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Well, I just wasted 2 hours watching this movie called Doppelganger, and let me tell you, I have no idea whats going anymore.

 

Anyone else seen this abomonation of motion pictures?

 

What movies do you all hate?

 

 

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Dreamcatcher.....awful......awful film. That one new "lake" film..forgot the name.....which had nothing to do with a lake...but about a murder mystery where the dad wants revenge on his daughter's murder..........boring..drawn out...pointless....not to mention....awful ending....

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Originally posted by RpTheHotrod

Dreamcatcher.....awful......awful film. That one new "lake" film..forgot the name.....which had nothing to do with a lake...but about a murder mystery where the dad wants revenge on his daughter's murder..........boring..drawn out...pointless....not to mention....awful ending....

 

Cabin Fever?

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No..the name is... something something Lake.......or something. Some Mafia dad's daughter dies and the dad wants revenge and...

 

 

thinks it's one of his childhood friend's that he grew up with for like 20 years, and kills him...to find out the next morning the "killer" was actually a bunch of kids who was playing with a gun and accidentally shot his daughter

 

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Originally posted by RpTheHotrod

No..the name is... something something Lake.......or something. Some Mafia dad's daughter dies and the dad wants revenge and...

 

 

thinks it's one of his childhood friend's that he grew up with for like 20 years, and kills him...to find out the next morning the "killer" was actually a bunch of kids who was playing with a gun and accidentally shot his daughter

 

Wtf.. Already it sounds boring.

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Originally posted by RpTheHotrod

No..the name is... something something Lake.......or something. Some Mafia dad's daughter dies and the dad wants revenge and...

 

 

thinks it's one of his childhood friend's that he grew up with for like 20 years, and kills him...to find out the next morning the "killer" was actually a bunch of kids who was playing with a gun and accidentally shot his daughter

 

Ohh, Mystic Lake? I didn't see the movie, but I read the first chapter of the book.

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"Mystic River" is the movie you are all looking for. I didn't think it was terrible,.. just overrated.

 

Titanic was the worst movie of all time. Period.

 

The fact that it also happens to be the biggest-grossing movie of all time as well just goes to show you why such awful movies keep getting made.

 

My favorite "Ed Wood-ian movie that is just so very bad that it's great" award goes to a really terrible piece of film called "Road Games"

It stars Stacey Keach and a very young Jamie Lee Curtis,.. and if you ever find it get all your friends together to watch it!

 

HEY! I just found out it's now on DVD!!!! COOL!!! Get it!!!!!!!!!

 

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000844JR/102-2221864-8536152?v=glance#product-details

 

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Originally posted by Sabretooth

Saving Private Ryan. No, I don't say that it was a bad movie, just, I failed to understand it. :indif:

 

pfft ! what kind of a general are you :p !

 

in a nutshell, Saving Private Ryan is about the horrors of war and a tribute to the generation of brave men and womenwho served their countries in WW2 !

 

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Horrible movies :

*Any of those stoopid Martin Lawrence movies.... Black Knight my a$$ :p

 

*chick movies : say it isnt so, bring it on, all that shyte

 

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Ha! You guys don't know bad until you've seen the pile of sh*t known as ....

 

CALIGULA

 

 

I came across this in my parents porn collection(!) when I was around 14(!!). I heard that this was meant to be the worst movie of all time, Ebert says it's the only movie he's ever walked out of, it was supposed to be filled with hardcore sex scenes, etc. But nothing could prepare me for what happened next.

 

There was incest, rape, gay sex (I'm OK with gays but I did NOT want to see them ... you know), necrophilia and the thankfully light scenes of bestiality. It would probably make Ed Gein look away in disgust. Now I've never had anything against sex/nudity in films (Salma Hayek in Desperado :naughty: ) but that was taking it too far.

The acting was painfully bad, the sets mostly all looked the same, historical innacuracy was high (a lawnmower decapitation machine in ancient Rome?) in the script was crap and the editor was probably under the influence of some sort of narcotic substance. I mean we have sex scenes in the middle of extreme voilence and even sometimes in the middle of dialoge. WTF?

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Even though it hasn't come out, I think that the new Baby Geniuses (sp?) movie is going to kill the rest of the movie season...

 

I agree with Titanic sucking huge...uh...thingies.

 

Daredevil would have been great if it had come out before the first Spider-Man movie. I still liked it though. I understand that they're making another one?

 

AvP sucked. Sorry to whomever actually liked it. As I said in the AvP thread, there were huge mountains of cheese in that movie. Really could have used some wine.

 

Again, any of the dancing/chick flick/ teenie bopper movies: Save the last Dance, You Drive Me Crazy, etc. should have never been made.

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Originally posted by Evil Dark Jedi

I really hate Freddy vs Jason.All they did (they as in the makers of the movie)was face 2 horror movie characters against each other.

 

I agree, Freddy vs. Jason totally sucked, it was a totally stupid movie.

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Originally posted by Kain

Well, I just wasted 2 hours watching this movie called Doppelganger, and let me tell you, I have no idea whats going anymore.

 

Anyone else seen this abomonation of motion pictures?

 

 

!!!

 

Man, they KILLED that movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000. That episode rocked :D

 

"I knew he was hispanic, but I didn't know he was CUBAN!"

-MST3k joke

 

:D

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Originally posted by obi-wan13

!!!

 

Man, they KILLED that movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000. That episode rocked :D

 

"I knew he was hispanic, but I didn't know he was CUBAN!"

-MST3k joke

 

:D

 

I'll hafta try and find that episode. They tend to blast crap ass movies like that one so hard that I don't quit laughing until they leave the theater.

 

 

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I remember us all sitting down to watch Stigmata after a party for that "scary movie" feeling. What an arty load of predictable, unscary, derivative rubbish.

 

Van Helsing has to be the worst film i have paid to see in a long time.

 

I actually have a soft spot for bad-but-fun films. Usually.

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Originally posted by RpTheHotrod

Dreamcatcher.....awful......awful film. That one new "lake" film..forgot the name.....which had nothing to do with a lake...but about a murder mystery where the dad wants revenge on his daughter's murder..........boring..drawn out...pointless....not to mention....awful ending....

 

Mystic River is that. Its one of the best movies I've seen this year. I personally really liked it. Its really suspenseful. All you gotta do is pay attention to the story!

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