BongoBob Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 I'm gonna revive Death_Jedi's infamous Bar Fight! Not many people participated in it, since not many people here go to the role playing section. But seeing as how sucessful the square go thread was, Why Not? Here's how it works for those of you not familiar with it. You attack somone(preferrably in an absured way) and say how many posts they are out for. The maximum posts a person can be out is 3, and you can't kill them(maming is allowed:D). Heres an example... *Grabs a bottle of old jack daniels and smacks lj over the head with it.LJ is out for two posts* And so on. BRING IT, MO_FOs! PS_LJ, that was just an example, you can post still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drivian Taluus Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 You *hic* wanna star' sumfin'? I'll, *hic* I'll, *hic*, BASH YUR GUTSSS OUT... *Smashes BongoBob with a liquor bottle* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icemaniax Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Youuu gyws arrrr so supid.. *hic* i coud take you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 *Sits in the back, enjoying the free show as he sips on a delightful bellini iced tea* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Ah hah! Fools! Now I have much combat experience from my thread! *Picks up bar stool and smacks everyone* -Drinks some whiskey- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 how many bar fight/fight threads do we need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles_CL Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 We need all the threads we can get Dresses up in Kevlar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HertogJan Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 *sigh* Stop fighting and drink beer... Makes all of us more happy anywayz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 Yay! Rhett replied to a topic of mine!(Pssst..can I borrow some elves?) *Picks up a table throwing it at Bawbag, hitting semi and drivian in the process* You want beer! Here's your beer! *Slams a bottle of bud on HJ's head. hehehe... PS_Scratch the amount of posts you're out thing(Noone apparently listned to that part.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HertogJan Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Originally posted by BongoBob You want beer! Here's your beer! *Slams a bottle of bud on HJ's head. hehehe... Ooooh now you've done it, if it was Hertog Jan beer, ok, I'd forgive you, but BUD is WAAAAAY too much for me :mad: *slashes BongoBob's head off with his sword and then pisses in his mouth, while feeding his dick to a dozen of mad rabid dogs* Hehehe, damn I'm sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted June 30, 2003 Author Share Posted June 30, 2003 Hmmm..lucky you I'm not easily offended, or else I'ld report you to a mod. Please keep it apropriate! *Takes a swig of a mystery concaction(sp?) and spews it into a flame aimed at HJ, giving him 3rd degree burns across his entire body* Thats good:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 *WolfmanNCSU Enters bar* "Why is it that every time I come here to drink, there is a fight breaking out. Tough crowd." WolfmanNCSU orders a LIT and drinks while humming the cheers theme for the next 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrackan Solo Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 *pulls out his plastic coke bottle and hits Bongo* Crap! Why isnt this working? *runs out of fight thread to go respond to the other 500 fight threads* SPAM! HERE I COME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Why do we need to start another fight thread? There is one still on the first page of the Swamp! Go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HertogJan Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Originally posted by BongoBob Hmmm..lucky you I'm not easily offended, or else I'ld report you to a mod. Please keep it apropriate! *Takes a swig of a mystery concaction(sp?) and spews it into a flame aimed at HJ, giving him 3rd degree burns across his entire body* Thats good:D Hey c'mon, you smashed a NON-Hertog-Jan beerbottle on my head!! And what is not appropriate, you could piss in Postal 2 too!! (that wasn't meant as an insult, more as an indication that I use to cuss and that most people I meet, don't mind me using 'language') *drops a timed bomb in the bar and runs away* *3* *2* *1* *Bomb goes off blowing everyone sky-high, where they 'meet' a Boeing 747 in a very painfull way* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drivian Taluus Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Lookit dat! Angels! *starts smooching hot (female) flight attendants* Whoopsie! Gotta get back to dat barfigh' tingy! *aims plane at bar* I''ll be *hic* thar in a jiffanany! *plane stops in mid air right above bar* Whut duh frunky hecksh? Who did dat? *hic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icemaniax Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 lived through the explosion[/] wook at dat, *hic*i cawn mowve dat plane *hic* wit my hand *hic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-=ReApEr=- Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 *Walks in and looks for the strip show* Directions please people, directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icemaniax Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Leads Reaper to the Mens Restroom and locks door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drivian Taluus Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Haw! Now wet's waste evewywone! Powah to da peopleses!!! *starts a riot* Polizei: Halt! Du ist ein scheise kopfen! WTF?!? I'll kill all o' yas! *begins waging war on the Polizei* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antilles_CL Posted June 30, 2003 Share Posted June 30, 2003 Originally posted by Drivian Taluus Haw! Now wet's waste evewywone! Powah to da peopleses!!! *starts a riot* Polizei: Halt! Du ist ein scheise kopfen! WTF?!? I'll kill all o' yas! *begins waging war on the Polizei* OMG! A German? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 *Letter bomb slips through letterbox* What to do? tick tick tick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted July 1, 2003 Author Share Posted July 1, 2003 *Gives HJ the letter bomb, saying that it has pics of a naked girl doing sexc things while drinking HertogJan* Dumbarse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 *bang* everyone dies Except me of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeDoggg2004 Posted July 1, 2003 Share Posted July 1, 2003 I think your views are funny in all of you posts and I think you bring good character the message boards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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