XERXES Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 something about Canada sending in ONE boat and ONE hellicopter into the middle east to help out. everybody best watch out for the allmighty Canadian army:lol: But for real, im sure America Jr. was forced or persuaeedd by its big brother to help out. Anyways...on with teh funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Ahh...those crazy Canucks. I'm suprised that Canadia can offer 1/2 of its whole naval force to support the U.S.. j/k Don't worry Canada, I watch "Kids in the Hall" all the time, so it's all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Canada fought at D-Day you know. It was either Gold, Sword, or Juno... Well, thanks for the help there, Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 still cracks me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psyk0Sith Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Shows how peaceful we are...cuz we have no choice!!! we've got nothing to strike back!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Hahaha good pic. And no offense to Canada I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Jackal's gonna have your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartDragon Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 If thats how small they're representing Canada's navy I hate to see what they're going to say about Britains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 I can't wait for Jackal to see this! [E-mails jackal] And if anyone posts anything about Britain, you'll get into trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 *listens to the blame canada song* :D look at Canada's huge army. And look, they were kind enough to send their entire navy to aid us. The U.S. will probably use their boat, I mean navy as bait:D I dunno why, but everyone told me canada sucks, so I guess It's true. The only Canadian I like is Avril Lavigne. *hides in a tank* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova_wolf Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 As long as they keep apologising for Maria Carie, I am not fussed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonces Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Nah, Canadians are great. Their military is pretty small, (55,000) but that's mostly because they don't have any need for one. If Canada was ever attacked we here in the US would feverishly come to their aid. Great Britian may be our best allies, but that's only because Canada is already our brother Besides, what's not to love about a country that gave us Hockey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 *Joins Jared in listening to the "Blame Canada" song * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue Nine Jackal's gonna have your ass. forget Jackal im gonna get your ass for that its not that offensive anyways, its true as far as them saying we have a VERY small army but then again we dont have need for it, we're not gonna invade anyone.......soon, plus canadas bigger then america so technically your Canada Jr btw very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Don't get me wrong. Canada is great. 3 reasons why 1. Kids in the Hall 2. Stronger beer than America's 3. Hockey that about covers it j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Actually, Jackal will probably come in here and laugh, just like he does with every other thread like this. We all take it pretty much in stride, unless there is something that is truly insulting. And yes, Canada was sending one ship and one helicopter to the Middle East. But not only one ship and one helicopter will be involved. These are being sent to join the others that are already there(yes, we have more than one. Amazing huh!). And, should an actual war break out, and Canada decides whether or not they're going to be involved, more ships, planes, and troops will be sent. Only one ship and one helicopter were being sent, at this point in time. As for what you heard on the news, it was most likely about how a Sea King helicopter suffered from an engine failure during a training exercise, and crashed onto the flight deck of the HMCS Iroquois, while it was en route to the Middle East. Anyone who knows about these helicopters knows that there has been a LOT of trouble with them in last few years, and as such they are being replaced soon. That is most likely what you heard XERXES. You just heard ONE ship, and ONE helicopter, and assumed that's all we were sending right? Canadians in general have no problem with Canadian jokes, hell, we make fun of ourselves more than anyone else makes fun of us;). Take shows like "Kids in the Hall", "This Hour Has 22 Minutes", and "Codco" for example. We enjoy a good laugh, even if it is at our own expense. Also, speaking of the Canadian Navy, I feel it's time to bring this up again... Canada has Warships? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 "You're kidding, right? Canada has a warship?" asked U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. "Like for war? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 nice pic there:D . though i heard on the news a couple of weeks ago, i think, that canada did send over 1,000 troops to help the U.S. in the middle east. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 OMG! Wow...I can't believe this! I laughed when I saw it! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 ok, i'm lost, who is da hell is jackal? and why is everyone so afraid of him/her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Originally posted by ckcsaber Don't get me wrong. Canada is great. 3 reasons why 1. Kids in the Hall 2. Stronger beer than America's 3. Hockey that about covers it j/k What about being the only country to successfully storm Washington, D.C. and burning the White House to the ground? (Or was it Philadephia?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Talliusc Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 thats rich, as a canadian i suppose i might be excpected to show some anger but in all seriousness you havent heard jokes dissing canada until you come up here and talk to US about it lol. as for jackal i believe that he is a he. *though it is possible that im wrong and she just pretends to be a he*. who is also an admin i believe. as always Reb i find myself in total agreement with you. but our small army has its advantages, i mean suppose us canucks decide we want to be bigger, we could invade new york state and you know what would happen? the governor would phone up the white house "president bush we require assistance, canada is attacking us!" "haha, thats a good one" *click*. and while ill be forever apologizing for canadas awful products such as avril lavigne (my friend went out with her a few years back and told me some funny things, and yes im sure he did go out with her he has pictures of them together and their families are still friends now even though he moved out of napanee a few years back), i can always say that at least im not a damn yank. j/k you oversensitive americans, have a beer on me. careful though, this is REAL stuff up here anybody lookin for good canadian related humour please rent "canadian bacon" (john candy is a genius), or strange brew (rick moranis is also a genius). but any time that you americans tsk at us canucks ill go and find those statistics from world wars 1 and 2 and show you guys that canadians were the most feared force because we did what could not be done by any number of british or french attacks. and lets not forget that we're the only country to beat you guys in a war (hopes nobody notices that if america wanted to invade us it wouldnt take more then a week.... unless they didnt bring snowplows eh). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Talliusc and lets not forget that we're the only country to beat you guys in a war Vietnam................................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki GM Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 strange brew was funny as hell I went to canada once the taxes are high as all hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 I've been to Canada twice (ooooh) and the second time I saw these people on a street corner just smokin' a blunt right out in the open. You could smell it two blocks away, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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