Ariana Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 I'd suggest gently disentangling yourself from any relationship with this girl. She's really messed up, but it isn't your responsibility to do anything about it. Although if you think there's a chance she might be serious about killing herself, you might report it somewhere. Maybe there's a hotline you could call or something. I don't know, but if you think there's a real danger, try to warn someone. Once you've done that, your responsibility ends. Get away from the girl; she sounds like a serious head case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 29, 2003 Author Share Posted August 29, 2003 long story short - she's out of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 Short story long - read the whole thread. Seriously shes sounds skitzo, in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 Originally posted by NiKo long story short - she's out of my life you killed her, didnt you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 Please, NiKo would never do that. He probably hired sombody who looked like him to pretend to be him and lure the girl away, and then locked her in a cage somewhere and fed her slowly to cockroaches whilst she watched John Woo movies over and over again and singing the theme tune to 'Saved by the Bell'. NiKo's not cruel enough to kill her though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 31, 2003 Author Share Posted August 31, 2003 lets not get into details. say...does anyone know how to get a bloodstain off a T-shirt? pesky blood stains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 How exactly are you parted witht he poor girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 Kjolen, I dont think you get it. Read again.... say...does anyone know how to get a bloodstain off a T-shirt? No more joking. He really did kill her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted August 31, 2003 Author Share Posted August 31, 2003 hey c'mon, dont look at me like that...i didnt have a choice. plus, i figured it would make a great script for a horror movie, and i needed insparation. i heard baking soda gets bloodstains off in a jiffy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamNMax Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Heh, you're joking. Your not joking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 1, 2003 Share Posted September 1, 2003 Originally posted by NiKo i heard baking soda gets bloodstains off in a jiffy... Nah, you need the hair off the dog that... oh wait, no, it's pickle juice (like the stuff that appears after you've pickled the egg and eaten it) and salt water with a hint of tapioca to give it that extra spunk. Trust me, it's worked thousands of times for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted September 1, 2003 Author Share Posted September 1, 2003 the body is really starting to smell... and i just cant' keep on blaming the dog forever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Well, Niko, I can't say that I know how to get bloodstains out...but they sure look pretty cool after a wash, huh? As for the body, chop it up in little pieces and gradually feed it to the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 What's wrong with eating the body of the prey yourself? Human flesh tastes like chicken. Next time you'll know better than wearing a T-shirt for that kind of occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Originally posted by Guybrush122 As for the body, chop it up in little pieces and gradually feed it to the dog. Are you nuts? do you know what human flesh does to the canine digestive system. And the colour of the ****, just don't get me started. No, you need to bury the body, preferably not in the back garden although technically rotting corpses are good for enriching the soil. But instead, bury it somewhere no one will find it. That or bury it in a cemetary, no one's really going to notice another dead body there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 you BURN the body. thats the only way to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Darn. He offed her already? Now my lovely jaded advice on people who threaten suicide will be all wasted. Hm...actually, I think Frenchyd pretty much said it. For the record, cremati---wait, Frenchyd already said that too. I just can't win here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by Redwing I just can't win here! You never get to win here, that's the beauty of it, us moderators close the thread before you get to win . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kstar__2 Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 this is certainly....interesting....to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Oh.....you murderous newb's. I'll bet you guys have only killed....what?.....2 people? Nononono, the best way to rid of a body is human "beef" jerky. Because there are so many different flavors, no one would know it's not "TRUE" beef. It's a flawless plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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