jon_hill987 Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Well it's getting to that time of year again, my friend just sent this to santaclaus@hotmail.com as a joke. I found it funny so thought I'd post it here. Dear Santa I have been very good all year, as you know, I brushed my teeth twice a day and even cleaned behind my ears (can you see there because you can see everywhere cant you?). How are the elves and the missus, I am fine. Anyways down to business... I want: A beer fridge A Pony Some cherry bombs My own island Ice cream A tank Pop star malibu Stacey + Stacey's tourbus with matching wallpaper 101 dalmation puppies (or the fur coat) My daddy to come home for christmas My mummy to come home for christmas Anyways I hope you get this man, sincerely yours, your biggest fan, Stan, he was going to send it to santa@hotmail.com but his inbox is full! Edit: anyone else sent a stupid letter to santa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightNinja Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 santa doesnt exist!!! DOH! DONT READ!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted November 6, 2004 Author Share Posted November 6, 2004 Yes I know that, I just think it is funny that some idiot has that email address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Originally posted by jon_hill987 Yes I know that, I just think it is funny that some idiot has that email address. I'd say he's lucky. It's hard to get a name thats not taken. Originally posted by jon_hill987 he was going to send it to santa@hotmail.com but his inbox is full! Santa shold get Gmail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Yes: Dear Santa, Get a real job and a hair cut. Yours faithfully Matt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Dear Santa, Visit Lucasforums or I shall murder you!!! Yours, Rahul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 "Dear Santana, I really liked your album, the one from the 60s with the guitar and stuff, and you were cool at woodstock....I think that was where I was conceived later dude A." mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Dear santa, this year I would like A flamethrower crate of 50 grenades A nuclear bomb several chainguns Armoured Truck Tank A PS2 a PSP an Ipod Thanks in advance, Anthony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GothiX Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Originally posted by Anthony Dear santa, this year I would like A flamethrower crate of 50 grenades A nuclear bomb several chainguns Armoured Truck Tank A PS2 a PSP an Ipod Thanks in advance, Anthony You'd probably get a copy of DooM3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Originally posted by Anthony Dear santa, this year I would like A flamethrower crate of 50 grenades A nuclear bomb several chainguns Armoured Truck Tank an Ipod Thanks in advance, Anthony Now thats a perfect list. XD Heres my letter. Dear Santa, I've been a good boy this year so I could get lots of gifts from you, so I want : Geforce 6800 GT OC 3.4 GHz Pentium 4 Processor 512MB RAm If you don't get me these things, I'll come round to your house, kick your elves and scream like a little girl. Your greatest fan, Michael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Dear santa, I sure hope you get funny e-mail once in a while. Alegis XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Dear Santa: HOLA PORFAVOR I AM JUAN VALDEZ I HAVE COME TO SPREAD COFFEE BEANS AND WOE! I REQUEST 3 MILLION POUNDS OF COFFEE BEANS AND WOE BECAUSE I AM RUNNING LOW! PS:Get gmail you wierdo Signed, JUAN VALDEZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOutrider Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Santa I want a... 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001$ dollar bill and a chicken that plays with pickles If you don't give it to me ill tell everybody I know your email address! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Originally posted by Astrotoy7 "Dear Santana, I really liked your album, the one from the 60s with the guitar and stuff, and you were cool at woodstock....I think that was where I was conceived later dude A." Is your middle name "Supernatural" Astro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Is there an easterbunny@hotmail.com address too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Originally posted by Dave Grohl Is your middle name "Supernatural" Astro? *phew* somoene got it I was afeared that was an old person joke and it would be just a cpl of us old farts who would know what I was talkin about mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Dear Santa WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP! K, to my list: I wanna be the Emperor of the World. Fix it! I wanna be a sith, cause jedis sucks. A lightsaber! em...stormtroopers Yours /weider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider AL Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 So basically Weider, you're asking santa to turn you into this: for Christmas? Eh, each to his own I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Yes Why not? No..I want more of the hayden look...since I actually look a bit like Hayden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider AL Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 I actually look a bit like HaydenOh... I... I'm sorry. I had no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weiderudare Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 Originally posted by Spider AL Oh... I... I'm sorry. I had no idea. Girls say I look hot Hayden looks hot I am Hayden:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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