Darth Eggplant Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 I see Father Torque has a thread for the Swampies. and having perused through the list, and seeing peeps nominations and comments; (and hoping not to steal Father Torques thunder) I thought there should be, 'those other' Swamp Awards 2003 sort of like Swamp Awards that never were but maybe should be. the way this thread goes is slightly different from the official Swamp Awards 2003. there are no gold, silver or bronze medals, no golden globes or golden figurines; if you are nominated for a category then you go home with an Mr. Aubergine Head and a bag full of alternative eyes, hats and mustaches so you can change your Mr Aubergine Head's personality to suit your mood. now sometimes when a category is announced a winner or winners; (ties are allowed here) will be immediately anounced, and the lucky nominee can leap out of their seat and rush the stage for their Mr Aubergine Head. you can also take as long as you like for your acceptance speach. sometimes however a category will be announced and left blank, then any Swampie can nominate who or whom ever they like for the award. the 2003 'those other' Swamp Awards will continue from now until, (A) a mod shuts this award show down; or (B) until the official 2003 Swamp Awards are over. and so without further adieu, welcome to 'those other' Swamp Award 2003:D tonights first category: swampie most likely to change their avitar on a daily basis: and the winner is leXX next category: swampie most likely to change their forum name on a daily basis: and the winner is Black Mamba\Mamba\King Pin\RA King Pin next category swampie most likely to host your aviatr\siggy for you: and the winner is joetheeskimo5 next category swampie most likely to be annoyed by haiku posting: and the winner is ET Warrior next category swampie most likely to pay regular weekend conjucal visits to Martha Stewart: and the winner is Zoom Rabbit and now some open categories and nominations to fill in: swampie most likely to spam swampie mostly likely to double post swampie who most consistantly mis spells things swampie most likely to be grounded from their computer over the Christmas holidays for spending too much time online and not enough time doing homework swampie who sends the most prolific number of PM's swampie who constantly forgets to empty their PM boxes coolest UK swampie coolest swampie USA coolest Ozzy swampie coolest International swampie (any and all countries not mentioned above) swampie whose posts are most likely to make you go WTF? *anyhow the 2003 'those other' Swamp Awards will continue commercial free until the offical 2003 Swamp Awards are over. so if you have a category, nomination or swampie in mind ~ head up to the stage, and no running in the aisles.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Eggplant coolest International swampie (any and all countries not mentioned above) I'll just snag this. Mr. Aubergine, heeeerrrre I come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 You forgot Swampie most likely to make you pee your pants: Anyhow, the one about being grounded, That's me! Most likely to dbl post! THAT'S ME!THAT'S ME!with my slow ass internet lagging on here:rolleyes: Most Likely to make you go WTF:Rhett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 swampie most likely to spam - crow_nest coolest UK swampie - me! wait.. nominating yourself can't be cool, damn it! swampie whose posts are most likely to make you go WTF? - zoom rabbit or rayrayjones.. although neither are regular swampies so i don't know if they count swampie most likely to commit mass genocide - dath max (you can see it in his eyes) swampie most likely to given a knighthood - darky ( or sir darky even) swampie most likely to become world famous - er.. whathisname, you know, erm... swampie most likely to be in need of an exorcism - zbomber swampie most likely to go into politics - tyrion swampie most likely to have a evil twin - rhett... or chase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Eggplant swampie who most consistantly mis spells things I hope you did that one on purpose, or i'd vote for you! Best noob swampie: ME!!! Coolest scandinavian swampie: Herminator_64 Swampie with the most intelligent posts: txa 1265 Swampie with the avatar looking most like yoda smokin weed: Boba Rhett Swampie least likely to win the nobel prize: ME Swampie with the coolest sig quote: i leave this one blank... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 some more awards to hand out biggest grumpus swampie supreme: and the award goes to 'The Count' swampie you would most want to DJ your party: Darth Groovy swampie you don't want to listen to if you want to see a movie without having it completely critiqued before your virgin ears\eyes have seen said movie: Darth Groovy swampie who can most likely quote 75 GIR sayings: BongoBob, joetheeskimo5 swampie with a cool U2 Rattle & Hum-esque avi\siggy combo: BongoBob swampie most likely to feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight: Farther Torque swampie whom is the supreme mistress of cool: leXX swampie avi\siggy artist with no nominations for their artwork in the official Swampie Awards 2003: Acrylic swampie whose name begins with the Letter 'A' Acrylic swampie with the happiest avitar: MMMPIE!!! swampie who's fun to talk to on MSN Messenger: ZBomber, legameboy and now for some more unamed and unclaimed Mr Aubergine Head awards swampie most likely to have the most tatoos swampie with the most body piercings swampie who is the biggest David Bowie fan swampie who just came in from having a cigarette and is now sitting there reading this category swampie who is a closet Kelly Osbourne fan swampie who uses the most emodicons while posting swampie with the longest hair swampie who lurks more than they post swampie most likely to camp online swampie most likely to use cheat codes swampie with the lowest frag count during FPS games online swampie who likes Metallica the most swampie with the most cats\dogs\pets of any kind swampie who recently discarded the letter 'B' from their online persona swampie most likely to post a post with a link to something which is not there so claim these coveted awards and dont feel shy to make some categories yourselves, also don't be modest, if you want to give yourself a Mr Aubergine Head, I have a whole sack full of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 I think the number of categories needs to be reduced considerably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 most likely to Spam while doing something stupid while on these forums: Reclaimer talented avi\siggy artist, like Acrylic; not given the credit due to them: KBell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legameboy Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Maybe I can add a little of my own awards here. Coolest Canadian Swampie: Darth Eggplant Swampie That Freaks You Out The Most: ZBomber Swampie Most Likely To Have Correct Spelling and Grammar: That's all I can think of, I'll post more tommorrow when I'm not half-asleep, heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Eggplant some more awards to hand out biggest grumpus swampie supreme: and the award goes to 'The Count' swampie who can most likely quote 75 GIR sayings: BongoBob, joetheeskimo5 swampie with a cool U2 Rattle & Hum-esque avi\siggy combo: BongoBob swampie who is the biggest David Bowie fan swampie who is a closet Kelly Osbourne fan swampie who uses the most emodicons while posting swampie who recently discarded the letter 'B' from their online persona A)Oh yeah, no contest:rolleyes: B)Hehe, I han't listened to that song in a while, but here I go(without listening to the song): 1)I'm gonna sing the doom song now! 2)Maybe I'll have a cupcake! 3)LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!lets make biscuits! 4)Give me a large, classic poop. 5)Where's my moose? 6)Do a little dance...come on, dance... 7)MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN! 8)Maybe I'll get a giant burrito too...BURRRRIIIIITOOOO! 9)I miss you cupcake... 10)I gotta go pig, I'll see ya later. 11)And then the squirel ate Dibs creepy head 12)Why's his head so big? Whyyyyy is his head so biiig? 13)It's like none of it ever happened. Where did the last piggy go? 14)YAY![zim]No GIR, that's bad.[/zim]Aww... 15)I wanted to explode! 16)I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY!ILOVEDED YOUUU! 17)Taco taco taco... 18)[zim]What are you watching?[/zim]Scary Monkey.[zim]That, horrible monkey![/zim]Mhm. 19)Hooray for earth! 20)WHERE'S MY MOUTH! 21)GIR, reporting for duty.[zim]GIR? What does the G stand for?[/zim]I don't know! 22)I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog? 23)[zim]But I just upgraded your guidence system![/zim]Oh. I left that at home.[zim]You left what at home?[/zim]A guidy, chippy thingy. 24)[zim]What happened? How could you run out of fuel that quickly?!?[/zim]I emptied it out.[zim]Emptied it? But why?[/zim]To make room for the tuna. 25)I'm gonna eat a rat! 26)Dooty dooty do! Do do do do. Doody doody do! Do do do do. 27)*GIR Beatboxin* 28)[zim]You're in the houses computer?[/zim]Uh huh.[zim]You're the new brain?[/zim]I guess sooo. 29)But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes... 30)I love this show... 31)Awwww, the little robot boy's broken! 32)[zim]GIR, release the monkey![/zim]............MONKEY! 33)Meow! 34)I'm dancin like a monkey! 35)I saw a squirrel! 36)I'm naked! 37)[zim]WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP![/zim]I MADE IT MYSELF! 38)Aww, he likes you. 39)Yes! Wat a minute....no. 40)Aww, somebody needs a hug! 41)YAY! WE'RE DOOMED! 42)YEEEHEE! I'M EADY! I'M READY! YEEHOO! 43)I like you. 44)MY BABY! 45)WOO! Do that again! 45)WHYYYY?!?!? 46)I'm gonna watch it again! 47)SAAAAYY, PLEAASE! 48)OOOoo![zim]A hunter destoyer ma-[/zim]WHAT IS IT!?![zim] A hunter destoy-[/zim]WHAT IS IT?!?...[zim]A hunter destroyer machine.[/zim] 49)I know, I'm scared too. 50)I got chocolate bubble gum! 51)I'm gonna roll around on the floor a little bit, kay? 52)Thank you! 53)Don't be sad master, I know what'l make you feel better. 54)Aww, he's cute. 55)[zim]Now dib, l leave you to your-[/zim]Moosey fate! Say Moosey fate!...[zim]You moosey fate.[/zim]*Insert evil laugh here* 56)YES! 57)HI! 58)I love the little tacos. I love them good... 59)What's this do? What's that do! 60)I'm making the cake! 61)[zim]And keep it down, you wanna wake up the whole planet?[/zim]I do! 62)Nothing... 63)Zippertounge! 64)Aww yeah! 65)Aww, I understand! 66)Are we there yet? 67)Okie dokie. 68)No! I'm still watching it! I wanna see what happens! I need it! Why!!!*insert hysterical scream* Hey, 68 isn't bad for not listening to it for a good month;) C)Why thank you:) D)Do I really need to answer that? E)Chase:p F)Again, do I really need to answer that? And now for a few awards of my own: Biggest Linkin Park fan:BongoBob Most likely to be a cross dressing llama:Rhett Most likely to get busted for slave driving:Rhett Person I like but nobody else does:Reclaimer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 boredest swampie: IG-64 if boredest is even a word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 swampie who is a closet Kelly Osbourne fan: ragnos swampie who uses the most emodicons while posting: not me! :D :D swampie who likes Metallica the most: thats me, and justice for all! swampie most likely to post a post with a link to something which is not there: Tie 23 Swampie with the most invader-zim like style: Darth Eggplant:) btw, thanks for the award, eggplant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 more awards for swampies to win: numerical swampie with a forum name containing an even number numerical swampie with a forum name containing an odd number swampie who ditches class at school today (thurs nov 13th, 2003) swampie who is most likely to wear boxer shorts with Jar Jar Binks on them swampie who lives closest to Buckingham Palace swampie who lives closest to Superman's Fortress of Supermanidness (or whatever its called) swampie who not only knows where Gotham City is but lives in it, or nearest to it swampie who can recite cronilogically all the names of the girls in the B52's song: 52Girls swampie who can identify three meanings for the word Bauhaus swampie who can identify two meanings for Love and Rockets (and one cross reference) swampie who knows Alice Coopers real name swampie who has seen the Ramones play live in concert the most times in their lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 numerical swampie with a forum name containing an odd number Would thet be me? TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Eggplant Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 we have a winner; swampie most likely to 'NEED TO' clear his message boxes so that other swampies can PM them, this award goes to... BongoBob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Welshman Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by Siv swampie most likely to become world famous - er.. whathisname, you know, erm... ME!!! "I will be famous - oh yes - I will be famous" - Cool J McFinn, Lost's Website Anywah swampie who recently discarded the letter 'B' from their online persona Brian! no wait... Sivy!!!!!!!!! I win, I win. Although he got rid of the y aswell.... Sivy B where are ...yee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 yes i decided i needed to lose weight the 'Y' and 'B' was slowing me down! i do miss them.. but i've promise to keep in touch and will maybe visit them over the holidays. they served me well.. but i guess i'll always be a 3-lettered username type of person, i was fooling myself that i could make it work. i just feel sorry for the kids.. you know those who were unfortunate not to see the Y and B in action. but maybe they make a film about it one day.. fingers-crossed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Eggplant I swampie most likely to be annoyed by haiku posting: and the winner is ET Warrior Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? I love haiku posting...really I do......okay FINE I wont lie to you. I do get annoyed!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by Darth Eggplant numerical swampie with a forum name containing an even number *raises hand* swampy with most pointless vote choices: Darth Eggplant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by MMMPIE!!! swampie who likes Metallica the most: thats me, and justice for all! I'd be willing to contest that Only 37 days to go, oh yes! Anyway... swampie who lurks more than they post: that would probably be me And I have a couple of new ones for you: Most Bearded Swampie and Most Sarcastic Swampie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Howe abowt teh swawmpy that spels teh worzt? 0r sw@mp13 wh0zorx uz3z l33t sp33kzorz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by BawBag™ Howe abowt teh swawmpy that spels teh worzt? 0r sw@mp13 wh0zorx uz3z l33t sp33kzorz? Or... Swampie most likely to appear on Bargain Hunt and perhaps... Swampie most likely to break a nail, and cry like a little girl (Wacky) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Sniff sniff. Just like last year I never get awarded for anything. *Goes out the loser exit* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawBag™ Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by The_One Swampie most likely to appear on Bargain Hunt I missed it when it was in Edinburgh.......... But I've the seen the legend in the flesh...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_One Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by Michaelmexp Sniff sniff. Just like last year I never get awarded for anything. *Goes out the loser exit* How about... Swampie who fishes for the most compliments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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