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Originally posted by sabretooth

I wish I was Gandalf the Grey.

 

Granted, but you turn into Gandalf the Great just as he is falling down the ravine in Balin's Tomb. You don't turn into Gandalf the White after you die, though.

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Originally posted by BongoBob

I wish it were morning.

 

Granted, but this happend because another identical sun popped up directly opposite the real sun, causing the Earth to stop rotating and become a barren desert.

 

I wish that everyone would follow my every command.

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Originally posted by Darth Homer

Granted, but a ninja kills you before you can even draw your sword.

 

I wish I had ninja-like reflexes

 

Granted, however you're too weak to even move your arms.

 

I wish that Half-life 2 would come out quicker(and not suck, can't forget not suck..).

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Originally posted by Druid Bremen

I wish I had infinite money.

 

Granted, however the money is in plain ol'' dollars, causing the entire market to crash while leaving you in the aftermath with just an infinite amount of paper.

 

I wish that they would make a diet coke that tasted good.

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