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I see Father Torque has a thread for the Swampies.

and having perused through the list,

and seeing peeps nominations and comments;

(and hoping not to steal Father Torques thunder)

I thought there should be,

'those other' Swamp Awards 2003

sort of like Swamp Awards that never were

but maybe should be.

 

the way this thread goes is slightly different

from the official Swamp Awards 2003.

there are no gold, silver or bronze medals,

no golden globes or golden figurines;

if you are nominated for a category

then you go home with an Mr. Aubergine Head

and a bag full of alternative eyes, hats and mustaches

so you can change your Mr Aubergine Head's personality

to suit your mood.

 

now sometimes when a category is announced

a winner or winners; (ties are allowed here)

will be immediately anounced,

and the lucky nominee can leap out of their seat

and rush the stage for their Mr Aubergine Head.

you can also take as long as you like

for your acceptance speach.

 

sometimes however a category will be announced

and left blank, then any Swampie can nominate

who or whom ever they like for the award.

 

the 2003 'those other' Swamp Awards

will continue from now until,

(A) a mod shuts this award show down;

or (B) until the official 2003 Swamp Awards are over.

 

and so without further adieu,

welcome to 'those other' Swamp Award 2003:D

 

tonights first category:

 

swampie most likely to

change their avitar on a daily basis:

and the winner is leXX

 

next category:

 

swampie most likely to

change their forum name on a daily basis:

and the winner is

Black Mamba\Mamba\King Pin\RA King Pin

 

next category

 

swampie most likely to

host your aviatr\siggy for you:

and the winner is joetheeskimo5

 

next category

 

swampie most likely to

be annoyed by haiku posting:

and the winner is ET Warrior

 

next category

 

swampie most likely to

pay regular weekend conjucal visits to Martha Stewart:

and the winner is Zoom Rabbit

 

and now some open categories and nominations to fill in:

swampie most likely to spam

 

swampie mostly likely to double post

 

swampie who most consistantly mis spells things

 

swampie most likely to be grounded

from their computer over the Christmas holidays

for spending too much time online

and not enough time doing homework

 

swampie who sends the most prolific number of PM's

 

swampie who constantly forgets to empty their PM boxes

 

coolest UK swampie

 

coolest swampie USA

 

coolest Ozzy swampie

 

coolest International swampie

(any and all countries not mentioned above)

 

swampie whose posts

are most likely to make you go WTF?

 

*anyhow the 2003 'those other' Swamp Awards

will continue commercial free

until the offical 2003 Swamp Awards are over.

so if you have a category, nomination or swampie in mind

~ head up to the stage, and no running in the aisles.*

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swampie most likely to spam - crow_nest :D

 

coolest UK swampie - me! wait.. nominating yourself can't be cool, damn it!

 

swampie whose posts

are most likely to make you go WTF? - zoom rabbit or rayrayjones.. although neither are regular swampies so i don't know if they count

 

swampie most likely to commit mass genocide - dath max (you can see it in his eyes)

 

swampie most likely to given a knighthood - darky ( or sir darky even)

 

swampie most likely to become world famous - er.. whathisname, you know, erm...

 

swampie most likely to be in need of an exorcism - zbomber

 

swampie most likely to go into politics - tyrion

 

swampie most likely to have a evil twin - rhett... or chase

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Originally posted by Darth Eggplant

swampie who most consistantly mis spells things

I hope you did that one on purpose, or i'd vote for you! :D

 

Best noob swampie: ME!!! :D

Coolest scandinavian swampie: Herminator_64

Swampie with the most intelligent posts: txa 1265

Swampie with the avatar looking most like yoda smokin weed: Boba Rhett :D

Swampie least likely to win the nobel prize: ME

Swampie with the coolest sig quote: i leave this one blank...

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some more awards to hand out

 

biggest grumpus swampie supreme:

and the award goes to 'The Count'

 

swampie you would most want to DJ your party:

Darth Groovy

 

swampie you don't want to listen to if you want

to see a movie without having it completely critiqued

before your virgin ears\eyes have seen said movie:

Darth Groovy

 

swampie who can most likely quote 75 GIR sayings:

BongoBob, joetheeskimo5

 

swampie with a cool U2 Rattle & Hum-esque

avi\siggy combo: BongoBob

 

swampie most likely to feel

like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight:

Farther Torque

 

swampie whom is the supreme mistress of cool:

leXX

 

swampie avi\siggy artist with no nominations

for their artwork in the official Swampie Awards 2003:

Acrylic

 

swampie whose name begins with the Letter 'A'

Acrylic

 

swampie with the happiest avitar: MMMPIE!!!

 

swampie who's fun to talk to on MSN Messenger:

ZBomber, legameboy

 

and now for some more

unamed and unclaimed

Mr Aubergine Head awards

 

swampie most likely to have the most tatoos

 

swampie with the most body piercings

 

swampie who is the biggest David Bowie fan

 

swampie who just came in from having a cigarette

and is now sitting there reading this category

 

swampie who is a closet Kelly Osbourne fan

 

swampie who uses the most emodicons while posting

 

swampie with the longest hair

 

swampie who lurks more than they post

 

swampie most likely to camp online

 

swampie most likely to use cheat codes

 

swampie with the lowest frag count

during FPS games online

 

swampie who likes Metallica the most

 

swampie with the most cats\dogs\pets of any kind

 

swampie who recently discarded the letter 'B'

from their online persona

 

swampie most likely to post a post

with a link to something which is not there

 

so claim these coveted awards

and dont feel shy to make some categories yourselves,

also don't be modest, if you want to give yourself

a Mr Aubergine Head, I have a whole sack full of them

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Maybe I can add a little of my own awards here. :)

 

Coolest Canadian Swampie: Darth Eggplant :)

Swampie That Freaks You Out The Most: ZBomber :p

Swampie Most Likely To Have Correct Spelling and Grammar: :p

 

That's all I can think of, I'll post more tommorrow when I'm not half-asleep, heh.

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Originally posted by Darth Eggplant

some more awards to hand out

 

biggest grumpus swampie supreme:

and the award goes to 'The Count'

 

swampie who can most likely quote 75 GIR sayings:

BongoBob, joetheeskimo5

 

swampie with a cool U2 Rattle & Hum-esque

avi\siggy combo: BongoBob

swampie who is the biggest David Bowie fan

 

swampie who is a closet Kelly Osbourne fan

 

swampie who uses the most emodicons while posting

 

swampie who recently discarded the letter 'B'

from their online persona

A)Oh yeah, no contest:rolleyes:

 

B)Hehe, I han't listened to that song in a while, but here I go(without listening to the song):

1)I'm gonna sing the doom song now!

2)Maybe I'll have a cupcake!

3)LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!lets make biscuits!

4)Give me a large, classic poop.

5)Where's my moose?

6)Do a little dance...come on, dance...

7)MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN!

8)Maybe I'll get a giant burrito too...BURRRRIIIIITOOOO!

9)I miss you cupcake...

10)I gotta go pig, I'll see ya later.

11)And then the squirel ate Dibs creepy head

12)Why's his head so big? Whyyyyy is his head so biiig?

13)It's like none of it ever happened. Where did the last piggy go?

14)YAY![zim]No GIR, that's bad.[/zim]Aww...

15)I wanted to explode!

16)I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY!ILOVEDED YOUUU!

17)Taco taco taco...

18)[zim]What are you watching?[/zim]Scary Monkey.[zim]That, horrible monkey![/zim]Mhm.

19)Hooray for earth!

20)WHERE'S MY MOUTH!

21)GIR, reporting for duty.[zim]GIR? What does the G stand for?[/zim]I don't know!

22)I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?

23)[zim]But I just upgraded your guidence system![/zim]Oh. I left that at home.[zim]You left what at home?[/zim]A guidy, chippy thingy.

24)[zim]What happened? How could you run out of fuel that quickly?!?[/zim]I emptied it out.[zim]Emptied it? But why?[/zim]To make room for the tuna.

25)I'm gonna eat a rat!

26)Dooty dooty do! Do do do do. Doody doody do! Do do do do.

27)*GIR Beatboxin*

28)[zim]You're in the houses computer?[/zim]Uh huh.[zim]You're the new brain?[/zim]I guess sooo.

29)But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes...

30)I love this show...

31)Awwww, the little robot boy's broken!

32)[zim]GIR, release the monkey![/zim]............MONKEY!

33)Meow!

34)I'm dancin like a monkey!

35)I saw a squirrel!

36)I'm naked!

37)[zim]WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP![/zim]I MADE IT MYSELF!

38)Aww, he likes you.

39)Yes! Wat a minute....no.

40)Aww, somebody needs a hug!

41)YAY! WE'RE DOOMED!

42)YEEEHEE! I'M EADY! I'M READY! YEEHOO!

43)I like you.

44)MY BABY!

45)WOO! Do that again!

45)WHYYYY?!?!?

46)I'm gonna watch it again!

47)SAAAAYY, PLEAASE!

48)OOOoo![zim]A hunter destoyer ma-[/zim]WHAT IS IT!?![zim] A hunter destoy-[/zim]WHAT IS IT?!?...[zim]A hunter destroyer machine.[/zim]

49)I know, I'm scared too.

50)I got chocolate bubble gum!

51)I'm gonna roll around on the floor a little bit, kay?

52)Thank you!

53)Don't be sad master, I know what'l make you feel better.

54)Aww, he's cute.

55)[zim]Now dib, l leave you to your-[/zim]Moosey fate! Say Moosey fate!...[zim]You moosey fate.[/zim]*Insert evil laugh here*

56)YES!

57)HI!

58)I love the little tacos. I love them good...

59)What's this do? What's that do!

60)I'm making the cake!

61)[zim]And keep it down, you wanna wake up the whole planet?[/zim]I do!

62)Nothing...

63)Zippertounge!

64)Aww yeah!

65)Aww, I understand!

66)Are we there yet?

67)Okie dokie.

68)No! I'm still watching it! I wanna see what happens! I need it! Why!!!*insert hysterical scream*

 

Hey, 68 isn't bad for not listening to it for a good month;)

 

C)Why thank you:)

 

D)Do I really need to answer that?

 

E)Chase:p

 

F)Again, do I really need to answer that?

 

And now for a few awards of my own:

Biggest Linkin Park fan:BongoBob

Most likely to be a cross dressing llama:Rhett

Most likely to get busted for slave driving:Rhett

Person I like but nobody else does:Reclaimer

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swampie who is a closet Kelly Osbourne fan: ragnos :D

 

swampie who uses the most emodicons while posting: not me! :D :D :D :D :D

 

swampie who likes Metallica the most: thats me, and justice for all! :cool:

 

swampie most likely to post a post with a link to something which is not there: Tie 23

 

Swampie with the most invader-zim like style: Darth Eggplant:)

 

btw, thanks for the award, eggplant :D

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more awards for swampies to win:

 

numerical swampie with a forum name

containing an even number

 

numerical swampie with a forum name

containing an odd number

 

swampie who ditches class at school today

(thurs nov 13th, 2003)

 

swampie who is most likely to wear

boxer shorts with Jar Jar Binks on them

 

swampie who lives closest to Buckingham Palace

 

swampie who lives closest to Superman's

Fortress of Supermanidness (or whatever its called)

 

swampie who not only knows where Gotham City is

but lives in it, or nearest to it

 

swampie who can recite cronilogically all the names

of the girls in the B52's song: 52Girls

 

swampie who can identify three meanings for

the word Bauhaus

 

swampie who can identify two meanings for

Love and Rockets (and one cross reference)

 

swampie who knows Alice Coopers real name

 

swampie who has seen the Ramones play live

in concert the most times in their lives

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Originally posted by Siv

swampie most likely to become world famous - er.. whathisname, you know, erm...

 

 

ME!!!

 

"I will be famous - oh yes - I will be famous" - Cool J McFinn, Lost's Website

 

Anywah

 

 

 

swampie who recently discarded the letter 'B'

from their online persona

 

Brian!

 

no wait... Sivy!!!!!!!!!

 

I win, I win. Although he got rid of the y aswell.... Sivy B where are ...yee!

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yes i decided i needed to lose weight :D

 

the 'Y' and 'B' was slowing me down! :D

 

i do miss them.. but i've promise to keep in touch and will maybe visit them over the holidays. :D

 

they served me well.. but i guess i'll always be a 3-lettered username type of person, i was fooling myself that i could make it work.

 

i just feel sorry for the kids.. you know those who were unfortunate not to see the Y and B in action. but maybe they make a film about it one day.. fingers-crossed.

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Originally posted by MMMPIE!!!

swampie who likes Metallica the most: thats me, and justice for all! :cool:

 

I'd be willing to contest that ;) Only 37 days to go, oh yes!

 

Anyway...

 

swampie who lurks more than they post: that would probably be me :p

 

And I have a couple of new ones for you:

 

Most Bearded Swampie

 

and

 

Most Sarcastic Swampie

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Originally posted by BawBag™

Howe abowt teh swawmpy that spels teh worzt? :p

 

0r sw@mp13 wh0zorx uz3z l33t sp33kzorz? ;)

 

Or...

 

Swampie most likely to appear on Bargain Hunt ;)

 

and perhaps...

 

Swampie most likely to break a nail, and cry like a little girl (Wacky)

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