NiKo Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 I have to take out some frustration... dargh!! I had a beard that i was growing for 4 months now! 4 freaking months! it was looking really cool... i wanted to keep growing it! and last night, my drunk dad came to me with scizzors and tried cutting it off, saying i look like a young ben laden. i tried to fight, but he just snipped almost 3 months of growth away! then he said i looked like a drug addict before, and now i look like a human being. !"#%&@ and the worst part is, he didnt even cut it straight! so now my left side of my beard is longer than the right side! there..i'm done for now
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 i'm sorry. yeah, i tried growing a beard too...actually, ten of them. one on each toe. it didn't work out, though...
Joshi Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 I tried a beard once, but it irritated me and made me look shabby, so I just shaved. Go for the baby skin man, the girls love it!
Guybrush122 Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 I'd even it out... ...and im sorry that your Dad was being a pisshead. I hate it when parents do the whole "YOU LOOK LIKE AN EXTREMIST" thing. When I used to spike my hair in liberty spikes (note the word liberty), my Mom said I looked like a Neo-Nazi. When I wore eyeliner (because all the girls told me I was hot when I wore eyeliner) she said I looked like someone with gender issues, like Hitler. Now that I have short hair and no make up, and growing a goatee she thinks I look like a beatnik. Fah.
Ray Jones Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 i'd like to find an x-box emulator for someone i know. but i just dont have the time to do it. and the few minutes i have got recently i use to post here. **** me.
SamNMax Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 I remember I had a beard, but the glue just wouldn't hold.
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 Jackass, you should of used string to hold it on.
RicardoLuigi... Posted July 29, 2004 Posted July 29, 2004 i just bought an all-natural beard weave! i'll wear it till the day that i die...
NiKo Posted July 29, 2004 Author Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi I tried a beard once, but it irritated me and made me look shabby, so I just shaved. Go for the baby skin man, the girls love it! i know, i used to be a baby face all my life. nothing would grow on my face. i remember my classmates and friends teasing me about never being able to grow anything. then one year later - wham! (wham? maybe 'poof') i had a goatee. and i think the reason i'm growing my beard and moustache is, that when i grow it, i get a lot of girls saying i look like johny depp and he's concidered HOT, right? chris, be a beatnik. beatniks are da sexorz!1# or so i've heard
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 29, 2004 Posted July 29, 2004 One thing that frusterated me yesterday was that that show Trigger Happy TV was on when I thought Strangers with Candy was. But I suppose that isn't a real reason to get upset...
DrMcCoy Posted July 29, 2004 Posted July 29, 2004 well, i often have a beard because i'm just to lazy to shave...
Alien426 Posted July 29, 2004 Posted July 29, 2004 Had a beard for some months, too. Then I was standing in front of the mirror and thought about whether or not to shave it... and did it before I had decided.
Joshi Posted July 29, 2004 Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by NiKo and i think the reason i'm growing my beard and moustache is, that when i grow it, i get a lot of girls saing i look like johny depp and he's concidered HOT, right? Oh dude, listen, it'll never work. I had a beard like his once and the two girls in my class who were die hard Depp fans (seriously) hated me. It wasn't because of the beard, it was just... they hated me... too nice or something, whatever. What I'm saying is, you need a little more than a Depp tash and beard. Perhaps money.
Guybrush122 Posted July 29, 2004 Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by NiKo i know, i used to be a baby face all my life. nothing would grow on my face. i remember my classmates and friends teasing me about never being able to grow anything. then one year later - wham! (wham? maybe 'poof') i had a goatee. and i think the reason i'm growing my beard and moustache is, that when i grow it, i get a lot of girls saing i look like johny depp and he's concidered HOT, right? chris, be a beatnik. beatniks are da sexorz!1# or so i've heard ya damn straight they're the sexorz!1# i've heard it too. and they say you look like johnny DEPP? damn, dude, i have a friend of mine who literally CRIED when she saw Pirates of the Carribbean because she thought he was so hot. lucky butt, you. NOW I REALLY NEED A GOATEE. plus eyeliner. and a theatre class. and i'll woo as many as i can with my guitar. yeeaaaah. woo.
Reaper Girl Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 Goatee...eyeliner... ...mmmm...beatniks with gender issuses.... That sucks about the beard, Niko.
NiKo Posted July 30, 2004 Author Posted July 30, 2004 and a cool pirate hat chris, dont forget the pirate hat. funny thing is, when i get a bit tipsy, i tend to act like depp in POTC. but i dont have the hat. dammit i also dont have his cheekbones, his body, and most probably his genitals but my facial hair grows just like his! and that makes me m-m-m-macho! *hides a sob*
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 Act like Depp in 21 Jump Street, then you get to pretend to be a cop and work with Dom DeLuise's son. And you don't need a beard.
Guybrush122 Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 according to my friend it's the hottest kind of depp; beardless.
Isak Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by Guybrush122 according to my friend it's the hottest kind of depp; beardless. ...which means babyface
Dr Edison 007 Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 I'm sure there is some wackyass reality show out there where people make people look like Johnny Depp. Just try to get on that, then you'll be a celebrity, even if it is just for a few weeks.
Alien426 Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by Alia I have Johnny Depp's body. In your basement?
Natty Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 Beards or any kind of facial regrowth is only good if a guy is going down on you... it feels great... erm too much info, I'll leave now I think.
DrMcCoy Posted July 30, 2004 Posted July 30, 2004 natty, was that a desperate cry for love? EDIT: just noticed, this is my 200th post... yay, 200 posts of crap...
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