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Spider AL

Worst death?  

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  1. 1. Worst death?

    • Hopelessly drowning in sewage
      3
    • Thirty-second decapitation with rusty cutlery
      5
    • Being staked out in the desert after having your eyelids removed
      6
    • A hot poker up the yinyang
      1
    • Other (Please Specify)
      17


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Still only one vote for the hot poker in the bottom? It's darned painful I'll have you know! HORRIBLE death. Edward II of England was killed this way, so goes the story. Nasty death. Took a long time. Vote for it!

 

I've been doing some research. Physicians in the past have said that crucifixion is the most painful and distressing way to die. Long death, that.

 

On the other hand, gun-aficionados have maintained that being shot in the abdomen is the most painful way to die.

 

But is pain all there is to a horrible death? Surely psychological torture is worse...

Posted
Originally posted by DarthBuzzard

If my teachers don't shut up, then I may HAVE the urge to burn down the school...:mad:

Ive had that urge since kindergarten, somebody actually lit the girls bathroom on fire on purpose and they didn't get expelled. I bet getting expelled was what they were going for, or maybe just burning down the school.
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Originally posted by Spider AL

Still only one vote for the hot poker in the bottom? It's darned painful I'll have you know! HORRIBLE death. Edward II of England was killed this way, so goes the story. Nasty death. Took a long time. Vote for it!

 

I've been doing some research. Physicians in the past have said that crucifixion is the most painful and distressing way to die. Long death, that.

 

On the other hand, gun-aficionados have maintained that being shot in the abdomen is the most painful way to die.

 

But is pain all there is to a horrible death? Surely psychological torture is worse...

Ouchie!

>_>

This thread is getting weirder and weirder. :p

 

TiE

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Why are you people voting other? what could be worse than first having your eye lids cut off, so that not only are your eyes covered in blood, they begin to crack and bleed them selfs due to a lack of lubrication, which will cause you to go blind in several short hours, than you are staked out in the desert to die from dehidration or bleeding to death in the heat of the sun, if some animal does not reach you first. That my friend, is worse that having your head cut off, drownding or any other on that list, because it takes way more time and more pain over that period if time which would come to utter anguish.

 

ACK.

Posted
Originally posted by ZDawg

Why are you people voting other? what could be worse than first having your eye lids cut off, so that not only are your eyes covered in blood, they begin to crack and bleed them selfs due to a lack of lubrication, which will cause you to go blind in several short hour...

 

That reminds me, a kid in my religion class got hit in the head with a volley ball last week, and it detatched his cornea, and now hes lost his site in his right eye. : /

 

TiE

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Why hasn't anyone posted quartering yet?

 

Its one of the Spanish Inqusition's prefered methods. Tie each seperate limbs to 4 stallions, face the stallions in opposite directions, and crack a whip. Nice and bloody.

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Old Dutch naval punishments rock.

 

Keel tugging, in example - a person is, held by a rope, shoved around the underside oif a ship. In addition of being barely able to hold your breath, there's also a lot of splinters in your back. Oh, and the shel;ls that are attached to the bottom tend to scrape open your back as well.

 

Another old punishment, although not lethal, was to stake a knife, through the palm of someone's hand, into the masts' wood. The person qould not be given any food or drink, and his other hand would be tied to his back. The only way for such a person to stay alive, was too rip his hand off the knife.

 

Come to think of it, us Dutchies rocked at punishments. :D

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Originally posted by GothiX

Old Dutch naval punishments rock.

 

Keel tugging, in example - a person is, held by a rope, shoved around the underside oif a ship. In addition of being barely able to hold your breath, there's also a lot of splinters in your back. Oh, and the shel;ls that are attached to the bottom tend to scrape open your back as well.

 

Blistering barnicles! :p

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Papercut the webbings of your toes and fingers, pour boiling honey all over the wounds, and get some bullet ants to chew on the honey:D

 

Old English hot chair. Its a large metal chair, usually like a throne, covered in spikes on the seat and back. The strapes used to hold down the arms, legs, and chest are also covered in spikes. Then a fire is lit underneath the chair to heat the spikes.

 

Ooo, I love the History Channel.

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Originally posted by Kain

Papercut the webbings of your toes and fingers, pour boiling honey all over the wounds, and get some bullet ants to chew on the honey:D

 

Old English hot chair. Its a large metal chair, usually like a throne, covered in spikes on the seat and back. The strapes used to hold down the arms, legs, and chest are also covered in spikes. Then a fire is lit underneath the chair to heat the spikes.

 

Ooo, I love the History Channel.

 

Bullet ants = BAD

Posted
Originally posted by IG-64

Bullet ants = BAD

 

GOOD GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW!!!

 

Thank you IG, for proving I'm not mad...well, as mad as everyone would like to believe.

Posted
Originally posted by Kain

GOOD GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW!!!

 

Thank you IG, for proving I'm not mad...well, as mad as everyone would like to believe.

 

I watched a special on bullet ants once :D

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