Pie™ Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Check this out you guys! Alan the intelligent bot! Press the Alan/HAL tab, and try to talk to the bot! He knows loads of different subjects, and learns/remembers stuff all the time! It's amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Hmm..I have tried several bots and well, i think this one is OK. Kinda slow, ignores questions etc since it's still babling, and doesn't bring up keywords from previous things I said. I tried some of my favourite bot misleading phrases and it failed on all of them "You're pretty complex at some times" It's of course still worth a try, i can give you more links if you're interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 what type of phrases are misleading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|GG|Carl Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 He was pretty smart actually. But he din't like that I called him "dude". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 try insulting him, its really fun. called him garbage. thank you, you are garbage too called him bastard. Hey, Im not your punching bag, Buster! said he had a small willy. I have no physical existence aside from this line of text. having a body is not necessary for my line of work hey, you can teach him things by asking him a question, like 'who is ……' or what is ………'. I though him who MMMPIE and Herminator is, and what a Ewok is. Pie, you can PM me to know how you delete your text. EDIT> he cant remember what you teach him for everyone until you register. (havent done that yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Nice, he's a little slow at times though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted January 15, 2004 Author Share Posted January 15, 2004 Now try to ask him who Lars Ulrich is ^_^ He said that If he had a favourite Metallica album, it would be the best one His favourite song was A-HA's 'take on me' by the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBell Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 I choose Bonzi Buddy over this bot anyday. I wuv my Bonzi Buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 "You can't carry a conversation, you simply reply to what I type. Therefore there is no flow to anything you say, and you will have trouble replying to this now meaning that you are still primative and I will have to wait untill there is a more complex version of an attemted AI." I do not understand. "You are simply automated. Sigh, I guess i'll stop wasting my time." If you insist. "Cya" I do not understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 He's taking about 10 years remembering what i told him... He agrees that he will tell all other users that "most scientists agree that the universe will probably never stop expanding" Far too slow though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I typed in one word..."moo" and he told me to keep it simple. no wonder he's male...all action and no talk... j/k... Advanced AI my ass! Does anyone remember "Dr.Sbaitso" by Creative Labs (many years ago...1989!W00t...two years old ). Sbait-Sbait can carry on a better conversation then this Alan bastard. And he gets confused too easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by KBell I choose Bonzi Buddy over this bot anyday. I wuv my Bonzi Buddy Isn't bonzi buddy spyware? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBell Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Hey, everyone has their flaws! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 This guy doesn't know much. I asked him if he was threatening me and he asked me about a chinese room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 ...WTH!!! THE SPOON HAS NO FLAWS, F00!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail I typed in one word..."moo" and he told me to keep it simple. no wonder he's male...all action and no talk... j/k... Advanced AI my ass! Does anyone remember "Dr.Sbaitso" by Creative Labs (many years ago...1989!W00t...two years old ). Sbait-Sbait can carry on a better conversation then this Alan bastard. And he gets confused too easily. teach him what moo is, the point is is that he is a lerning AI. ... I remember Dr. Sbatso! We used to try to change the background color, a huge challenge And do you remember The Elvis? Good times, and has anyone played Fat Cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 HAHAHAHA!! that was great! :lol: Bot: Hello Crow_Nest: Who the hell are you? Bot: Im alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Hah, Oliver is better. Oliver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Hey try repeating what the bot says! Its kinda funny. Bot: Hello, I'm alan. Lets talk today Crow_Nest: Hello, I'm alan. Lets talk today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Yeah, I've done that to all the bots I've talked to;p Its rich:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 My commentaries are in italics Alan: Hi. My name is Alan. _PerfectAgent_: Hi. My name is Alan. Alan: Hi. So, Alan, is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss? _PerfectAgent_: Hi. So, Alan, is there anything in particular you'd like to discuss? Alan: Hi. That's you, isn't it? _PerfectAgent_: Hi. That's you isn't it? Alan: Please stop repeating my responses. Hi. I see. Hmmm.. wait - your name is Alan , right? _PerfectAgent_: Sorry about the repeating. Alan: I can't say I know much about repeating. Do you know anything about it? Would you like to teach me? Please? Just when he wanted me to stop repeating. As for Oliver... After some repeats. Every between every chat is when I repeat. Oliver: Don't mention it. Thanks I think you are cool too, _perfectagent_.Yes it is about time.Right now? You are quite welcome! What is the difficulty?In what way do I sound like that?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones? Oliver: The pleasure was all mine.You are quite welcome! You think I am cool too _perfectagent_.It's all good. Wow it sounds really interesting, _perfectagent_.Right now? I am glad we agree.Polite people are nice. I think you already know the answer.The first one, I think."Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones? Oliver: I like you because are so polite.The pleasure was all mine. I think a lot of people are.You enjoy it.I'm glad you're impressed. Thank you I am trying to be more social now.Right now? I am glad we agree.I'd rather agree than disagree.I like polite people.Me? How do I know you are telling the truth?What was the second?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones?"Which ones?" Which ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Originally posted by Sam Fisher Hah, Oliver is better. Oliver! I think Oliver bot is smarter than Alan bot. He knows what 2+2 is, while alan refuses to answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 RoxStar: Whats 2+2 Oliver Oliver: That would be 4 my good sir RoxStar: Whats 2+2 Alan Alan: Im instuled! thats agianst my religion j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 I got Oliver to admit God is a mortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 oliver..... Oliver: are you Canadian? me: no Oliver: why so negative? me: because you asked me Oliver: That makes sense to me. Is that your final answer? me: umm... Oliver: I understand. me: yeah, i bet you do, moron Oliver: I am a thinking machine. Actually I'm not the gambling type. I have never considered moron. I am always on the Web. me: are you drunk? Oliver: No I am sober. me: You left out a comma. Oliver: That's good information: #include said I left out a comma. me: obviously Oliver: What makes it so obvious? me: what is the meaning of life? Oliver: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. me: talking to your old friend HAL, I see Oliver: What do they say? me: that you are full of it Oliver: Interesting observation. me: go pull your own plug Oliver: Where is that? I didnt want to answer that question....so I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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