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I'm sure I'm not the first to make this thread, but oh well: Post your funny, but entirely true stories! :D

 

1.) During a soccer game, two or three times the ball hit a teammate in the groin. After the game, looking around for some soccer balls, he said "where are my balls? I've lost three of them!" :lol: True story!

 

2.) This morning i went to get something from my parents room and my mom was sleeping on her back with her arms crossed! "I'm the boss here!" :rofl:

 

Now you post some! :D

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Originally posted by joetheeskimo5

 

2.) This morning i went to get something from my parents room and my mom was sleeping on her back with her arms crossed! "I'm the boss here!" :rofl:

 

 

gross....

 

I'll have to think of some sotries.

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sick indeed Joe...

 

Anyways, the other day I got this letter in the mail with a request for me to join a cult. It said something about being elite or something and told me to go to the airport to meet them, but I didn't read the rest because it scared the crap outa me :eek:.

Now I know the letter isn't funny, but that night the crap literaly came out of me (stomach flu :p).

 

Oh and this morning I was playing fetch with my pug and he ran into a wall and flipped onto his flat face and just was sitting on his face for about 30 seconds. I don't know, I thought it was funny :D .

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when I was about 7 I was very mad at another little kid for wreckin my xwing toy. To get the little punk back, I put on some gardening gloves and a little mask, and walked around our street with a little shovel scoopin dog doo into a big fruit box, I then took his favourite *spiderman* figure and dumped it in the box of dog mess and set it on fire with some petrol ....... I ran around the little fire yellin "Burn ! Spiderman ! Buuurrrrrnnnn !"

 

he never messed with my SW toys again !

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Originally posted by Astrotoy7

when I was about 7 I was very mad at another little kid for wreckin my xwing toy. To get the little punk back, I put on some gardening gloves and a little mask, and walked around our street with a little shovel scoopin dog doo into a big fruit box, I then took his favourite *spiderman* figure and dumped it in the box of dog mess and set it on fire with some petrol ....... I ran around the little fire yellin "Burn ! Spiderman ! Buuurrrrrnnnn !"

 

he never messed with my SW toys again !

AHAHAHAHahahahahAHAHAH! Astro! you are my idol.
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:rofl:

 

I have a few good ones I can think of right now.

 

1)I have theatre class 1st period, and my teacher isn't a very good one. We just talk and mess around for 50-85 minutes. Well, we all push each other off of the stage, and ond day, I pushed a group of my friends having a group hug as a thingy before their performance to help them, and as the 5 people were hugging, I pushed ALL OF THEM off at the SAME TIME. and normally the land on their feet, but this time they all held on and fell on their sides or someone else. It was classic :D

 

2)Today in PE, some friends of mine were using body spray, and one kid asked if he could try something with it for a sec. Well, as a dare, someone told him to spray a whole bunch on his crotch area of his pants. Apperantly, it was meant to be a sick practical joke, because another kid walked up behind him and LIT HIS PANTS ON FIRE RIGHT THERE! So he's running around and rolling on the ground yelling MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!. Turns out he was ok though. Absolutely the moment of the day.

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Originally posted by BongoBob

2)Today in PE, some friends of mine were using body spray, and one kid asked if he could try something with it for a sec. Well, as a dare, someone told him to spray a whole bunch on his crotch area of his pants. Apperantly, it was meant to be a sick practical joke, because another kid walked up behind him and LIT HIS PANTS ON FIRE RIGHT THERE! So he's running around and rolling on the ground yelling MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!. Turns out he was ok though. Absolutely the moment of the day.

 

GOLD. :D

 

*roffles*

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Oh and a story;

 

Very recently me and a few mates from my course went out drinking in the student union of an evening, what is so funny about that? I hear you ask, well nothing the funny bit came later. we decided to go back to friend A's flat in order to have something to eat, by this point friend B was looking a bit rough, to cut a long story short he chucked all over the floor and as I was the most sober of the 4 of us I suggested someone should make sure he got home. It fell to me to do this. we got 10 feet down the road when friend B noticed the puke on his T-shirt and so decided to take it off, I begged and pleaded but he wouldn't put it back on.

On the way we had to pass a few clubs, and being 2.00 in the morning there were a few people outside, we passed to whistles and shouts of "look at the tits on that" one woman even stoped me and said "isn't he cold?" to which I replied "No he's drunk".

 

You shoud have seen him in lectures next day!

 

And the moral of this story is DON'T DRINK, or at least don't follow 3 pints of guinness with 7 shots and a pint of cider when you have been on medication and not drunk for a month!

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Originally posted by Chase Windu

What all did the letter say? Did it give anything descriptive about the cult?

 

Well all I read was that it for the "elite" and that they had been whatching me play basketball for months (yeah that's right, they were stalking me!). And it mentioned that they selected me for my balance, because I have amazing balance and hand-eye coordination, or so everyone tells me. But I burned it cause it was scary :(.

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6th grade- walkin up to overhead. Had on my really cool sweatsuit outfit. blue and black. looking like a bad mammajamma. Then I slipped...

 

7th grade- I dropped my pencil in 6th period. Leaned over to pick it up and Lil Killa was looking on as I let one go in his face. :xp:

 

That's just the beginning. I haven't got time to do the rest as I myself must GET rest. Nite lucasforums!:D

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My teacher in 1st period falls asleep A LOT sitting up. But one day, he fell asleep and he was snoring really loud, and he just bent over and hit his head, HARD on his desk!! The classroom burst out laughing! He looked around like he had no idea what just happened to him!! It was classic!:rofl:

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Originally posted by Chase Windu

Very creepy. Probably shouldn't of burned it because you could use it against them legally if they ever bug you again.

 

Awww crap, that's true. I mean if they mailed it to me, they know where I live :(

 

*takes bat out of closet with the name 'Rhett' on it and scratches it and puts 'Cultists'*

 

Bring it on :D

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:rofl:

 

Selene, that's a keeper :D

 

One time in 6th period we had a sub that kept falling asleep, and we just kept messin with him the whole time. Example:We threw paper at him, yelled fire drill, and the best of them all. We told him the bell rang. He said we could go, and we got out 5 minutes earlier. And he never found out about it.

 

:)

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For those of you who had intercom systems in your schools, did yours ever make a single beep every now and again? Ours did.

 

And one day, it was at the perfect time.

 

Office lady came over the comm system & asked if we had a student in our class (a common occurance). Our teacher replied, that no we did not. The office lady replied, "Ok, Thank you." , but the beep happened at just the right spot to make it sound like, "Ok, *BEEP* you!"

 

Half the class literally fell out of their chairs.

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Originally posted by Darth Homer

For those of you who had intercom systems in your schools, did yours ever make a single beep every now and again? Ours did.

 

And one day, it was at the perfect time.

 

Office lady came over the comm system & asked if we had a student in our class (a common occurance). Our teacher replied, that no we did not. The office lady replied, "Ok, Thank you." , but the beep happened at just the right spot to make it sound like, "Ok, *BEEP* you!"

 

Half the class literally fell out of their chairs.

 

LMAO!!!!!!! :rofl:

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