Alien426 Posted February 24, 2003 Posted February 24, 2003 OK, new thread: This is a list of things and how to do them the Lucas(Arts) way. I tried this on the old LucasFans forum, but it somehow didn't kick. Please try to stick to the 2 line format. I'll give some examples and start the list. What to call your biker gang: Polecats What to call your cat: Sanspoof What to drink: Grog What to wear during Mardi Gras: A pink skirt What to say instead of "ouch": Pappapishu!
QueZTone Posted February 24, 2003 Posted February 24, 2003 by what name to enter in a diving contest: "Marco Pollo" - emi what to say when eating chicken: "EL POLLO DIABLO!!" - cmi when wishing someone else luck with something: "May The Force Be With You!" - star wars when persuading someone to go along with you: "Trust me.." - indy when calling someone a geeky nerd: "Sure sure, Dr. Ubermann!" - indy foa when sneaking into a cinema for free: "Look behind you, a three-headed-monkey!" - monkey
Haggis Posted February 24, 2003 Posted February 24, 2003 When you're in the zoo, trying to scare kids, be very quiet and say: The monkeys are listening... ...and if that doesn't scare them, say: MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ...and if that doesn't work, yell at them: Bring me my bride! And more slaw! And then, when you're thrown into a padded room, you can entertain your roommate: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
Erwin_Br Posted February 24, 2003 Posted February 24, 2003 Where to play a quiet, relaxing game of golf? Gator Golf! If you need a place to stay over for the night when your car broke down you visit: Dr. Fred's Mansion! When you're with a lady you ask to dance the: Fandango --Erwin
scabb Posted February 24, 2003 Posted February 24, 2003 What to do with those weapons of mass destruction... Throw them out the window. There's nothing but strangers out there When your flying rats become stiff... Bat Wax Order your goods from... The Coach Potato Shopping Service
elTee Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 Excuse given when caught shoplifting: It belongs in a museum! Ultimate Insult: Tuna-Head Reason for avoiding oral hygiene? We Don't Need No Stinkin Mouthwash! This thread is fun!
SamNMax Posted March 12, 2003 Posted March 12, 2003 Where to go to hide: Sekrit Lab Where to go for Spring Break Mars What drinking cup to use: The cup of a carpenter What to name your kids: Bobbin Threadbare and Guybrush Threepwood Best vacation spot: Largest Ball of Twine on Earth What to do with your life: Join a motorcycle gang No. 1 drug to avoid: Life crystals The ultamate pet: Demon mechanic
Haggis Posted March 12, 2003 Posted March 12, 2003 You want your mother-in-law to leave, but she just keeps chatting; just chat back: How much would would a woodchuck chuck...
ThunderPeel2001 Posted March 13, 2003 Posted March 13, 2003 Who to avoid at all costs: Fans asking what the Secret of Monkey Island REALLY is ~ Johnny
Mex Posted March 15, 2003 Posted March 15, 2003 Is this one been chosen? Where to go during your holidays The big whoop.
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