obi Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 I was at the mall the other day doing some last-minute shopping when I came across a small boy. He was dressed in what might as well have been rags, and he looked like he had not had a bath in a few days. He was leaning face-first against the wall and it looked like he was crying. I walked up to him and said "Excuse me, son, what's the matter?" He turned to me with huge tears in his eyes. He held out a $100 bill in his hand and said "I had two of these. My dad is a horrible mean drunk, and he is too sorry to get out and do the shopping, so I got together what I had been saving up to get my family Christmas presents. A minute ago, a man came by and took one of my $100 bills." "My gosh," I thought. "Why didn't you yell for help?" I asked the young boy. "Well, sir.....I did." He answered. "I've been around for a while, and I didn't hear anything. How loud did you yell?" I asked him. "Like this, sir" And he let out a small yelp that I myself, standing right beside him, had to strain to hear. "Is that the loudest you can yell, son?" I asked. "Yes sir, it is" He answered with tears in his eyes. So I took his other $100 bill.
Pie™ Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 heh. uh wait, didn't you post this last christmas too? Anways, still a funny story
obi Posted December 21, 2004 Author Posted December 21, 2004 You know, I probably did............In fact, I do remember posting it somewhere......I thought it was a different Message board though.....oh well, we have a lotta newbs this year =P
Acrylic Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Great story. and yeah, i think you did post it last year, but I almost totally forgot about it. Thanks for the refresher!
Lady Jedi Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 ROFL!! That's good stuff! I wasn't really around last year so that's new to me. Here I was thinking that it was actually a meaningful story; oh, how wrong I was. Nicely done, man, I needed a good laugh.
ZBomber Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 I remembered you posted it when I saw the word son.... Still funny though.
Elijah Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 That was almost funny, and sad at the same time... Yea, Im gonna go with sad.
Darth Groovy Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Bah, the classics never die. Good story obi!
IG-64 Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 I remember this from last year. It's very mean and evil.
ET Warrior Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 I figured it'd be the same story as last year when I read the thread title I still laugh though, because it's freakin AWESOME!
narfblat Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 I'm so sad... that I wasn't active here when he first posted that.
Doomie Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 *sniff* that story shows everyhting what the true christmas spirit is all about... j/k. I like it.
Dath Maximus Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 You are an evil evil man. And you've not been returning my calls. I'm starting to think I need to find a new partner to help me use the Geraldo mask with. There have been a few times where the geraldo mask woulda helped i think youve abandoned the dath
Mike Windu Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 Ah... old but still great... I remember this from last year ^_^ Nice job digging it up again Obes.
Rogue15 Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 I also remember this from last year. Hell, i knew what it was gonna be before i even clicked the thread. amazing!
Mike Windu Posted December 22, 2004 Posted December 22, 2004 You too eh? Wouldn't happen to have anymore would you?
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