Lynk Former Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Nice of you to join us again Roy ^^ and now that you're here i'd like you to realise you broke a rule here at Aresen... so I'll list the rules here so you won't forget... ¤ Don't spam ¤ Don't flame ¤ Don't insult Mr. Weasel (he's in my avatar, he's the forum mascot) ¤ Don't piss off the mods/supermods/admins ¤ Don't worry, Rogue Nine is alwayz grumpy ¤ If you trip over it's cause spot the invisible dog ran too close to you ¤ If DSS (Dark Sad Shadow) offers you milk... RUN!! note the third rule *nods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 *walks in dirty, limping, and attired in rags* Is this *checks Post-it Note* Aresen? Am I finally here? At last? Yes! I have dreamed of this day since last night! *dances with joy in the rain, discarding dirty rags* It's a loooong story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 *tilts his head in an effort to understand* *gives a lil wave* ...um... hey ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Originally posted by Lynk Former Nice of you to join us again Roy ^^ and now that you're here i'd like you to realise you broke a rule here at Aresen... so I'll list the rules here so you won't forget... ¤ Don't spam ¤ Don't flame ¤ Don't insult Mr. Weasel (he's in my avatar, he's the forum mascot) ¤ Don't piss off the mods/supermods/admins ¤ Don't worry, Rogue Nine is alwayz grumpy ¤ If you trip over it's cause spot the invisible dog ran too close to you ¤ If DSS (Dark Sad Shadow) offers you milk... RUN!! note the third rule *nods* *still nodding* i like weasels.. they're like beavers.. *looks at his ripped off body* yeah, i thought already 'feee.. next time let zoom at the wall, he is only a friend. do everything .. but dont freak round with mr. weasel..' Why run .. milk is tasty.. ?? ..errm ..*coughy* (it goes RAY.. but i dont think names are that important) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 Oh, hello Roy, I mean, Ray. Ray and Roy. Roy and Ray. They're virtually the same. Speaking of which, Ray, where is Roy? Hmmm. Ok, everyone, note my title. I'm BRANDED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 12, 2003 Author Share Posted July 12, 2003 Hey, Lynk! Look what followed me home...can I keep 'em? (They're refugees from a forum conflict elsewhere. I invited them here. They're all okay, except for Ray. I think he's nuts--just don't give him matches.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 oh hallo andy.. where the hell have you've been through.. ?? Where is Roy .. and what happened to his face? Hmm i dont know zoom .. i thought i better take a look at you after your strange behaviour over at the habor .. You know he had all those sticks, whacked monkeys.. and for unknown reasons he was around with his playtool all the time .. but after you actually want to keep me, zoom.. cmon let me do some tricks to joy the people in here.. but please let the weasel out the game.. it still hurts .. *wears button: "insane"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 12, 2003 Author Share Posted July 12, 2003 See? *(Pushes Ray into a pit full of hungry weasels.)* *(Nods.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 12, 2003 Share Posted July 12, 2003 *crouches out of the pit* hehe you nearly got me zoom.. but i never had a such nice bunch-o-weasels in my underpanties..i think there are only bones left.. but the feeling was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 ^^ oh good here's my chance to bring out the old Aresen welcome message... [align=center]Hiya Ray and Andy WELCOME TO ARESEN[/align] I'm Lynk Former. webmaster of The Bubblegum Crisis Center and long time member of Aresen and moderator of the SW Forums. If you have any questions don't ask me cause I'm just a nog... Now here are some things to know and some simple rules to go by in the mental asylum we call a forum... ¤ Don't spam ¤ Don't flame ¤ Don't insult Mr. Weasel (he's in my avatar, he's the forum mascot) ¤ Don't piss off the mods/supermods/admins ¤ Don't worry, Rogue Nine is alwayz grumpy ¤ If you trip over it's cause spot the invisible dog ran too close to you ¤ If DSS (Dark Sad Shadow) offers you milk... RUN!! ¤ Wacky_Baccy is a nog Now enjoy youself and... LEAVE YOUR SANITY AT THE DOOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 13, 2003 Author Share Posted July 13, 2003 You added a rule making Waccy a nog! ...Actually, here on the west coast of the US, a piece of waccy baccy is more properly called a nug. Short for 'nugget.' Can you add a rule requiring people to have duct tape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted July 13, 2003 Share Posted July 13, 2003 Welcome to Aresen, RayJones and Captain Andy, and don't forget to check your sanity in at the door. You won't be needing it here. ^_~ Is not pissing off the mods/smods/admins still a rule? Cuz ya know, some of them are pissed off by our very existence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 And I'm still not in the god damn rules! grrrrrr Welcome to Aresen Ray and Andy. I see you are both insane. Good good, you'll fit right in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 you should also include one more rule: ROGUE IS SPELLED: R O G U E why, oh why, has that never been in the rules????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisces Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 'Cause we assume that most people are competent enough to spell it right. Apparently, we were mistaken. And welcome to everyone stupid enough to come here willingly, may God have mercy on your soul and so on and so forth etc. etc. you get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 14, 2003 Share Posted July 14, 2003 Originally posted by leXX And I'm still not in the god damn rules! grrrrrr I'm just waiting till you crack and start killing people before I put you into the rules leXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 *cracks up* *starts killing people* There you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 lol XP cheater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted July 15, 2003 Author Share Posted July 15, 2003 Wally the space dolphin thinks that two rules must be appended to the list, one requiring that Lexx be appointed official Aresen 'Killer of Mass Peoples,' and another requiring all forum members wear their big, floppy 'Wally the Space Dolphin' hats when going out in public so that others in their community may know to cower in fear of their very presence. Sounds good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 How to kill MASS PEOPLE??? is this going to touch quantum stuff again?? some sort of massmassaka? ahh.. you make them thinner..? somehow .. slurges.. anything? oh. it's just a rul. i like this space dolphin .. like he could help save the spaceeele. add this rul. i didnt read it but i need ruls to have them collected.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Originally posted by edlib Zoom Rabbit: Empty your PM mailbox. There's got to be a better way of dealing with this... Oy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 You know, if you think about it... there is a lot of words that begin with a Z..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Zebra... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Truthful Liar Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Zeus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted July 28, 2003 Share Posted July 28, 2003 Zoids lol. what? Zoids - Chaotic Century is a decent anime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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