ZBomber Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Granted. You now have sweet tea but someone just took a crap in it when you weren't looking. I wish I had a dog....
Reborn Outcast Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Of course... it just crapped on all your floors, bit you and gave you rabies and then jumped out a window. I wish I had a billion dollars.
BigTeddyPaul Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Rhett found the dog who crapped in his tea and shipped him off to China. EDIT: AHHH! Again! Okay you get your billion dollars but the goevernment taxed 70% of it and you invested the rest in JK3 which tanked causing you to lose everything. I wish you could actually play video games as if it was real life. EX go off on a months journey capturing pokemon, defeating Ganon, kicking the crap out of Mario. BigTeddyPaul
ET Warrior Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 You actually get to do those video games, but unfortunately it's like the matrix, die in the game, and die in real life I wish the The Detroit Redwings would all jump off a cliff.
Reborn Outcast Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 They did but then they landed on the Avalanch... killing all of them. I wish you would jump off a cliff.
ET Warrior Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 I DO jump off a cliff, and you feel so guilty about causing my death that you kill yourself. I wish I had a pet monkey
Reborn Outcast Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 I am the pet monkey and I wreak havoc all over your neighborhood. I wish I had a Shelby.
Sivy Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 one Shelby, with no wheels, no steering wheel, no engine, no seats, no lights and it's pink - enjoy i wish i had super powers
Reborn Outcast Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 And here it comes!!! THE SUPERPOWER OF SEVERE IDIOCY!!! You can now lull everyone into a stupor but when you stop talking, they beat you up. I wish I had everything I want.
Boba Rhett Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Done. You now have three dead squirrels. WTF is wrong with you? I wish I had some new headphones.
Reborn Outcast Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 And now they're glued to your ears and play Celine Dion over and over at full blast. But at least they look nice.... from far away. I wish I was the strongest man in the world.
BigTeddyPaul Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Your muscles grow so huge that you cannot raise your arms above your shoulders which causes you to freeze to death because you can never ever put on shirts again. I wish I had the stuff Reborn was smoking today. That stuff must be good. BigTeddyPaul
git_sum_stuka Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 You shall be granted what Reborn was smoking today, but the cigeratte butt acts like another tongue I wish I had Dynasty Warriors 4.
Kain Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 You not only get Dynasty Warriors4, but your one of the random soldiers being cut down I wish InsaneSith would answer that PM I sent him a long time ago!!!
Reborn Outcast Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 He will but it will be a hate PM. I wish I had somemore of what I was smoking today.
TheHobGoblin Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 They sell it only now on Mars. I wish I had unlimited points. ....Maybe there is a cheat code..... Show me the points *cheat enabled* BOOOYAHHH
Reborn Outcast Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 You do but they are automatically donated to me. I wish that I had a wish.
Kain Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 whatever you wish for creates a temporal distortion that tears you to pieces I wish I had wings like Raziel...I can already see where this is gonna go...
nova_wolf Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 You do have wings like Raziel, but little did you know that his form is so screwed up after the time in the Whirlpool that he has to wear panty lkiners, and so you get a life time suply of Tampax Ultra thin w/ Extra Wide Wings! I want a clean mind again!
Tyrion Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Your mind is cleaned with all kind of disinfectants and soap that your mind burns every second. I wish that Summer Vacation would start...
Dark Warrior Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Summer vacation will start but only after you fail all your courses which forces you to spend all your summer in a small, dark, confined classroom surrounded by countless strangers (aka summer school) I wish that I could play the electric guitar very well.
ckcsaber Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Upon your wish being granted, you pick up a guitar and begin doing insane power chords Angus Young style (AC DC). Your fingers move with amazing speed, but they have not grown the calluses needed to handle the strings. Your fingers begin to bleed from the open wounds, and are slowly gnawed down to the bone.... I wish I could fly with the lesbian seagulls.....
nova_wolf Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 Originally posted by ckcsaber I wish I could fly with the lesbian seagulls..... Isnt that corrupt and twisted enough as it is?
git_sum_stuka Posted April 2, 2003 Posted April 2, 2003 you wish will be granted but your whole body starts to implode because the seagulls are cutting off you. A)I wish I could use Shaolin kung fu
ET Warrior Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 You learn how to use Shaolin Kung Fu, but you can only use it against yourself......and end up killing yourself with your super dangerous fists! I wish that I had all the crab legs I could eat...
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