Corrupted wish game

[Tyrion]

Originally posted by sabretooth

I wish I was Gandalf the Grey.

 

Granted, but you turn into Gandalf the Great just as he is falling down the ravine in Balin's Tomb. You don't turn into Gandalf the White after you die, though.

[Sam Fisher]

Argh, not this again! Its not good for the forum

[BongoBob]

I like cheesecake ^_^

 

 

Since you didn't say anything either of you...

 

I wish I had some cheesecake right now...with rasberry drizzle on it...*drool*

 

[Sabretooth]

Granted, but the cheese stinks!

 

I wish I had remembered to wish earlier

[Doomie]

Granted, but yhen you didn't wish you remembered to wish earlier thus causing you to forget to wish earlier.

[Sabretooth]

I wish doomy hadn't forgetton to wish either...

[Poggle]

Now everyone will forget to wish and the thread will die!

 

I wish I was on the beach

[Sabretooth]

granted, but due to an alien invasion, the seas have driedup, and there's no more beaches!

 

i wish beavers had horns

[Poggle]

Not if you fall on one!

 

I wish pigs could fly

[Sabretooth]

Granted, but birds cannot fly any more.

 

I wish I not looking like some addicted n00b by posting continuously on this thread.

[TiE23]

Granted, you are now the stoner forum goer

 

I wish I didn't have to post on this stupid mac in my sisters school ( Open house night )

 

TiE

[Darth Homer]

Granted, you now have NO computer to post with.

 

 

I wish people would stop creating viruses.

[Mex]

Wish granted, now animals will make viruses!

 

I wish that I had over 35000 posts.

[Darth Homer]

Granted, but you're banned for spamming.

 

I wish we could have a giant forumer get-together

[BongoBob]

Granted, but a terrorist blows the get together up.

 

I wish I could get the money to upgrade my comp tomarrow.

[Poggle]

Ah but microsoft releases a new version of windows and it becomes obsolete

 

I wish i could clap my hands and money would appear

[_PerfectAgent_]

Granted, but you lost your hands in a butter knife accident.

 

I wish I can be more creative in my replies.

[BongoBob]

Granted, but you get so "creative", you get banned.

 

I wish it were morning.

[Tyrion]

Originally posted by BongoBob

I wish it were morning.

 

Granted, but this happend because another identical sun popped up directly opposite the real sun, causing the Earth to stop rotating and become a barren desert.

 

I wish that everyone would follow my every command.

[Curt-Man]

Granted, but since you forget to make the eat,sleep and drink everyone dies

 

I wish i were a samurai

[Darth Homer]

Granted, but a ninja kills you before you can even draw your sword.

 

I wish I had ninja-like reflexes

[Tyrion]

Originally posted by Darth Homer

Granted, but a ninja kills you before you can even draw your sword.

 

I wish I had ninja-like reflexes

 

Granted, however you're too weak to even move your arms.

 

I wish that Half-life 2 would come out quicker(and not suck, can't forget not suck..).

[Druid Bremen]

Granted, but Half-Life was so popular that the price rose high, and someone stole your copy and sold it to an antique shop.

 

I wish I had infinite money.

[Tyrion]

Originally posted by Druid Bremen

I wish I had infinite money.

 

Granted, however the money is in plain ol'' dollars, causing the entire market to crash while leaving you in the aftermath with just an infinite amount of paper.

 

I wish that they would make a diet coke that tasted good.

[Darth Homer]

Granted! Unfortunatly, it was only the one & it was drunk by a guy named Daryl in Northern Winnipeg.

 

 

I wish I could wish a wish that was not corrupted.