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Several suggested that federal money be allocated to fund brain-mapping studies into the physical effects of pornography.

 

hurray, more tax money being wasted on STUPID ****!

 

 

The panelists all agreed that the government should fund health campaigns to educate the public about the dangers of pornography.

they did this in 65, it was called Perversion for Profit, the thing is though, it was an obvious bull**** campaign of lies and idiocy.

 

Queen acknowledges she can name people who have compulsive and destructive behavior centered on pornography, but argues that can happen with other activities, such as gambling and shopping.

 

and I can tell you I know kids addicted to school. :eek: LET'S SPEND TAX MONEY STUDYING THE EFFECTS SCHOOL HAS ON THE BRAIN! -_-

 

 

Queen also criticized the methodology behind research showing that pornography stimulates the brain like drugs do, saying the research needs to take into account how sex itself stimulates the brain.

I believe most of these studies were speaking about ejaculation itself, which does happen during sex. :x

 

masturbation and sex are pretty much the same thing, just ones with a hand the others with a *woohoo*.

 

Studies intended to show the harmful effects of pornography must contend with ethical rules prohibiting harm to human subjects

the only harm I see coming from masturbation is the guy that forgets the lotion and gets a rash.

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This is dedicated to those wonderful wankers who are desperately trying to cure our addiction to porn.

 

Da Vinci's Notebook - Internet Porn

 

Back in the not too distant past

When I would need a quick repast

Or a temporary break from my agenda

 

Up to the bedroom I would head

Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed

And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda

 

My alternatives were slim

If I tried to find another source for sin

I'd have to hang out with the losers in the backroom of my local video store

 

But last month I finally made the call

I got a brand new cable modem installed

And it opened up the floodgates of a whole new universe of INTERNET PORN

 

Internet porn: Roman orgy scenes

Internet porn: Dominatrix queens

Internet porn: Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep

 

Internet porn: Gross anatomy

Internet porn: Pam and Tommy Lee

Internet porn: When you're given so much to choose from who has time to sleep?

 

Honestly honey, I dunno how the link got on there!

 

After my girlfriend goes to sleep

And I get out of bed and down the hall I creep

So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3 or 4

 

You'll always find me in that same tableau

Silloueted by my monitor's warm glow

And absorbing all the bounty from the cornocopia of INTERNET PORN

 

Internet porn: Barely legal teens

Internet porn: Naughty figurines

Internet porn: Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men

 

Internet porn: Erotic Asian art

Internet porn: Guys with extra parts

Internet porn: I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again!

 

Internet porn: Male-in-love.com

Internet porn: There's my neighbor's mom

Internet porn: Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs

 

Internet porn: Massage le crevage

Internet porn: Oh de' toi menage

Internet porn: Every kind of smut from every corner of the earth!

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It is the viewer's fault that he/she cannot control their so-called "addiction" to pornography, not the pornography itself. There are many people in this world leading healthy, balanced, and controlled lives who view pornography. What do the pschologists say about them?

 

On a further note, it is disconcerting at how our society (especially the media) places all the blame upon external forces such as pornography or video games, and yet depict human beings as innocent and inculpable.

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I like how the opposing side gives no arguments except that it's dishonourable to women. (Why not men?)

 

I do understand this, though, as when I had the same opinions I also only had 'a feeling' to back them up. Then I learned the facts about it. I still have no desire to watch porn, though...(sorry, IS ;))

 

I won't go into the details, but here's a fun fact: Pornography is the only industry in the world (or the Western world, at least) where women are ALWAYS better paid (at least 4 times as much) and nearly always the ones in charge over men.

 

"Pornography really does, unlike other addictions, biologically cause direct release of the most perfect addictive substance," Satinover said. "That is, it causes masturbation, which causes release of the naturally occurring opioids. It does what heroin can't do, in effect."

 

That argument is just AMAZING. It's stating that pornography causes masturbation (rather than the other way around). And masturbation "causes the release of the naturally occurring opioids [which is] what heroin can't do..."

 

Wow. Just, wow.

 

Let me dejargonize this for the benefit of our incompletely educated viewers out there. Satinover is saying that masturbation makes you feel very, very good, in a natural way that heroin can only imitate (implying that this makes masturbation more dangerous). This is completely true, sans the implications. Satinover is actively presenting his argument in such a way as to deceive his readers (which is a fact which should surprise no one, if you click the link to his home page). If Satinover's implication was correct (that, [All this], and thusly pornography is bad), then sex MUST be bad also, because it has the exact same effects as the ones he listed for masturbation. This also equivocates sex to heroin in the exact same way as masturbation is being equivocated to heroin. So, if you agree with Satinover, then you must also believe that sex (ANY sex) is more dangerous than heroin. Which, if you do, uh, go you. But we DO sort of need it for our race to continue to survive.

 

I'd be very curious as to whether Satinover claims to be a Christian, considering his deceptiveness.

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Originally posted by Redwing

I like how the opposing side gives no arguments except that it's dishonourable to women. (Why not men?)

as I pointed out earlier. :)

 

Originally posted by Redwing

I still have no desire to watch porn, though...(sorry, IS ;))

I don't give a crap what you do :p. Your life, do as you wish. :)

 

 

Originally posted by Redwing

fun fact: Pornography is the only industry in the world (or the Western world, at least) where women are ALWAYS better paid (at least 4 times as much) and nearly always the ones in charge over men.

this is very true :D HURRAY! ( of course I knew that for a long time :xp: )

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Originally posted by Redwing

I like how the opposing side gives no arguments except that it's dishonourable to women. (Why not men?)

I haven't said it wasn't dishonourable for men, I just was rather tired and forgot to add those six letters. Still, I see sex as the ultimate form of love between two individuals, and I don't think it's right to share that with the rest of the world.

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pRon ROXXORZZ whats in my BOXXORZZ :p

 

But seriously, I dont mind admitting I am very fond of porn. My gf also isnt vehemently opposed to it :D

 

 

However, I think anything that starts to interfere with your relationships and work is dangerous. This is the case with any addiction, whether it be porn, gambling, alcohol or drugs...

 

Something I am addicted to that I just cant quit :

COCA COLA ! (and its many associated varieties!!)

 

and this is ruining my relationship with my dentist :D

 

mtfbwya

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this guy is saying that sex is worse than using drugs, okay that is the stupidest thing I have heard in a long time. Sex is natural, but drugs actually cause alot of harm to the people that use them and those around them. stupid@$$! :confused:

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