*Radio Free Saturn*

[Zoom Rabbit]

Originally posted by Deac

*Deac reviews this. The Man bursts his door down, and begins firing. Deac, in favour of gun control, does not return fire. However, he dodges, and halfs the man with a fire axe*

 

Hmm. Good point, but bear in mind that The Man usually has back-up right behind him. Of course, they'll be bringing their own guns with them, so perhaps starting out with an edged weapon could be made workable...

 

Scared Cookee: Aaah! I am blind--!

 

Ray: Here's the kicker; if you hadn't seen the poll at all, would it have existed in the first place?

[Deac]

Ahh yes, but I was in favour of gun control to prevent people using guns on each other in an attempt to curb rising gun crime. Still, even in England where you can't legally buy them, they still cause trouble. But now, we return to "Deac Vs The Man".......

 

*The Man's backup burst in, guns pointing at Deac. However, he manages to create a series of Home Alone style traps that actually work [if you got hit in the head by a toolkit dropped off the stairs, you'd probably die, or at least have a fractured skull if you were lucky. That film was soooo misleading....]*

[Sivy]

i voted for 'cheese and women' ... but that was on another poll

 

anyway, i know alot of you were looking forward to the interview with a banana.. but i'm afraid the banana split.

[Ray Jones]

the helper monkey odd attractor alchemy event

 

entities dont exist only because they can be captured by intelligence abilities. they can be captured because they exist. but they must not be identified as existing to do so. of course an entity exists even though it's not existing to another time.

seen from the "distance", everything will happen while it happens and happened a long long time ago. i am not even registered yet to this forum and already gone while i am talking to you. with gone i mean this whole planet as a matter of the fact that even the sun is already gone after only a very short period of existing "in the first place".

but still we will exist even if the atoms we were made of are splitted into thousands pieces of matter and energy and because of that dont existing in the first place anymore. so there only can be the question for a "when" of the existence but never for an "if". based on this we are able to define a "how" or "state" of existence within a 4 dimensional context. means: even if the monkey doesnt exist in the first place yet he's existing through the entities which will form this certain monkey as entity itself. from this point of view one could say it is possible that all areseners are part of the "first existing" entity of a monkey straying over the earth. and even if not there will be/ there is/ there was this certain entity of a monkey, however it will be/ is/ was interfering with other entities. so the monkey already exists even if his atoms are still under construction in thousands of big glowing suns.

 

why "is" there a poll? because zoom rabbit checked the option as he posted a thread.

"is" there a poll? if zoom rabbit checked the option, yes.

 

but "is" there a zoom rabbit and a poll-option to check?

and why would there "be" a zoom rabbit and a poll-option to check?

 

easy question easy answer: there is no monkey, only it's entity. there is no entity, only it's information. there is no information, only it's monkey. what exists, exists. you can not take notice of the non existent.

 

 

..

ray jones,

for rsf

 

 

 

 

*music*

 

 

ARD ZDF C&A

BRD DDR und USA

BSE HIV und DRK

GBR GmbH Ihr könnt mich mal

THX VHS und FSK

RAF LSD und FKK

DVU AKB und KKK

RHP USW LMAA

PLZ UPS und DPD

BMX BPM und XTC

EMI CBS und BMG

ADAC DLRG Oh jemiene

EKZ RTL und DFB

ABS TÜV und BMW

KMH ICE und Eschede

PVC FCKW ist nicht OK

 

MfG

mit freundlichen Grüßen

die Welt liegt uns zu Füßen

denn wir stehen drauf

wir gehen drauf

für ein Leben voller Schall und Rauch

bevor wir fallen

fallen wir lieber auf

 

RMU EKG und AOK

LBS WKD und IHK

UKW NDW und Hubert Kah

BTM BKA Hahahaha

LTU TNT und IRA

NTV THW und DPA

H&M BSB und FDH

SOS 110 Tatütata

SED FDJ und KDB

FAZ BBL und FDP

EDV IBM und WWW

HSV VFB Ole Ole

ABC DRF und OMD

TM3 A&O und AEG

TUI UVA und UVB

THC 0CB ist was ich dreh'

 

MfG

mit freundlichen Grüßen

die Welt liegt uns zu Füßen

denn wir stehen drauf

wir gehen drauf

für ein Leben voller Schall und Rauch

bevor wir fallen

fallen wir lieber auf

 

..

[Cmdr. Cracken]

*steps up to the RFS orchestra and choir, taps teh stand, and starts conductin Symphony #9 by Ludwig von Beethoven*

 

~BARITONE~

 

O Freunde, nicht diese To"ne!

Sondern lasst uns angenehmere

anstimmen, und freudenvollere!

 

~BARITONE, QUARTET, AND CHORUS ~

 

Freude, Scho"ner Go"tterfunken,

Tochter aus Elysium,

Wir betreten feuer-trunken,

Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!

 

Deine Zauber binden wieder,

Was die Mode streng geteilt;

Alle Menschen werden Bru"der,

Wo dein sanfter Flu"gel weilt.

 

Wem der grosse Wurf gelungen,

Eines Freundes Freund zu sein,

Wer ein holdes Weib errungen,

Mische seinen Jubel ein!

 

Ja, wer auch nur eine Seele

Sein nennt auf dem Erdenrund!

Und wer's nie gekonnt, der stehle

Weinend sich aus diesem Bund!

 

Freude trinken alle Wesen

An den Bru"sten der Natur;

Alle Guten, alle Bo"sen

Folgen ihrer Rosenspur.

 

Ku"sse gab sie uns und Reben,

Einen Freund, gepru"ft im Tod;

Wollust ward dem Wurm gegeben,

Und der Cherub steht vor Gott.

 

~TENOR SOLO AND CHORUS ~

 

Froh, wie seine Sonnen fliegen

Durch des Himmels Pra"cht'gen Plan,

Laufet, Bru"der, eure Bahn,

Freudig, wie ein Held zum Siegen.

 

~Chorus~

 

Freude, Scho"ner Go"tterfunken,

Tochter aus Elysium,

Wir betreten feuer-trunken,

Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!

 

Deine Zauber binden wieder,

Was die Mode streng geteilt;

Alle Menschen werden Bru"der,

Wo dein sanfter Flu"gel weilt.

 

Deine Zauber binden wieder,

Was die Mode streng geteilt;

Alle Menschen werden Bru"der,

Wo dein sanfter Flu"gel weilt.

 

Seid umschlungen, Millionen!

Diesen Kuss der ganzen Welt!

Bru"der u"ber'm Sternenzelt

Muss ein lieber Vater wohnen.

 

Ihr stu"rzt nieder, Millionen?

Ahnest du den Scho"pfer, Welt?

Such'ihn u"ber'm Sternenzelt!

U"ber Sternen muss er wohnen.

 

*The piece ends, Cracken turns, bows, and walks off the stage*

[Ikhnaton]

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

[Kylilin]

Creepy

[Nitro]

Sorry, mate, but the badger always wins... Savvy?

[Zoom Rabbit]

Ray: The existentialist line starts way around back of the building. Go on--move along, now.

 

Ike: Buh?

 

Kylilin: 'It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life--give me my sweater back, or I'll play the guitar...!' Why, I was saying just that the other day.

 

Tonight:

 

Christmas Dinner with the Skywalkers: a Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa holiday special presentation

 

Luke: Oh, this is great...just great! Here we are, trying to have a normal Christmas dinner together, and all dad can do is harp on me!

 

Darth: I am not harping. I'm just saying that you should have gone to the Space Academy instead of running off to join a bunch of burned-out rebel hippies. My son, the terrorist...

 

Padme: Please, Ani--

 

Leia: Aren't you supposed to be dead?

 

Padme: I don't know. The third movie hasn't come out yet.

 

Zoom: Say, that turkey looks delicious. Could someone pass me some?

 

Luke: But I'm an important man in the Rebel Alliance, not just some space drifter! You should be proud of all my accomplishments. I'm a jedi, and a great warrior, known throughout the galaxy.

 

Darth: Hah! Your little sister is twice as important to the Rebel Alliance as you are.

 

Luke: But she didn't blow up your precious battle station, did she, dad? Who did blow it up? It was ME wasn't it?!?

 

Darth: Please. I blew up my first battle station when I was eight years old--right after winning the podrace at the Boonta's Eve tournament.

 

Zoom: Really, could someone pass me the turkey?

 

Leia: Dad, why must you always measure Luke against your accomplishments? Why can't you just be satisfied with him for his own sake?

 

R2-D2: *Beep! Beep! Whistle, squeak!* (Translation: 'Actually, it was me in the droid socket that blew up both of your battle stations.')

 

Darth: You shut up there, missy. Your brother has been gallavanting about the galaxy in tights, dragging the Skywalker name through the mud--

 

Luke:--Which you dropped, *Mr. Vader.*

 

Darth: Can you blame me?

 

Padme: Will you two please stop arguing just this once, and let us have a peaceful, happy family meal? For me?

 

Luke: How can I eat peacefully with the arch-villain of evil incarnate hissing like a broken iron lung across the table from me?

 

Darth: That does it--I'm cutting your other hand off!

 

Zoom: No, THAT DOES IT! ALL I WANT IS FOR SOMEONE TO PASS ME THE F*CKING TURKEY, AND NO ONE WILL STOP ARGUING LONG ENOUGH TO HAND IT TO ME!!!

 

*(Dead silence.)*

 

Padme: Zoomie, in this family we just levitate the plate over ourselves.

 

Luke: You were adopted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Merry Christmas!)

[Ray Jones]

(me? i am not going to do such dirty things zoom.. and also i errr... nah. i never heard of existuuhmwhat? i thought three times of the word sex before i managed reading the whole word.. )

[Ray Jones]

heyheyhey aresen.. now exlusive on rfs .. just for you guys.. my favorite 'weihnachtslied'

 

ladies and gentlemen

 

live here at the rfs studios

 

'die fantastischen vier' feat. the listening ray jones *nods* and ray's favorite 'weihnachtslied': 'frohes fest'

 

*fadd beat playing*

 

mein bruder sagt er hätte jetzt die nase voll

denn der schnee in diesem jahr der wär mal richtig toll

bevor er geht macht er sich noch einen frisch

und der rest meiner familie sitzt am gabentisch

familie kann man das nicht nennen paps darf nicht mit mutti pennen

denn vor einem halben jahr lernte sie nen andern kennen

doch der streit ist heut vergessen mutti lebt mit uns allein

paps geht nach dem essen und der andre kommt herein

meine mutti sagt hallo lieber nikolaus

meine schwester sagt den kenn ich das ist onkel klaus

der typ sagt ho ho und packt die geschenke aus

und ich frag mich holt der heut auch seine rute raus

und als ich ihn dann mit der mutti auf ihr zimmer gehen seh dann tut das weh

die wahrheit tut immer weh

ich hasse diesen typen und ich wünsche ihm die pest

ich wünsch mir ne stille nacht und euchn frohes fest

 

ich glaub ich mach mir erstmal eine flasche auf

weil ich am heilig abend immer einen sauf

um zwanzig uhr schaue ich die tagesschau

ich habe keine kinder ich hab keine frau

den ganzen tag hör ich kein ton von meinem telefon

an meiner klingel klingelt keiner mir egal ich kenn das schon

die glotze läuft doch in der bude ist es still

weil wieder mal keiner mit mir heilig abend feiern will

auf der fensterbank steht mein plastiktannenbaum

und in meinem schrank stapelweise nackte fraun

ich schalt um auf die privaten weil da was geht

und spiel so lang an mir rum bis er mir steht

von der firma flasche sekt und von der mutti ein paar kohlen

geh ich jetzt in die stadt und lass mir einen runterholen

ich brauch jetzt eine die mit sich alles machen läßt

und ich machs ohne - frohes fest

 

jetzt steh ich hier und habn roten mantel an

in ein paar minuten bin ich mit dem auftritt dran

mit der blöden mütze und dem bart im gesicht

bin ich mir ziemlich sicher erkennt mich mein neffe nicht

ich steh kaum in der tür kommt mir mein bruder entgegen

kommen werd ich später doch es kommt mir sehr gelegen

denn ich weiß in seiner ehe geht schon lang nichts mehr

und deshalb stoß ich ab und zu mal seine alte her

die will das und ich weiß das die istn geiles luder

und ich geb es ihr viel besser als mein bruder

alles was er wollte hat er damals schon bekommen

mir hat niemand was gegeben außer ich habs mir genommen

aber heute ist die nacht da zahl ichs allen heim

denn ich hab die scheiß familie für mich ganz allein

und nach der mutter geb ich dann auch noch der tochter den rest

die brauch das die ist fast zwölf - frohes fest

 

mein dealer freut sich daß ich an der nadel häng

mir ist das scheißegal das seh ich nicht so eng

die kohlen für den stoff verdien ich aufm strich

warum ich das so mach daß weiß ich selber nicht

wo komm ich her wo geh ich hin das hat doch alles keinen sinn

freie tage feiertage sind für mich nicht drin

ich mach die beine breit für geld auch am fest der liebe

und befriedige damit ungehemmte männertriebe

wenn ich mir was spritze dann will das keiner sehn

doch der hat einen sitzen und auch noch einen stehn

manche denken sicherlich ich wäre kerngesund

manchen mach ichs mit der hand und manchen mit dem mund

doch der typ der wollte für zweihundert mark

mit allem und vor allem ohne fand er stark

und dabei war ich letzte woche erst beim test

und wie war er - positiv - frohes fest

[Kylilin]

It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark

When I see a man chilling with his dog in the park

I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear

Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer

But then I was illin because the man had a beard

And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared

So I turned my head a second and the man had gone

But he left his driver's wallet smack dead on the lawn

I picket the wallet up then I took a pause

Took out the license and it cold said "Santa Claus"

A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of G's

Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease

But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right

So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night

But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree

Was a letter from Santa and all the dough was for me

 

It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens

Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens

Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese

And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees

Decorate the house with lights at night

Snow's on the ground, snow white so bright

In the fireplace is the yule log

Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog

The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl's

But each and every year we bust Chrsitmas carrols

 

Rhymes so loud and proud you hear it

It's Christmas time and we got the spirit

Jack Frost chillin, the chorus is out

And that's what Christmas is all about

The time is now, the place is here

And the whole wide world is filled with cheer

 

My name's D.M.C. with the mic in my hand

And I'm chilling and coolin just like a snowman

So open your eyes, lend us an ear

We want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

[Zoom Rabbit]

(Nothing to see here.)

[Jared]

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys

For the good Gentile girls, and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death,

Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath,

From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo,

Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo,

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,

"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

 

The night Santa went crazy

The night St. Nick went insane

Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain...

 

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet

And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage

And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger

And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen

And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

 

The night Santa went crazy

The night Kris Kringle went nuts

Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole

Without steppin' in reindeer guts

 

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.

There's a van from the Eyewitness News

And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky

And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'

And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?

My my my my my my

You used to be such a jolly guy....

 

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time

In a federal prison for his infamous crime

Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears

He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous

And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service

And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night

With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

 

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy

The night St. Nicholas flipped

Broke his back for some milk and cookies

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

 

Wo, the night Santa went crazy

The night St. Nick went insane

Realized he's gettin' a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain

Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain........

[Rogue15]

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY, AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY. THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR, BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS, LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE. I COULDN'T HELP WONDER HOW MANY LAY ALONE, ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME. THE VERY THOUGHT BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE, I DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND STARTED TO CRY. THE SOLDIER AWAKENED AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE, "SANTA DON'T CRY, THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE; I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, I DON'T ASK FOR MORE, MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY COUNTRY, M! Y CORPS." THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP, I COULDN'T CONTROL IT, I CONTINUED TO WEEP. I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS, SO SILENT AND STILL AND WE BOTH SHIVERED FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL. I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ON THAT COLD, DARK NIGHT, THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR SO WILLING TO FIGHT. THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER, WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE, WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA, IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE." ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH, AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT. "MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."

 

(got that off of a messege someone put up on army.mil)

[Zoom Rabbit]

Let's review. In my press release on the last page, Santa was a captured Iraqi fugitive, in Jared's poem he makes the bodies hit the floor (so to speak) and in Rogue15's he visits the house of an impoverished veteran, then takes off without leaving a measley present...

 

Fear not. Next year, I, the *Easter Bunny,* will be conducting Christmas. Right now Santa's staring at a poster of Gerorge W. Bush at Guantanamo Bay naval base. Justice, and death to the glitter-façade stoolie face man for the greedhead corporate conspiracy!

[Kylilin]

"Know me broken by my master

Teach thee on child of love hereafter

 

Into the flood again

Same old trip it was back then

So I made a big mistake

Try to see it once my way"

[Zoom Rabbit]

Gee, I have no idea...

[Kylilin]

now its your turn, silly

[Zoom Rabbit]

'They do not know what lies ahead,

When sun has failed and moon is dead...'

 

?

 

?!?

 

?

[Kylilin]

thats Gollum

 

I'm going to see Return of the King tomorrow, I can't wait.

 

 

 

 

"I once had a girl,

Or should I say

She once had me.

She showed me her room,

Isn’t it good?"

[Zoom Rabbit]

(The answer.)

 

Here are some disturbing thoughts:

 

'I think I'm burning up inside...

I think I'll take a little ride!

I'm gonna light up everything in sight!

I'll drive down to your yard,

And throw a molotov cocktail at your car--

Then another one in the local bar...!'

 

Who penned 'em?

 

Gollum it was who uttered the words of wisdom in my preceding post. They did such a good job with him in the Two Towers that he's rapidly becoming my favorite Tolkien character. Naturally, I must invite him to a debate.

 

Odd Movie Philosopher's Roundabout (an RFS production)

 

Zoom: Gentlemen, welcome to our roundabout. Tonight's topic: is man naturally evil or naturally good?

 

Yoda: Hmm. An interesting question, this. Sure you are he must be one or the other?

 

Gollum: Aaaaaugh! Where are we, precious? Tricksy rabbit has kidnapped us--!

 

Captain Jack: This isn't Shanghai?

 

Neo: Well, I got here by following the white rabbit.

 

Zoom: Didn't think I was real, did you? Gentlemen, I've beamed you all here into cyberspace by virtue of sheer mental discipline so we may have a unique discussion. Gollum, here is a plate of freshly dead fishes to reward your discomfort.

 

Captain Jack: No worries, then. You also brought rum! Captain Jack Sparrow is on board.

 

Gollum: Fishes? Nice, tastey...but rabbitses are crunchable!

 

Yoda: Gollum's nature, evil it is.

 

Neo: How can you know? Maybe his program was just written that way...

 

Zoom: I guess that's one way of putting it.

 

Gollum: No, no...Smeagol is good. Smeagol be nice to tricksy rabbit, but rabbit takes him to someplace far away, gives him plate of make-believe fishes. Bah!

 

Captain Jack: Well, the rum's real. Cheers!

 

Yoda: Some are good, and some are evil...that is the way of things.

 

Zoom: Well, I'm disappointed to hear you say that, Yoda. Of all of tonight's guests, I expected you most of all to pick up on the basic fact that good and evil are subjective valuations made by an observer about a subject rather than an intrinsic property of the subject itself. At the material level, there is no such thing as good and evil--those only come into play when an intelligence perceives them and makes its own judgement call.

 

Neo: Whoa.

 

Zoom: That reminds me. Has it occured to you yet that you're just a computer program?

 

Captain Jack: I don't understand one word of this, but the rum is good. Cheers!

 

Gollum: Nasty, tricksy rabbit tries to confuse us...false!

 

Yoda: Hmm...tricksy the rabbit is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[edlib]

Watch yourself there, pal... doesn't Gollum catch and eat rabbits raw?

[Deac]

Or does he????

 

-------------------------------------------

 

*A cliff, close to where Frodo and Sam are resting. Gollum wanders along*

 

Smeagol: What's thissss, preciousss? Nice rabbitsess. Can Smeagol say hello, preciousss?

 

Gollum: Suppose so, my love. But they might be trickssie, like the Fat Hobbit

 

Rabbit 1#: I can't take it anymore! *Jumps*

 

Rabbit2#: Goodbye cruel world *Also jumps*

 

Gollum: See, people would rather jump off a cliff than be friends with you!

 

Smeagol: Deac likes us! Deac is our friend!

 

Gollum: Well, we takes the rabbits back to Fat Hobbit for food, but as for Deac, preciousss

 

*Deac is pushed off the cliff*

[Redwing]

Seen RotK last night. WOO!

 

In the spirit of Ike's badgers, may I present: scampi