txa1265 Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 There are lots of snickers in good games - Serious Sam, Duke Nukem, NoLF 1&2, JKII and JA, and so on. I am embarrassed to say that I laughed at some things in Postal 2. In KotOR, the obvous meatbag thing, but the one that really cracked me up (to the point of quicksaving frequently and reloading to see it again) was Mission and Bastila on Tatooine discussing proper use of the force ... Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by The_One You can't stop laughing when about 20 people run at you screaming "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" Good times! Two words; Monkey Island Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Aww man, I had a funny line from HK.. "Damnit master, I'm an assassination droid!" Something like that. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 JA: stormtrooper1: I heard a rumor that Vader used to practice lightsaber combat on stormtroopers. stormtrooper2: I've never even seen a lightsaber. stormtrooper1: I hope I never have to. And then I kill them with my lightsaber. KOTOR: Revan: I did it all for the wookie. Jolee: The wookie? Revan: The wookie. And anything said by HK-47. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Kyle being an idiot in JO: Kyle: I'm no Jedi. I'm just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions. Bartender: Ah, yes. Many people have them. Kyle: Lightsabers? Also in JO (It's just about the only game I have) where the stormtroopers are talking. One says he wants to be a TIE pilot and the other starts quizzing him. Then, the first one asks, "How do you know all of this?" "You gotta know these things if you want the job." "How long has it been since you used it?" "I've never flown one." "Then what the Sithspit are you talking about?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHobGoblin Posted February 11, 2004 Author Share Posted February 11, 2004 Max Payne 2 When you get in the apartment of the guy who was spying at you, check his tape recorder Phone: Hello, you called dangerous Liazons, Press 1 for Cindy, Press 2 for Candy, Press 3 for Mona. *beep* Phone: You press 3 for Mona Phone: Hi, I'm Mona, whats your name? Max: I just need someone to talk to... Mona: Thats what were here for to talk... Just give me your credit card number and we can talk all night Max: Killing them all didn't make it better Mona: What are you some kinda werido? Max: Sorry, I meant to- sorry... *click* I couldn't stop luaghing after that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Just remembered from Max Payne, in one of the levels you will see a fat guy sitting in front of a tv, and there is a TV show on called 'Ladies and Lords' The show goes like this; "Yes my lady" "Yes my lord" "Yes my lady" "Yes my lord" "Yes my lady" "Yes my lord" And on and on and on, if i remember correctly, but no matter what, it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Originally posted by The_One Damn straight That game was just hilarity throughout, and excellent gameplay to boot. You can't stop laughing when about 20 people run at you screaming "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" Great game FINALLY!!! Somebody who agrees with me. EVERYONE I talk to thinks that game sucks, but I loved every minute of it. And The Second Encounter rocks too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 The game Rebel Assault 2 with the stormie falling with the Coyote sign and the radio stations/ esp the talk ones in GTA 3 Vice City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticSpade Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 i got one tho it was funny to me prolly not to anyone else. PS2 Spider-Man the movie 1st mission finding the missing purse for the lady keep in mind she's on a tall rooftop lady: oh before you leave could you please help me find my purse? Spidey: ok...sure....where'd you lose it? lady: on a rooftop i don't know which one Spidey: a rooftop?..are you sure it was a "different" rooftop. lady: yes Spidey: what???....are you goin around the city takin a tour of the rooftops or something? Lady: well yes i just thought that was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jase_Morden Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 I always get a laugh just watching Rosh Penin make an idiot out of himself: Luke: I have some troubling news, while I attended to the crashed shuttle, someone sliced into my personal records, and accessed some highly sensitive data about places where I felt a strong connection to the Force. Places like Cloud City, Hoth, and Byss. Rosh: Heh, what could they get from that, besides a tour? *Jaden shakes head* Also, in Halo, throwing a Plasma Grenade at your allies and watching them run around screaming "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" always gets me laughin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toms Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 serious sam rocks... didn't find it very funny though, just intense... Duke Nukem was funnier... although he did steal almost every one-liner word for word from either Ash (Evil Dead) or John Nada (They Live), including the bubblegum one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 In Warcraft II and III when you left-click units repeatedly they say funny stuff. Two Monty Python references; Peasant: "Are you the king? Well, i didn't vote for you!" Knight: "I have never said 'NI!' " All the units have 3 different hilarious phrases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 From MOHAA: Scientist 1: Its an american spy! Scientist 2: The prototype! NOOOOOO!!!! Scientist 3: Get him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 in Kotor when i got the matale and sandrals to wipe eachother out by lying to the father about his son being killed. I laughed so hard it hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticSpade Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 i got another one from Kingdom Hearts, conversation between cloud and Hades Hades: you're goin up agaisnt him next and i want you to wipe him out. Cloud: the dark lord of the underworld is afraid of some kid? *sarcastic* a smile comes to my face everytime i hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Originally posted by Rogue15 in Kotor when i got the matale and sandrals to wipe eachother out by lying to the father about his son being killed. I laughed so hard it hurt. Kill them! Kill 'em all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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