Natty Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Prisoners milk spiders for drugs September 7, 2004 NEW South Wales prison inmates are keeping deadly redback spiders to milk their venom and inject themselves for a hit. The State Opposition also revealed today that some other prisoners managed to cultivate a 40cm marijuana plant in the grounds of another jail. The four "pet" redbacks were discovered at Grafton prison on February 19 this year. Their venom had been milked and watered down to be injected for a high. The marijuana plant was found at Long Bay jail four days later. Figures obtained by the Opposition show weapons in NSW prisons have quadrupled in 12 months, while drug use and jail brewing have doubled. Fifty-five "shivs" (homemade knives) and 78 other weapons, including sharpened paint scrapers and steel spikes, were found in the first quarter of this year. In the same period last year, prison officers found a total of 36 weapons. Marijuana finds escalated from a total of 13g to 33.4g, while there were 46 discoveries of other drugs early in 2004 – exactly double that of last year. "NSW prisons are more like a holiday farm than a prison system," opposition justice spokesman Andrew Humpherson said. Mr Humpherson said despite promises of a crackdown on contraband, prison officers were still not tough enough. "Prison officers are either compromised or corrupted into getting these things in," he said. Agence France-Presse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien426 Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 I thought the whole of Australia was a prison. Maybe I'm just an old fart... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted September 7, 2004 Author Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Alien426 I thought the whole of Australia was a prison. Maybe I'm just an old fart... Well that's true too... Although, my ancestors came here at their own free will. No convict blood in my veins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Alien426 I thought the whole of Australia was a prison. Maybe I'm just an old fart... Bet you I am older than you, but I STILL know where you are coming from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zell Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Yeah, screw Australia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by flint paper Yeah, screw Australia sounds like a job for Debbie... once she's finally finished with Dallas hehehehehe... not that i've seen that film of course... >.> <.< er.... *runs* *hits wall* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Alien426 I thought the whole of Australia was a prison. Maybe I'm just an old fart... Probably. I know I got sent there... on a school field trip... ah crap. I have to ask the admin though, do the mods get criminal background checks done on them before you decide to make us mods (because with me, you basically just said I'm a sensible regular and that was it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi do the mods get criminal background checks done on them Your not SERIOUS are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy Your not SERIOUS are you? No, hence why I hadn't actually asked an admin. Would be funny to think though, that you've given mod powers to someone who theoretically, could be a major hacker who only needs a dozen IP addresses to start seriously screwing up peoples computers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptdc Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Because you can do so much with IPs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by ptdc Because you can do so much with IPs! I know I can ('t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 well, i could give you a hell full of ips... 0.0.0.0 0.0.0.1 0.0.0.2 0.0.0.3 0.0.0.4 0.0.0.5 . . . 0.0.0.255 0.0.1.0 0.0.1.1 . . . 255.255.255.255 ... and that's just ipv4... i could do that for ipv6 too (but you really don't want that...) http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.php/0b78e0a7/how-to-catch-script-kiddies.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 you see there’s an infamous cult classic porn film called ‘Debbie does Dallas’. in this film the heroine of the story, Debbie, travels to dallas. she’s an aspiring something or other. well she ends up having sex with everyone she meets... thus the title, 'debbie does dallas' and that’s why my joke was funny … i’ll get my coat … i didn’t wear a coat today I’ll just go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptdc Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Don't forget to hang your head in shame ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted September 8, 2004 Author Share Posted September 8, 2004 YAY Debbie Does Dallas *insert cheering emoticon* I met some wonderful transexual prostitutes one night, drunk off my face, wandering the streets of St Kilda (the redlight district of Melbourne) anyway to cut a long story short, I just ended up chatting to a couple of them for like an hour. They thought me and my friend were fantastic, we got lost and we ended up in Tranny Ally (it's not really called Tranny Alley... it's just all the transexual prostitutes hang out in this carpark behind a supermarket which backs onto a laneway) Anyway, we had no idea how to get back to this club we were meeting some other people there, but for some reason we knew how to get to Tranny Alley... we ended up being late, only because we were having such a fantastic time talking to these lovely prostitutes. After that, I always felt bad about driving down there to laugh at them I was so ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Siv you see there’s an infamous cult classic porn film called ‘Debbie does Dallas’. Round about here is where you lost all credibility. The thing about jokes that only a handful of people get is that, for that handful of people, they'll love it. Now that you've explained it, it's less special to them. Oh, and explaining a joke is never a good thing anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 maybe the real joke was me explaining the first joke. of course now i've said that, i'm now explaining that joke... oh well, credibility is overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mort-Hog Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 Perhaps Australia should just send all their criminals to some island. like Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 Hah! Imigrants? Asylum Seekers? Where would we put Australian convicts? To work at the Royal Mail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted September 11, 2004 Author Share Posted September 11, 2004 Originally posted by Mort-Hog Perhaps Australia should just send all their criminals to some island. like Britain. Fabulous idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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