Lynk Former Posted July 8, 2003 Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken ATTENTION: ALL MODS AND ADMINS, AND USERS!! This thread i wish to remain open, becasuse i find it amusing. amuse me maggots, AMUSE ME! MUAHAHAHHA!.....-_-...um...... carry on. *zing!* *some big men in white coats burst into the thread and hold cracken down, injecting him with some tranquilizers and cart him out of the thread* ... O.o ... well that was interesting
Redwing Posted July 8, 2003 Posted July 8, 2003 Only in Aresen. Actually, that's not true. I've seen it happen in XWA, too. Maybe this thread is making Cracken nostalgic
Lynk Former Posted July 8, 2003 Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by Redwing Only in Aresen. Actually, that's not true. I've seen it happen in XWA, too. Maybe this thread is making Cracken nostalgic Well XWA are our brotherin, no matter how much they whine and scream that they're not they ARE XP
ZBomber Posted July 8, 2003 Posted July 8, 2003 A thread about me? I thoguht it was gonna be some flame thigny at first. ^_^ OK, Zoomy, cleared. Now fill up my Inbox with whatever you wanted. ^_^
Surfnshannon Posted July 8, 2003 Posted July 8, 2003 people actually have *full* pm boxes... Not me, sad...very sad nobody likes me anymore
Yaweh Posted July 9, 2003 Posted July 9, 2003 Okay, I cleared out my PM mailbox, Zoom. *(Reads through old PMs)* Moses? So that's what happened to him...
Redwing Posted July 9, 2003 Posted July 9, 2003 Originally posted by Yaweh Okay, I cleared out my PM mailbox, Zoom. *(Reads through old PMs)* Moses? So that's what happened to him... God is a puppet of Zoomie. I knew it.
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 9, 2003 Author Posted July 9, 2003 Like how He doesn't have an avatar? It's a subtle detail, but one I'm proud of... Sad part is...His title will be gone soon. Oh, well.
access_flux Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 jeez, i hanging with a bunch of terrrorists and freaks! w00t!!!
leXX Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 You only just realised that! You been living on the moon? ^^ I myself collect empty deodorant cans.
Lynk Former Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 I collect pictures... lol no not porn pictures (that's kept elsewhere on cds... lol j/k ). Rachy just sends me all these pics of herself. I've got one hell of a collection I tell ya
Lynk Former Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit Yeah. We all do, Lynk. *(Runs away.)* ¬¬ *Mr. Weasel jumps on Zoomie and bites on his tongue pulling it out of his mouth as far as it'll go* ... *nods at Mr. Weasel then gets his katana and places the blade against the bottom of Zoomies tongue* ... I will cut it off... and I will make you chew on it and swallow it down... and I will enjoy watching you doing it. Got it? *places hand on Zoomies head and slowly nods up and down* ...gooood... *puts away katana and walks away with Mr. Weasel still holding onto Zoomies tongue* ... *whistles at Mr. Weasel* Uprio, come on let's go... *Lynk and Uprio walk out of the thread*
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 11, 2003 Author Posted July 11, 2003 *(Wakes up from a weird dream.)* Good morning. What is that godawful taste in my mouth...?
Ray Jones Posted July 11, 2003 Posted July 11, 2003 *walks in the thread* *looks* hmm. whats going on here..
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 12, 2003 Author Posted July 12, 2003 OH GHOD NO, HE'S REAL--! I thought the pirate was just a part of the dream... (Welcome to Aresen, Ray. We don't give out welcome baskets here, but you can have a voodoo death mask: )
Lynk Former Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 *Mr. Weasel walks into the thread and Zoomie freaks out and runs into a wall* ... ehehehe...
Ray Jones Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 *Dont know why, wears button: "budweiser"* *grabs mr. weasels eyelids, pulls a bit. lays some freshly cut piripiripeppers under it, closes the eyes.* *Fixates it with fresh hot wax from a candle* Zoom, you may help me here with your thumbs! *Takes zooms thumbs and presses it onto mr. weasels eyes..* Leave it so for at leas 12h! *Mr. Weasels eyes slowly start to fillup with water..* If there will be enough pressure, we will have a nice selfmade fountain.. How about *Smertsh* place it here, Zoom? - Err Ray, thats the wall i hit some messis before... Yeah Zoom. A wallfountain! -- No Ray, You mean WHALEFOUNTAIN, that is something different!
Lynk Former Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 *Mr. Weasel shakes Ray and Zoomie off and starts growling* ooooh s***... now you've done it *Lynk backs away* *Mr. Weasel swipes his claws at Ray's throat and jumps on him, biting the cuts and ripping the flesh open, blood spraying everywhere. Mr. Weasel doesn't stop he keeps ripping into Ray's throat as he falls to the floor, limp* x.x bleah... *Mr. Weasel looks up to see where Zoomie is then realises he's already ran out of the thread and proceeds to chase after him* ack, well good thing when Uprio kills them they come back to life... erm, someone grab a mop and bucket and clean up all this blood and take Ray down the the med center... oh and don't forget to clean up the bloody paw prints either...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 Lynk, how many times have i told you, keep that thing away from people until i say let him go and maim them! SHEESH! ^_^
Lynk Former Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 Well you know how he can get sometimes Crackman, I mean the lil critter can't be stopped. Good thing he stopped before he burrowed his way into Roy's chest and ripped his heart to pieces or something... oh well... the wonders of advanced Bacta treatment huh ^^
Ray Jones Posted July 12, 2003 Posted July 12, 2003 *comes back to seek the voodoo death mask zoom has talked about before, to hide his fabulous looking face coz he wants to get rid off all the zombie girls which had unearthed him over at the crypts dump..*
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