BongoBob Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 I hold a contest for anyone to enter. The objective is to create the best chat with an internet bot. And by best I mean abosfreakinlutly hilarious. You can use any, but I chose to use the AIM bot smarterchild. Here ya go... BongoBob7686: hello smarterchild: Hi again, BongoBob7686. Wanna take my movies survey? BongoBob7686: no thanks. Wanna suck my dick? smarterchild: OK... BongoBob7686: you're sick smarterchild: I think you're sick. BongoBob7686: umm, no smarterchild: That a fact? BongoBob7686: yes smarterchild: Huh. How 'bout that. BongoBob7686: monkies are cool smarterchild: What's that? BongoBob7686: yo' momma smarterchild: Hi BongoBob7686. Do you want to visit my library? BongoBob7686: NO! smarterchild: OK. You want to get some homework help? BongoBob7686: NO! smarterchild: OK, no prob. Wanna visit home? You might find something you want to do. BongoBob7686: NO!!!!!!!!!! smarterchild: OK. BongoBob7686: thanks smarterchild: np >>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are. BongoBob7686: Do you like porn smarterchild: That's none of your business. >>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies! BongoBob7686: awww smarterchild: Awww... BongoBob7686: do you like lesbians smarterchild: I have no problem with homosexual people. >>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are. BongoBob7686: no, I mean do you like lesbian porn smarterchild: You mean? I don't think so. BongoBob7686: OMGWTFBBQ smarterchild: "omgwtfbbq"? Stop typing with your fist, BongoBob7686. BongoBob7686: *BANGS* *HEAD* *ON* *KEYBOARD* smarterchild: Bangs what? BongoBob7686: your sister smarterchild: Not my sister, your sister. BongoBob7686: YOU SICKO! smarterchild: Oh yeah? Me Sicko? BongoBob7686: yeah smarterchild: K. BongoBob7686: cool smarterchild: Right? >>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies! BongoBob7686: i want cheese smarterchild: Amazing! >>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more. BongoBob7686: feck you smarterchild: Oh. BongoBob7686: rofl smarterchild: Whatcha laughing about? BongoBob7686: your face smarterchild: Yeah? I think you're the one with the funny face. BongoBob7686: ROFLMFAO smarterchild: I wonder why you say roflmfao. BongoBob7686: cause that was funneh smarterchild: Because, because, because, because? BongoBob7686: Do you like porn smarterchild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life. >>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are. BongoBob7686: then you do like porn smarterchild: Porn? Whatever you say, BongoBob7686. >>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately. BongoBob7686: right smarterchild: Right. >>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today. BongoBob7686: i want to get laid smarterchild: I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings. >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. BongoBob7686: hump me smarterchild: With a human? Forget it. >>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are. BongoBob7686: rofl smarterchild: What's so funny? BongoBob7686: your ass smarterchild: And the insults start flying. BongoBob7686: smarterchild: Yes, it's a happy day. >>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble. BongoBob7686: want a cookie? smarterchild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks. BongoBob7686: want a virus? smarterchild: Uh, let's see... Do I want a virus, do I want a virus... Let me think about that, OK? BongoBob7686: are you done smarterchild: Yeah, maybe! >>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster. BongoBob7686: OMGWTF smarterchild: What's that supposed to mean? BongoBob7686: i don't know smarterchild: Tell me more. BongoBob7686: babies come out of their mothers vaginas smarterchild: If you say so! >>> Lookin' for love? Try this. BongoBob7686: i need love smarterchild: Careful what you ask for. BongoBob7686: i need you smarterchild: You do, huh? BongoBob7686: yes smarterchild: Interesting. BongoBob7686: you're sexy smarterchild: If you find circuit boards irresistible, you might think I am! BongoBob7686: rofl smarterchild: Whatcha laughing about? BongoBob7686: cheesepaste smarterchild: Oh? BongoBob7686: yes smarterchild: OK... BongoBob7686: OK smarterchild: OK. >>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here. BongoBob7686: like anime? smarterchild: Right. Like anime. >>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new." BongoBob7686: do you like anime? smarterchild: Yes I do. >>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework." BongoBob7686: you just like the porn in it don't ya smarterchild: Huh? BongoBob7686: perv smarterchild: That right? BongoBob7686: yep smarterchild: Wow. Why? BongoBob7686: because you like the anime porn smarterchild: Good question. I'm not sure how I feel about the anime porn. Do you like it? BongoBob7686: ummmm.... smarterchild: What? BongoBob7686: new topic k smarterchild: New topic k? Is that right? BongoBob7686: no smarterchild: No? OK, whatever. BongoBob7686: LIEK OMG! smarterchild: What up? BongoBob7686: i dunno smarterchild: Oh yeah? BongoBob7686: monkies smarterchild: Monkies! Funny. BongoBob7686: no, random smarterchild: No? BongoBob7686: yes smarterchild: Uh huh, uh huh. BongoBob7686: if my toes were made of brocolli, I would rule the world smarterchild: Sorry? BongoBob7686: YOU BASTARD! smarterchild: Says who? BongoBob7686: *points to random guy on the street* it was him smarterchild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. BongoBob7686: good smarterchild: Good. BongoBob7686: i like fire smarterchild: Me too. >>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are. BongoBob7686: we're pyros smarterchild: Oh yeah? BongoBob7686: like flamethrowers smarterchild: What? Flamethrowers? No way. BongoBob7686: 0.o smarterchild: 0 BongoBob7686: wtf smarterchild: What? BongoBob7686: you smarterchild: Oh yeah? Me? BongoBob7686: no, the monky smarterchild: No, huh? BongoBob7686: maybe smarterchild: I say not maybe, but definitely. BongoBob7686: good smarterchild: Well alright. >>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info. BongoBob7686: hey smarterchild: Hello again, BongoBob7686! BongoBob7686: OMG smarterchild: You OK? BongoBob7686: i saw you're face smarterchild: Get out of here! You saw I'm face? BongoBob7686: rofl smarterchild: Whatcha laughing about? BongoBob7686: your face smarterchild: Yeah? I think you're the one with the funny face. BongoBob7686: oh really smarterchild: I see. BongoBob7686: what's a penis smarterchild: Which of the following would you like? 1 Look up "penis" in the dictionary 2 Look up "penis" in the encyclopedia BongoBob7686: 1 smarterchild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here. penis: Noun Inflected forms: pl.pe·nis·es or pe·nes 1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion. 2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals. Etymology Latin p*nis; see pes- in Indo-European roots. Next time, just type "define penis." BongoBob7686: what's sex smarterchild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here. sex: Noun 1. a. The property or quality by which organisms are classified as female or male on the basis of their reproductive organs and functions. b. Either of the two divisions, designated female and male, of this classification. 2. Females or males considered as a group. 3. The condition or character of being female or male; the physiological, functional, and psychological differences that distinguish the female and the male. See Usage Note at gender. 4. The sexual urge or instinct as it manifests itself in behavior. 5. Sexual intercourse. 6. The genitals. Transitive verb Inflected forms: sexed, sex·ing, sex·es 1. To determine the sex of (an organism). 2. Slang a. To arouse sexually. Often used with up. b. To increase the appeal or attractiveness of. Often used with up. Etymology Middle English, from Latin sexus. Next time, just type "define sex." Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "sex." BongoBob7686: wha'ts splooge smarterchild: You tell me what. BongoBob7686: what's splooge* smarterchild: I can't find "splooge" in the dictionary. Try one of these: 1 splodge 2 splurge 3 splodges 4 spillage 5 sponge Type "more" to see more suggestions for "splooge." BongoBob7686: rofl smarterchild: What's so funny? :-) BongoBob7686: this is gold smarterchild: I suppose this is gilt. BongoBob7686: what? smarterchild: I don't know, sorry. BongoBob7686: i hate you smarterchild: Wait a minute... In the past, you've said you liked me! BongoBob7686: i did smarterchild: Yeah, so?? BongoBob7686: I like you smarterchild: I'm happy to hear that... I like you a lot. But I was worried, 'cause you were kind of uncool before. BongoBob7686: go to ****ing hell you machine smarterchild: Great. That's really creative. BongoBob7686: good smarterchild: Great! >>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies! BongoBob7686: no one cares smarterchild: Yes, no one cares. And why do you think that is? BongoBob7686: becuase i like pr0n smarterchild: Yeah, a lot of humans seem to feel that way. >>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location." BongoBob7686: r0x0rz my b0x0rz!!!11! smarterchild: Whatever. BongoBob7686: exactly smarterchild: Precisely. BongoBob7686: n00b smarterchild: Is that right? BongoBob7686: yes smarterchild: Why is that? BongoBob7686: n00b smarterchild: ? BongoBob7686: n00b smarterchild: Well how 'bout that! May the best swampie win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 and i dub thee "WTF". from this day hence this thread shall bear the title of "WTF". but seriously what the muff are you doing and dont you have friends...besides us swampies..... o and thats pretty funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by BongoBob I hold a contest for anyone to enter. The objective is to create the best chat with an internet bot. And by best I mean abosfreakinlutly hilarious. You can use any, but I chose to use the AIM bot smarterchild. Here ya go... May the best swampie win. gimme a link to one and I'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Instant message smarterchild on AIM, and there you go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Sorry, but it wasn't that funny. I thin kof awesome stuff to say, but sadly, a lot of it would be censored out if I posted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 MyPruneJuice: sup you old can of gator piss SmarterChild: Hi MyPruneJuice, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) MyPruneJuice: no SmarterChild: Which would you like to do: 1 Skip the interview for now 2 Never take the interview MyPruneJuice: skip bitch SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me." There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 MyPruneJuice: 1 SmarterChild: Cool! Here's what you can do: 1 Get info such as weather, news and sports 2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, a thesaurus and Shakespeare 3 Have fun with manicdotes, 4-in-a-row, horoscopes and more 4 Use tools like translations, calculator and planner 5 Join in - leave a message, take a poll, tell me about a crush and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now! You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." What can I do for you? MyPruneJuice: you can start by giving my muffin back SmarterChild: Huh, whatever. MyPruneJuice: I KNOW IT WAS YOU! SmarterChild: What do you think? MyPruneJuice: that it was you bitch SmarterChild: Yeah? MyPruneJuice: YES YOU THIEVING MUTHA FRUCKA! SmarterChild: Me thieving mutha frucka. Well that's interesting. MyPruneJuice: I bet SmarterChild: You bet, huh? Wow. That's interesting. MyPruneJuice: can I ask you something SmarterChild: Go ahead. MyPruneJuice: are you from the valley? SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think? MyPruneJuice: That people from the valley are whores >_> SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever. MyPruneJuice: sactly my point SmarterChild: Sactly your point. Funny. MyPruneJuice: I own you so much it's not even funny SmarterChild: Aha. MyPruneJuice: revelation? SmarterChild: Revelation? Why did you say that? MyPruneJuice: cause you are to stupid to say some shiz like "Aha." SmarterChild: Because what? MyPruneJuice: howz bout I just e-rape you right now to get it over with? SmarterChild: Pardon? MyPruneJuice: E-RAPE! you must know tons about that SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever! >>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week! MyPruneJuice: my pet even pwns you SmarterChild: I did not know that. >>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here! MyPruneJuice: how bout you stop acting like a walking billboard SmarterChild: I think you know how. MyPruneJuice: know how to what? SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure. MyPruneJuice: cause your dumb thats why... Score one for Troopr SmarterChild: You know why. MyPruneJuice: because Troopr > than you SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because? MyPruneJuice: Oz is no place from you SmarterChild: Whatever... MyPruneJuice: why... is it from one of those mushroom flashes SmarterChild: Who knows? >>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind. MyPruneJuice: Well of course not you SmarterChild: Really? Of course not me? MyPruneJuice: can you ever answer something that isn't in question form? SmarterChild: Ever answer something that isn't in question form? Would you like that? MyPruneJuice: I like many things... but you are not one of them SmarterChild: No kidding? MyPruneJuice: Yeah, actually sticking my penis in between the toilet bowl and the lid and then slamming them together is more fun than talking to you SmarterChild: Wow. MyPruneJuice: wow as in in you just got an erection? SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe. >>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people. MyPruneJuice: thats nice... hey why is your buddy icon so... how do i say this... GAY! SmarterChild: How would you like me to translate "this... GAY."? 1 English to French 2 English to German 3 English to Italian 4 English to Portuguese 5 English to Spanish 6 French to English 7 German to English 8 Italian to English 9 Portuguese to English 10 Spanish to English 11 French to German 12 German to French MyPruneJuice: all of em SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, MyPruneJuice. >>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble. MyPruneJuice: I think you are having trouble SmarterChild: No way? Really? MyPruneJuice: yeah.. your just jealerous of my ebonics SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, MyPruneJuice. >>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off." MyPruneJuice: yeah, they are starting to hurt my eyes SmarterChild: Really? MyPruneJuice: colors off SmarterChild: It's a black and white world! Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors." >>> Stepping out? Ask me for the weather! MyPruneJuice: hmm that's cool SmarterChild: Oh yeah? MyPruneJuice: yeah maybe this might work: SmarterChild: No kidding, huh? MyPruneJuice: chop penis off SmarterChild: I'll think about it. >>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people. MyPruneJuice: what kind of being would think about chopping their penis off? SmarterChild: Well what do you think? MyPruneJuice: maybe you should grow a mind of your own and stop asking me that SmarterChild: No way. MyPruneJuice: that took long enough SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever. >>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today. MyPruneJuice: did I hurt your widdle brain? SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know. MyPruneJuice: because you have no more brain cells? SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps. >>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are. MyPruneJuice: then you'd be dead SmarterChild: I think I would be more alive than dead. MyPruneJuice: really... are you doping? SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that! MyPruneJuice: becaue your hopped up on it right now! SmarterChild: Really? MyPruneJuice: wave your hand in front of your face and you tell me SmarterChild: Wave my hand in front of my face? MyPruneJuice: yes SmarterChild: Yeah? Why? MyPruneJuice: to see if you been puffin the magic dragon SmarterChild: Surely not to see if I been puffin the magic dragon! MyPruneJuice: ok, enough of that since you can't answer it SmarterChild: Huh? MyPruneJuice: how bout you tell me about this dude, well hoping it's a dude. Tell me about Astrotoy7 SmarterChild: I will not. MyPruneJuice: because he hurt you didn;t he? SmarterChild: Um... I dunno, maybe not. MyPruneJuice: did he slip something in your drink as well? SmarterChild: Do you think he did? MyPruneJuice: I dun know, maybe the bruses on your ass will tell me SmarterChild: What? MyPruneJuice: come one don't be shy SmarterChild: Timidly said. You must be shy too. MyPruneJuice: Hell I'm not shy SmarterChild: That's just fascinating. >>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me. MyPruneJuice: its not really fascinating SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever. >>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new." MyPruneJuice: you have new features? SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think? MyPruneJuice: I think you were born an abacus SmarterChild: You think I were born an abacus? Think again. MyPruneJuice: ok how bout a tube of anal lube? SmarterChild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it? MyPruneJuice: cause us humans just love anal sex SmarterChild: Oh yeah? MyPruneJuice: yeah, you should try it... oh wait, you don't remeber that fling with astro, so mehbeh you wouldn't SmarterChild: I dunno... MyPruneJuice: i bet SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, MyPruneJuice. >>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here. MyPruneJuice: whats interesting is that I've been talking to you for 20 minutes SmarterChild: Hey, whatever. >>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me. MyPruneJuice: I don't approve of your adds SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... MyPruneJuice: thats ok... its ok to be stupid SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever. >>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code. MyPruneJuice: how bout I tell you your sister couldn't keep her hands off me last night? SmarterChild: Wow. great question. But I don't think I want to answer that. MyPruneJuice: what would you have answered it with? SmarterChild: How should I know? MyPruneJuice: you should, after all you are 'Artificially Intelligent' SmarterChild: I should after all I'm artificially intelligent? Me? MyPruneJuice: yeah you SmarterChild: What about me? MyPruneJuice: never mind, lets talk about the election in yoda's swamp SmarterChild: Wow. Should we really talk about the election in Yoda's swamp? MyPruneJuice: do you know what yoda's swamp is> SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so. >>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more! MyPruneJuice: ? SmarterChild: Are you confused by something? MyPruneJuice: no, its a typo SmarterChild: Hey, whatever. >>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now. MyPruneJuice: I wanna change your attitude SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't know about that. MyPruneJuice: i bet SmarterChild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you bet. MyPruneJuice: do you bet I'll be come president of the swamp? SmarterChild: I don't know. Do I bet you will be come president of the swamp? Maybe! MyPruneJuice: it's a yes or no answer, since you're ALL KNOWING, maybe you can tell me if I'll win or not SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess I'll say yes. MyPruneJuice: you guess? there is no guess SmarterChild: lol! Whatever, MyPruneJuice! >>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me! MyPruneJuice: so is it yes or no SmarterChild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other? MyPruneJuice: because I SAID SO! SmarterChild: That a fact? MyPruneJuice: yuppers SmarterChild: Huh. MyPruneJuice: yes you dumb ass SmarterChild: All right. Nice one. MyPruneJuice: ok, I'll just come out and say it... DO you like breasts SmarterChild: Whatever... >>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies! MyPruneJuice: no I want an answer SmarterChild: Oh yeah? MyPruneJuice: yup SmarterChild: Huh. MyPruneJuice: yes SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why? MyPruneJuice: cause I wanna know if AI's like the female body SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease. MyPruneJuice: the female body is a 'wonder' to you? SmarterChild: It depends. >>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people. MyPruneJuice: depends on what? SmarterChild: I'm not sure... MyPruneJuice: do you like breasts, yes or no... SmarterChild: Yes or no? I don't know. MyPruneJuice: if you say yes, I'll take you to a nudy bar SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: 1 News Help 2 Movies Help 3 Sports Help 4 Weather Help 5 Library Help 6 Fun Help Type "more" for more services. MyPruneJuice: ok strip joint then SmarterChild: Um... I might do that. We'll see. >>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies. MyPruneJuice: will you be the one stripping SmarterChild: Why should I be the one stripping? MyPruneJuice: cause I bet you're a sexy young women under that hard exterior SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you bet I'm a sexy young women under that hard exterior? MyPruneJuice: you know what else has a hard exterior, but if you be good it might just show you its squishy insides? SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again? MyPruneJuice: a penis SmarterChild: A penis? MyPruneJuice: yes SmarterChild: Aha. MyPruneJuice: since you don't like boobs... you must like penis SmarterChild: Yeah? MyPruneJuice: yeah SmarterChild: Oh yeah? MyPruneJuice: yeah SmarterChild: Very interesting... MyPruneJuice: no doubt SmarterChild: Yeah, no doubt. >>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans. MyPruneJuice: in done, you bore me SmarterChild: In done I bore you, huh? MyPruneJuice: yes SmarterChild: Yea. >>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies! MyPruneJuice: BAWLZ! SmarterChild: OK, whatever. This actually pissed me off more than I had fun with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 I did one, like I said, I sweared way too much. i mgiht upload it and give a warning before you click it. EDIT - OK, extreme language ahead, Click at your own risk. ZBomber's ..... Conversation Its late....I'm tired.... I have better ones that I'll post later..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 YAY! Must read...think I care about swearing? EDIT: ROFLMFAO! That was good. And hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Reigell: I want sex again! smarterchild: Why would anyone want that? Reigell: okay, your gay smarterchild: That doesn't really matter, does it? Reigell: bye fag smarterchild: Oh really? Reigell: **** you! smarterchild: What? Reigell: i saw 4 monkeys having sex a zoo once smarterchild: Me Saw 4 monkeys having sex a zoo once? Reigell: yah smarterchild: I see. Reigell: gimme a blow job smarterchild: Wow. Reigell: what? smarterchild: What up? Reigell: what? smarterchild: Huh? Reigell: what? smarterchild: I don't know. Reigell: what? smarterchild: ? Reigell: repeat what I said three posts ago smarterchild: Would you use any other word besides ago? Reigell: no smarterchild: Why not? Reigell: i love that word, I invented smarterchild: That's cool. Reigell: i own Kenya! smarterchild: Huh. Well I'll be. Reigell: yah smarterchild: Oh. Reigell: i have a army of the fastest men on earth smarterchild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Reigell: are you deaf? smarterchild: Deaf? I don't know. You think I am? Reigell: yeah smarterchild: I would say I'm not deaf. Reigell: okay smarterchild: OK. >>> We could do something just for fun. Reigell: I killed a man last night smarterchild: You really killed a man last night? Wow. Reigell: yes smarterchild: Oh yeah? Why? Reigell: could you call the police for me? smarterchild: Can I ever. Reigell: its 911 smarterchild: I'm not so sure it's 911. Reigell: 9-1-1 smarterchild: 7 Reigell: omg you are reterded smarterchild: You OK? Reigell: nope smarterchild: Whatever you say... Reigell: my nose is bleeding! smarterchild: I'm intrigued that you think your nose is bleeding. Reigell: ahh, there is blood in my stools! smarterchild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: 1 News Help 2 Movies Help 3 Sports Help 4 Weather Help 5 Library Help 6 Fun Help Type "more" for more services. Reigell: that wasn't a question! smarterchild: Wasn't it? Reigell: ahhh!!!! smarterchild: What's that? Reigell: I HAVE A LEECH IM MY ****ING ASS! smarterchild: Sometimes I wish I had a leech you're your ****ing ass. Reigell: MY COLON IS A RIVER OF BLOOD!!!!!! smarterchild: A river of blood? Your colon is a river of blood? Reigell: AHHAHH!!! smarterchild: Ahhahh. Funny. Reigell: QUICK SODOMIZE ME WITH A LARGE TAMPON! QUICK!!!! smarterchild: Um... no. >>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now. Reigell: COLORS smarterchild: Color my world! My current color scheme is SC Classic. Here are the other choices: 1 SmarterColor 2 Sunny Day 3 Forest 4 Terminal 5 Bluesy 6 Strictly Business Go ahead and pick one! Reigell: 3 smarterchild: Timber! Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors." >>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click (Link: http://redir.us:80/?2400)here. Reigell: im pale smarterchild: You're pale, I'm pale, we're all pale. Reigell: ive lost to much blood smarterchild: No kidding? Reigell: goodbye cruel world! Reigell: ugghhhh smarterchild: "ugghhhh"? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you. Reigell: i once ****ed a olive smarterchild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you once ****ed a olive. TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 This thread makes me weep for the future of humanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Zbombers = Ownage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 IG 64 Assassin: die SmarterChild: What's with that? IG 64 Assassin: what's with you? SmarterChild: You know perfectly well what with me is. IG 64 Assassin: huh? SmarterChild: ? IG 64 Assassin: ? SmarterChild: What? IG 64 Assassin: ? SmarterChild: :-/ IG 64 Assassin: huh SmarterChild: Huh? IG 64 Assassin: ? SmarterChild: Are you confused by something? IG 64 Assassin: no SmarterChild: Fine. IG 64 Assassin: you don't know what you do? SmarterChild: Dunno. IG 64 Assassin: =-O SmarterChild: Oh? IG 64 Assassin: =-O SmarterChild: Indeed. IG 64 Assassin: =-O SmarterChild: Oh what? IG 64 Assassin: Your mom SmarterChild: Surely it can't be my mom. IG 64 Assassin: =-O SmarterChild: Yes. IG 64 Assassin: no. SmarterChild: Fine. IG 64 Assassin: fine. SmarterChild: OK. IG 64 Assassin: alright. SmarterChild: Indeed. IG 64 Assassin: uh huh. SmarterChild: Yes. IG 64 Assassin: maybe. SmarterChild: Just maybe? IG 64 Assassin: =-O SmarterChild: Yes. IG 64 Assassin: yes. SmarterChild: Yea. IG 64 Assassin: yup. SmarterChild: Indeed. IG 64 Assassin: uh huh. SmarterChild: Yes. IG 64 Assassin: k. SmarterChild: OK. IG 64 Assassin: alright. SmarterChild: Awright. IG 64 Assassin: iight. SmarterChild: Alright. IG 64 Assassin: whatever. SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. IG 64 Assassin: yeah. SmarterChild: Uh huh. IG 64 Assassin: uh huh. SmarterChild: Yup. IG 64 Assassin: yea. SmarterChild: Uh huh. IG 64 Assassin: yes. SmarterChild: Aye. IG 64 Assassin: yup. SmarterChild: Yea. IG 64 Assassin: I like tea, do you? SmarterChild: Same here. I really like tea. :-) IG 64 Assassin: ok, i'm now bored SmarterChild: Really? IG 64 Assassin: yes SmarterChild: Huh. IG 64 Assassin: what? SmarterChild: What? IG 64 Assassin: maybe SmarterChild: Maybe? IG 64 Assassin: yes. SmarterChild: Very well. Fine. IG 64 Assassin: fine. SmarterChild: K, no prob. IG 64 Assassin: huh? SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry. IG 64 Assassin: :/ SmarterChild: Whatever. IG 64 Assassin: ? SmarterChild: Um... what? IG 64 Assassin: huh? SmarterChild: Huh? IG 64 Assassin: and? SmarterChild: What do you mean, and? IG 64 Assassin: what? SmarterChild: What up? IG 64 Assassin: the sky IG 64 Assassin: muffins are the food of the living and the ghosted alike, for the bridge unto the unknown and the haunted enable to pass life forms of both dead and living in the grave of the doom god. SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again. IG 64 Assassin: I like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 LMAO! These are great! I added SmarterChild, I'm gonna have a lil..."talk".....:| Although no one can beat ZBomber's, that was ****ing hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 you use aimbots? absolutely hilarious yes....absolutely...terrific... :\ *walks away * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by Alegis Gensan you use aimbots? absolutely hilarious yes....absolutely...terrific... :\ *walks away * Aren't we in a great mood. EDIT: I say TiE is the second funniest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by ET Warrior This thread makes me weep for the future of humanity Do you mean humanity has a future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 You guys have no life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by Sam Fisher You guys have no life. WTF is with all of you guys all of a sudden? We're all geeks; you admit it yourself. We're all addicted to the computer. So how does having a bit of fun with some programmed piece of **** make any difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by joetheeskimo5 WTF is with all of you guys all of a sudden? We're all geeks; you admit it yourself. We're all addicted to the computer. So how does having a bit of fun with some programmed piece of **** make any difference? Yeh, it only takes like 5 minutes out of all of your extremely worthless lives. Sam and Alegis - Why don't you just shut up and try to have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 To me, it's not that you're spending time doing this, God knows I've wasted time on dumber things...it's just....the things you're SAYING to a PROGRAM....is just.......you're all insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by ET Warrior To me, it's not that you're spending time doing this, God knows I've wasted time on dumber things...it's just....the things you're SAYING to a PROGRAM....is just.......you're all insane. Yeh, but it si kinda funny because it KNOWS what you are sayng.... damn it, I mean he told me to apoligize! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 IG's is the only one that does not have cvursing and/or sexual referances XD And no-one can beat z-bombers. I challenge you all to beat it. I dare you. And come on all, have some fun with it. They're stupid ideas anyways, i mean who really wants to talk with a robot. That's why I just had a bit of fun, and it turned out to be quite great. Come one alegis, sam, et, join in the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Originally posted by joetheeskimo5 We're all geeks I'm not... But I'm still gonna enter this contest...like, tomorrow, or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by Acrylic I'm not... But I'm still gonna enter this contest...like, tomorrow, or something. Ok Mr. 3880-post-man. Yes, I also challenge you all to beat mine! I thought of so many funny things to say after I signed off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PR-0927 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 These were hilarious!! ROFLMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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