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I'd suggest gently disentangling yourself from any relationship with this girl. She's really messed up, but it isn't your responsibility to do anything about it. Although if you think there's a chance she might be serious about killing herself, you might report it somewhere. Maybe there's a hotline you could call or something. I don't know, but if you think there's a real danger, try to warn someone. Once you've done that, your responsibility ends. Get away from the girl; she sounds like a serious head case. :p

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Please, NiKo would never do that. He probably hired sombody who looked like him to pretend to be him and lure the girl away, and then locked her in a cage somewhere and fed her slowly to cockroaches whilst she watched John Woo movies over and over again and singing the theme tune to 'Saved by the Bell'.

 

NiKo's not cruel enough to kill her though.

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hey c'mon, dont look at me like that...i didnt have a choice.

 

plus, i figured it would make a great script for a horror movie, and i needed insparation.

 

 

 

i heard baking soda gets bloodstains off in a jiffy...

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Originally posted by NiKo

i heard baking soda gets bloodstains off in a jiffy...

 

Nah, you need the hair off the dog that... oh wait, no, it's pickle juice (like the stuff that appears after you've pickled the egg and eaten it) and salt water with a hint of tapioca to give it that extra spunk.

 

Trust me, it's worked thousands of times for me. :D

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Originally posted by Guybrush122

As for the body, chop it up in little pieces and gradually feed it to the dog.

Are you nuts? do you know what human flesh does to the canine digestive system. And the colour of the ****, just don't get me started.

 

No, you need to bury the body, preferably not in the back garden although technically rotting corpses are good for enriching the soil. But instead, bury it somewhere no one will find it. That or bury it in a cemetary, no one's really going to notice another dead body there.

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Oh.....you murderous newb's. I'll bet you guys have only killed....what?.....2 people?

 

Nononono, the best way to rid of a body is human "beef" jerky. Because there are so many different flavors, no one would know it's not "TRUE" beef. It's a flawless plan.

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