--ZeeMan-- Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 "Egad..i'm frozen...i'm hypothermic....BLOODY HELL I'M A WOMAN" ^ that's mine :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 [watching cheerleaders change in a locker room] It appears my wee-wee's been stricken with rigor mortis. LOL! TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--ZeeMan-- Posted March 28, 2004 Author Share Posted March 28, 2004 Mother, I come baring a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 *on being asked if he wants some ice cream* Yes, BUT NO SPRIKLES! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 *When Peter changes the channel to A&E after Stewie's encounter with the Teletubbies.* "Thank you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 "you shall bow to me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticSpade Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 my fav line aint nothing special at the death ray auction "over here...BEHIND THE FAT CHICK" auctioneer "burn it guys" Stewie "drat...once again foiled by my small stature" i love that line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 I wish we had family guy here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 "what the duece?" that's my favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 Originally posted by topshot *When Peter changes the channel to A&E after Stewie's encounter with the Teletubbies.* "Thank you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless." I saw a t-shirt w/that quote on it at Hot Topic yesterday! i'm gonna go buy it soon. so cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 "... YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!" "now is your winter of discontent!" "i'm going to kill you"*tilts head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 And look at my backround Set this as your background. PLANET FAMILY GUY! TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 "Mother says you good for me, Broccoli. Well, I'm afraid I'm NO GOOD FOR YOU!! Todays forcast calls for a sprinkling of genius followed by a downpour of DOOM!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 "Well I'd love to stay and chat......... but you're a total bitch..." That's gotta be up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Oh, so it becomes clear mother....the brocoli must die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 I was watching my boxed set dvds & caught a line from Stewie that I hadn't quite understood before...it suddenly hit me & I now have a new favorite line: (to Meg) "Somewhere in the attic there is a painting of you getting PRETTIER." (I believe this is from the episode that Meg gets glasses) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Stewie Soundboard Click there, damn you! I love Family Guy so... so very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Stewie may have some good lines... but Quagmire is my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Who´s Stewie? ¬¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Originally posted by Reborn Outcast Stewie may have some good lines... but Quagmire is my hero. ALL RIGHT![/quagmire voice] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Originally posted by Reborn Outcast Stewie may have some good lines... but Quagmire is my hero. giggity giggity giggity. AAAAAAAaaaaall riIGHT!. *Thrusts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLord60 Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 I love the show but I cant remember any lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark jedi 8 Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 quagmire:" huh huh, oohh yeah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reborn Outcast Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Haha have you guys seen the episode where they won a trophy for the street float and it gets stolen. Everyone's out in the front yard talking about it and Quagmire runs out... "Hey guys I was just jerkin... I mean waking up from a deep sleep... Oh yea." Hahaha he's so funny. And then there was a funny line by Peter when they thought he had breast cancer... "Honey, if we want it to go away, the best thing to do is to just ignore it. Like we do with the squid." And it cuts to a scene where the squid rips the tablecloth off the table haha. Funniest show ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 One of the funniest episodes is where peter buys the boat, and goes after daggermouth... Peter - "How am I gonna get $50,000 by tomorrow??" Quagmire - "Well, you could whore yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for $50 each..... or 50 REALLY fat chicks for $1000........... what???? dont look at me like that.......... fat chicks need love too!!!...... but they gotta pay!..." I wonder where that fish did go.... a fish.... a fish.... a fishy... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and youre right, it IS the funniest show EVER... no doubt about it. IS there still a movie coming out? meanwhile, take the "What Family Guy Character Are You?" quiz http://www.stanford.edu/~atd10/quizes/fgquiz.html I've never had a spanish chick before... heh.... Ohhhhh'le! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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