several bystanders and sending a big piece of debris into Notions ass. Notion is out for 1 post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 teutonicknight gets back up and quickly disposes of the banana peel. Continues the trip to the counter and orders a drink. And another one... Throws up on JediNyt *JediNyt is in the bathroom cleaning up for 2 posts* *passes out* teutonicknight passes out drunk for 10 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 trys to enjoy meal but the sight of people passing out and being sick just makes me mad. but as those causing this madness are not around hits nova_wolf over the head for aranging the meal at a restaraunt(sp) across the road from the cantina he should have known this would happen. nova_wolf is out for 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 23, 2003 Author Share Posted February 23, 2003 *note to JediNyt: sorry about the ego, i get carried away sometimes* *still in ghost form:holosid:* lets have some fun *Darth Zaius floats behind Smart Dragon and jumps into him, slowly possessing him and changing his appearence to slightly resemble himself and goes to sit at the bar table* hey bar-tender get me a beer, and also your grandmother sucks eggs!!! *the bar tender gets hop-raging mad and pounces onto the possessed Smart Dragon, Zaius quickly gets out of Smart Dragons body as he is pummled to death by the bar tender* *Darth Zaius then dissapears into another part of the cantina to wreck some more havok* *Smart Dragon is dead for 3 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 ckcsaber, upon seeing Darth Zaius causing havoc in ghost form, quickly inhales the ghost and with a huge flatulent roar, farts out Darth Zaius. Darth Zaius is not out, but instead smells really, really bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Zaius Posted February 23, 2003 Author Share Posted February 23, 2003 *in ghost form:holosid:* aww nasty im gonna need a shower now... you shall pay dearly *Darth Zaius runs then jumps up, nearly hitting the ceiling and dives into cksaber, slowly possessing him and making a slight sembance of Darth Zaius* now you shall feal MY pain *cksaber(being possessed by Darth Zaius) then quickly bends over to the point that cksaber`s head is stuck inside his hindquarters* *Darth Zaius then gets out of cksaber and kicks his back, driving his head in deeper* *Darth Zaius then goes to his house, takes a quick shower, cleanes his clothes, and comes back quickly to the cantina for some more mayhem* now who shall I haunt next *cksaber`s head is stuck inside his hindquarters for 3 turns when the bar-tender takes his head out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Phreak finally manages to kick Corran in the..... manly area and escapes from the fight. And forgot to pay the bartender... oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 JediNyt comes out the bathroom from cleaning off teutonickknights barf. Walks back into the restaurant just in time to get his steak. As hes eating he sees SmartDragon beating up on nova_wolf for the ruined meal. Feeling partially responsible since he had earlier crashed through the window and on to their table, he walks over to apologize about the mess again and maybe calm SmartDragon down. Little does JediNyt realise is that his steak was poisoned and before he can get a word out he chokes, spits out the steak bite on nova_wolf, and collapses once more on their table sending SmartDragons dinner all over. JediNyt out once again for 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 EH! Wasn't my fault. honey. HONEST! *SmartDragon pastes him good with the dessert trolley* nova_wolf out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 *Corran is rudely awakened and somehow freed of the poison by a kick in the... 'manly parts.' He gets up and looks around for Phreak, but it seems that he has escaped from the fight.* *Corran sees SmartDragon pasting some innocent bystander and strides over.* You shall not harm innocent bystanders! *Corran zaps SmartDragon with his zapper* SmartDragon is down for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wraith 8 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 *pokes his head inside the thread* could you people keep it down.. im trying to post on the forums here. *gets a rotten tomato in his face* Wraith 8 is out for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 "Mmmmm thats good cheese cake!" says JediNyt as he eats some of the desert that didnt hit nova_wolf. "Hey SmartDragon would you throw some strawberries and wipped cream?" As JediNyt kneels down to grab some wipped cream he ends up ducking a chair being swung by StarWarsPhreak and hitting CorranSec in the face. JediNyt ignites his lightsaber and slices off Phreaks hands before he can swing another chair. Corran gets up really pissed off with broken nose and blasts Phreak out the restaurant window and into the cantina where he lands in the middle of a duel and gets the crap beat outa him for interupting it. Corran Sec is out for 1 while getting his nose fixed and StarWarsPhreak is out for 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 *Finally drives off last of Simpsons fans with the demonstration of what I can do on Phreak* Whew! *turns saber off, sits at bar and gets a drink* Little water, please... *gets water, takes sip* Hmm...interesting flavor.....wait....water doesn't have flavor!! *poison gets Homer & he falls over on top of JediNyt* Homer is out for 5 posts & JediNyt is out until someone pulls Homer off of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 pulls Darth Homer of Jedinyt, then proceeds to shout at the top of voice "nova_wolf is my b/f why are you all trying to ruin my meal" this deafens jedinyt who then stumbles over to nova_wolf and start hitting him for letting me get mad at him. Smartdragon then hits jedinyt over the head with a chair."of all the ungrateful f*****s beating nova up after I'd lifted Darth homer off him". nova_wolf is out for 2 jedinyt is out for 4 smartdragon is fuming and so heads to the bar for copious volumes of southern comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Boy Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 *Skate comes in, gets scared* *Runs* Skate is out for 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 $am pulls out a disrupter rifle and disintegrates Darth homer and SmartDragon in one shot. SmartDragon and Darth homer are out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teutonicknight Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 teutonicknight pulls a gun to $am's face: "Dodge this" $am is down for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 *Finally get up of the floor* Okay - this is rediculuous - my own g/f is pasting me now... *says as licks the custard from his face* *creeps up behind SmartDragon, who is oblivious to anything after 3 bottles of southern comfort and a disruptor rifle blast* [whisper]That should do nicely.....[/whisper] *grabs the mini hoover from behind the bar and sucks up SmartDragon's ashes* And this being the last of your 3 post outage - try reforming in that! *SmartDragon screams in agony as her ashes tey to reform within the small confines of the mini hoover, her head visable from the intake* HAHAHAHA! SmartDragon is out until some can find a repair man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 ckcsaber walks up to nova_wolf and screams "nova, there is a rabid rally monkey behind you!" nova_wolf manages to roll his eyes:rolleyes: and say "i'm not falling for that one", before he is savagely bitten. can't get rid of the monkey for long nova_wolf is out for 4 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediNyt Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 JediNyt is getting really tired of being hit over the head. After Force healing he thanks nova_wolf for taking care of the wacked out SmartDragon. "Man she thought I was attacking you when in fact I was just smacking the flies hovering around your face. They really like all that desert on you, hehe. :p" Turns around igniting saber. "Alright now! Who wants to fight?!" Sees teutonicknight. JediNyt speeds over slashing teutonicks gun in half and spin sidekicks him across the bar and cratering into a wall. teutonicknight is stuck in the wall for 3 posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 *Homer flings his double saber out, catching JediNyt by surprise & cutting him neatly in half. The saber, on it's way back, slices open the Vaccuum SmartDragon was caught in* JediNyt is cut in half for 5 posts & SmartDragon is free, but got sliced and is down for 2 posts while healing *After retreaving his saber, Homer then dives out a window, attempting to flee the devastation* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorranSec Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 *After recovering for a far more lengthly than expected nose operation, Corran dives out the window after Homer, but rebounds off a monkey-powered bounceamajig and smashes head-first into JediNyt* JediNyt is unconscious for 3 posts *Corran gets up, dusts himself off, and realises that he should probably get his saber ready, looking at the number of battle-hungry lunatics loitering in this bar. He ignites it, and its orange glow lights up the area far better than the half-dozen smashed light panels do.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 Originally posted by ckcsaber ckcsaber walks up to nova_wolf and screams "nova, there is a rabid rally monkey behind you!" nova_wolf manages to roll his eyes:rolleyes: and say "i'm not falling for that one", before he is savagely bitten. can't get rid of the monkey for long nova_wolf is out for 4 posts *Whilst still being maulled* My GOD! - Fury - I thought you were dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pnut_Man Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 *whistles as he walks into a nearby bar* *large sounds erupt from inside* "Oh well...." *Tomar strolls into the bar only to be punched in the face as he enters* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 thank god I'm free. punches nova_wolf for imprisoning me in a vacuum cleaner. nova_wolf is blind for 6 posts goes back to drinking southern comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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