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Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken

ATTENTION: ALL MODS AND ADMINS, AND USERS!!

 

This thread i wish to remain open, becasuse i find it amusing.

 

amuse me maggots, AMUSE ME! MUAHAHAHHA!.....-_-...um......

 

carry on. *zing!*

 

*some big men in white coats burst into the thread and hold cracken down, injecting him with some tranquilizers and cart him out of the thread*

 

 

... O.o ... well that was interesting

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Originally posted by Redwing

Only in Aresen. :D

 

Actually, that's not true. I've seen it happen in XWA, too. Maybe this thread is making Cracken nostalgic ;)

 

Well XWA are our brotherin, no matter how much they whine and scream that they're not they ARE XP

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit

Yeah. We all do, Lynk.

 

*(Runs away.)*

 

;)

 

¬¬

 

*Mr. Weasel jumps on Zoomie and bites on his tongue pulling it out of his mouth as far as it'll go*

 

...

 

*nods at Mr. Weasel then gets his katana and places the blade against the bottom of Zoomies tongue*

 

... I will cut it off... and I will make you chew on it and swallow it down... and I will enjoy watching you doing it. Got it?

 

*places hand on Zoomies head and slowly nods up and down*

 

...gooood... *puts away katana and walks away with Mr. Weasel still holding onto Zoomies tongue* ... *whistles at Mr. Weasel* Uprio, come on let's go...

 

*Lynk and Uprio walk out of the thread*

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*Dont know why, wears button: "budweiser"*

*grabs mr. weasels eyelids, pulls a bit. lays some freshly cut piripiripeppers under it, closes the eyes.*

 

*Fixates it with fresh hot wax from a candle*

 

Zoom, you may help me here with your thumbs!

 

*Takes zooms thumbs and presses it onto mr. weasels eyes..*

Leave it so for at leas 12h!

 

*Mr. Weasels eyes slowly start to fillup with water..*

 

If there will be enough pressure, we will have a nice selfmade fountain.. How about *Smertsh* place it here, Zoom? - Err Ray, thats the wall i hit some messis before... Yeah Zoom. A wallfountain! -- No Ray, You mean WHALEFOUNTAIN, that is something different!

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*Mr. Weasel shakes Ray and Zoomie off and starts growling*

 

ooooh s***... now you've done it *Lynk backs away*

 

*Mr. Weasel swipes his claws at Ray's throat and jumps on him, biting the cuts and ripping the flesh open, blood spraying everywhere. Mr. Weasel doesn't stop he keeps ripping into Ray's throat as he falls to the floor, limp*

 

x.x bleah...

 

*Mr. Weasel looks up to see where Zoomie is then realises he's already ran out of the thread and proceeds to chase after him*

 

ack, well good thing when Uprio kills them they come back to life... erm, someone grab a mop and bucket and clean up all this blood and take Ray down the the med center... oh and don't forget to clean up the bloody paw prints either...

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