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congrats cracken!

 

i had my evaluation at walmart, and i did good, so i'm getting a raise which will take effect on the 19th. a 6-month raise and another raise for completing my technician packet.

 

going to go see Chronicles of Narnia tonight. :) hopefully it's better than the BBC series.

 

Didn't get anything on the last day of deer season. =\ didn't see anything either..

 

umm...there's always archery season. and i need ALOT of practice w/the bow. mainly need 100 arrows. enchanted arrows.

 

I might go out and try to kill some squirrels tomorrow.

 

edit: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe was awesome. I like it as much, if not more than LoTR. :)

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You were raped by Zoomie?

No... it's just that every time I try to make a move on a woman, she seems to disappear so fast that I hit the floor with a thud and a startled look on my face.

 

 

Reminds of the old joke I once heard about the guys who got their buddy rip-roaring drunk at his bachelor party, and then told him that there was a hot babe waiting upstairs for him. It turns out it was a blow-up sex doll.

 

After a few minutes, their buddy comes back down looking somewhat confused.

 

"Hey man, how'd it go up there."

 

"Well, she was kinda quiet, but I put all my best moves on her, and it was all going pretty well, until I nibbled her on the neck..."

 

"What happened then?"

 

"Uh... well then she farted and jumped out the window."

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Uuuhm.

 

I recently met a girl from slovenia. She has a summerhouse in croatia. Her familiy lives in italy, and she went to school in canada. Now she's studying in germany. She asked me if I could fix her computer because she cannot send emails anymore. An english windows with slovenian outlook. -- Oh, her name is Aja, which she says is a japanese name. ^^

 

However, japanese names tend to mean something, does anyone know what this one means?

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Cute. :dozey: Fortunately, I was able to work out the location of your little camera from the clip and it is now cut into pieces...

 

Ike: Congrats! :D Raise them to be fast, twisty and bold proper fighter pilots.

 

My love life? :max: The balloon notwithstanding, it is remarkably dead. Chicks dig me and all, but I'm mentally in a place where not many can understand me for my true self. Most just think I'm funny, a few probably think I'm crazy, and there might be one or two in the world who recognize me for the quantum radiance sex god that I am. Anymore...I have to seek out the patience to figure out which of the three a given female might be.

 

My love life would probably improve if I went out and drank more, but I don't have the patience for that either. :dozey: Meh. *(Shrugs.)*

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It's getting close enough to the end of this year for this question to be asked:

 

What are we doing with this thread on Jan. 1st?

 

Do we:

 

* Abandon it for "The One Year Thread: 2006 Edition!"

* Abandon it all together and all wander back to our dull, meaningless existences, with the occasional new thread popping up on XWA to briefly distract us from the pointless tedium of our humdrum everyday lives.

* Continue posting to this one and see how many posts we can get on it before we crash the hardware.

* Some other option I haven't yet thought of... (Write-in vote)

 

Personally, I vote for continuing this one. In fact, I wouldn't be opposed to merging the original, aborted one into this one and making a Mega-thread.

 

But chime in on this. If you have an opinion, that is. And if you don't have an opinion, just what the hell are you doing on the Interweb?!??

 

Let us know.

:)

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