IG-64 Posted November 12, 2003 Posted November 12, 2003 don't buy a 12 packs of cold cream soda or root beer cans, and store it in my refrigerator, for I will drink it all! fair warning...
Lost Welshman Posted November 12, 2003 Posted November 12, 2003 I used to drink it all the time. When I found out it lowers your sperm count I stopped. With the beer killing brain cells, I was being rendered completely useless. So now I dont drink Dr Pepper anymore.
ET Warrior Posted November 12, 2003 Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by Lost Welshman I used to drink it all the time. When I found out it lowers your sperm count I stopped. That's an untrue myth.
Lost Welshman Posted November 12, 2003 Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by TK-421 you never can be to sure about these things Exacly
Jaden007 Posted November 12, 2003 Posted November 12, 2003 I always have at least 2-3 DP's a week and I went w/o it for a week! sooo happy I am very addicted to it:) But you have to have discipline every time you go to a gas station go get red bull ( give you wings) not just get a lemonade, diet coke, yuck or etc,etc
legameboy Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 I'd say the best way to stop drinking it... is just to stop. It is possible, just occupy yourself more. Run, work out, play console games... whatever it takes to get your mind off that stuff. Get rid of it, and buy lots of water. After a while you'll enjoy your glass a week.
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 You know those chemicals they use in the outdoor porta-potties...you know, that sickly-sweet smelling stuff? Dr. Pepper always reminds me of that. That help?
MuRaSaMuNe Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Ehhhh..... DP isn't too bad. I prefer water but then again, I am very boring. The only pop I drink is Sprite.
ET Warrior Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by TK-421 you never can be to sure about these things Why does it even matter? How many of you are actually married and trying to have kids right now? There's actually an advantage to being young witha lower sperm count. If you DO ever have sexual relations with girls, the odds of you accidentally impregnating said girl go way down!
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Soda is bad mmmkay...but seriously you are addicted to that crap? The only soda I can think of to get addicted to is Mountain Dew, but I'm a little byist because if I do get any soda, it's usually the Dew.
zynko Posted November 13, 2003 Author Posted November 13, 2003 Render me helpless.. a few hours ago my "other side" kicked in an I got money (you wounder how?? Ancient chinys secret...actually i had to rub my moms back and feet -syes in dissapointment- but goes to show how far i go for that stuff) i bought the DP came home and right now..8:20 PM Central Standard time, i am sipping on my Dr.Pepper...and it does'nt kill sperm!!! Thats the Dew..so i heard..i need psychiatric help:( or i can take the cheapper route and keep the DP and just exercise everyday more.
Jared Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by ET Warrior Why does it even matter? How many of you are actually married and trying to have kids right now? There's actually an advantage to being young witha lower sperm count. If you DO ever have sexual relations with girls, the odds of you accidentally impregnating said girl go way down! hmm...somehow..I think most people here are virgins. and will die virgins...^^ so I guess one couldnt worry that much.....but I want kids damit.... I really do.
Alia Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by STTCT And did you know they sell Dr Pepper Flavored lip gloss!! It's true. I have some and it's tasty.
IG-64 Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 [sarcasm]speaking of tasty! mmmm tasty sperm count...mmm.... now let's talk about other things! Like foot mold! and butt hairs! and snot soup! mmmmmmmmm goooood~[/sarcasm]
Surfnshannon Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 I'd just like to say that no one in their right fricken mind would own sperm "flavored" lip gloss. Unless of course your talking about Monica Lewinsky. But hey they have all kinds of really great CANDY flavors at your local "Claires" stores. Of course I'm sure all the, what 4 girls here or so, know about this. But maybe the guys don't. Maybe one day when your kissing a girl and you have this after taste, and your like hummmmm I wonder what that is...could that be Dr Pepper?? And this revalation comes over you. You think to yourself....Lucasforums, the crazy girl she said there was a such thing as Dr Pepper Lip Gloss!!! So you lick your lips and next 1 month anniversary you go to the mall and you look for the store called claires. You think to yourself WTF is this? How can anyone find one thing?? And why is this woman following me around asking me if I want a basket and giving me an evil look?? You find the Lip Gloss. OMG there's even Bubble-licious! You buy like 4 things and you wrap them up and you give them to your woman and she thinks of you as a God. Then you come back to the forum and ask for my address and you send me cash. Cold hard Cash for getting the best (censored) ever from your girl....all because I told you about Dr Pepper Lip Gloss. Your love life will never be the same again and you can thank me. The chick from the swamp.
XERXES Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by Lost Welshman I used to drink it all the time. When I found out it lowers your sperm count I stopped. thats probably a good thing unless you are married.
Surfnshannon Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Dr Pepper - Just another alternative to birth control .
CapNColostomy Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by IG-64 [sarcasm]speaking of tasty! mmmm tasty sperm count...mmm.... now let's talk about other things! Like foot mold! and butt hairs! and snot soup! mmmmmmmmm goooood~[/sarcasm] That's easily one of the foulest things I've ever read. Anyways, soda sucks ass. If you're going to be addicted to something, make it something that'll kill you a little faster like cigarettes and/or alcohol. Hell, you may even enjoy youself while your lungs and liver can hold out. And don't worry about that beer belly, the cancer will get rid of that for you eventually, making dating still an option. Nothing like a good sympathy lay, am I right? As opposed to the morbid obesity that comes hand in hand with drinking sweetened carbonated water. Nobody's coming near your barrel ass if you're swilling that crap all the time, unless maybe it's to point and laugh. And speaking of water, I read a few replies recomending it as a healthy substitute to soda, and almost choked to death laughing.
Lost Welshman Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by ET Warrior Why does it even matter? How many of you are actually married and trying to have kids right now? There's actually an advantage to being young witha lower sperm count. If you DO ever have sexual relations with girls, the odds of you accidentally impregnating said girl go way down! WOAH HO HO HOOOAH! Calm down dude. ET, It was a joke no need to be hipocritical and making jabs at people.
Chewbacco Posted November 14, 2003 Posted November 14, 2003 My brother is banned from drinking that stuff unless it is caffine free. He gets hyper, so to speak.
zynko Posted November 14, 2003 Author Posted November 14, 2003 Okay..question...How did a thread about someone's (ME) Dr.Pepper addiction become 2 pages of sperms countage and lip gloss flavors like sperm,snot,butt hairs and nasty sick unrealistic sarcastic stuff lke that...kinda wierd if you ask me.
IG-64 Posted November 14, 2003 Posted November 14, 2003 i was asking myself the same question, that was the point of my ruthlessly discusting sarcastic post:p but, i realised that it's just the evolution of a thread btw, melted snot soup is one of the most discusting things iv'e ever heard, I can thank my brother for that one
El Sitherino Posted November 14, 2003 Posted November 14, 2003 Now I remember why I have such a bleak outlook on life. :\ *walks off mumbling something about perverts and their lip gloss stuff* ¬¬
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