RpTheHotrod Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Hey guys. Go rent Dracula 3000 whenever you can and "try" to reach the ending.....the "suprise" ending. The one where it's in SPACE....3000...not 2000. Seriously, I havn't laughed so hard in such a long time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 You mean Dracula 2000, where dracula ends up being judas? that was a terrible movie Up there with Virus and Battlefield Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 The Ring, Ring Two, and Titanic. But yeah Dracula 2000 was ****ing horrible, not just horrible but ****ing horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 That reminds me, has anyone seen "Max Knight, Ultra Spy"? Please inform me if you have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 I hear tell that Dungeons & Dragons = worst movie in human history mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted March 21, 2005 Author Share Posted March 21, 2005 No! I mean Dracula 3000. The one where it's in "space". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by RpTheHotrod No! I mean Dracula 3000. The one where it's in "space". werdage, I saw that at the video shop just yesterday. It had something like "In space there is no sunrise" on it... It was at this point I wondered to myself, "hmm....I wonder how spectacularly crap this is..." mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted March 21, 2005 Author Share Posted March 21, 2005 That's it! Dude, RENT IT OR BUY IT...it's so worth the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 I dunno about the "worst", but old-time video-game based movies suck horribly. Mortal Kombat being their ruler. Battlefield Earth was also t3h w3rd4ge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 I liked Mortal Kombat, but then again I had a thing for that one hot lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith I liked Mortal Kombat, but then again I had a thing for that one hot lady. That one with 4 arms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by XERXES That one with 4 arms? Imagine her crisis without deodrants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 I like to tell myself that The Crow 3: Salvation was only a product of my imagination every night when I go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 ... They made a crow 3? Sweet crap, I didn't think enough narcotics existed to create that. The Crow was awesome, but the crow 2 sucked. When Brandon died, the crow died with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith ... They made a crow 3? Sweet crap, I didn't think enough narcotics existed to create that. The Crow was awesome, but the crow 2 sucked. When Brandon died, the crow died with him. But at least The Crow 2 had Iggy. Number 3 had nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Dracula 2000 Yet if you are like me, you will find some humor in this. Some idiot convinced a producer that this would make a good flim. YET it failed on nearly EVERY level, which is the reasons Vampire video game movies are so popular now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toms Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by Astrotoy7 "In space there is no sunrise" on it... heh heh.... sounds similar to Jason X and Hellraiser 4 where they took them into space. In space there is no night! Dracula is going down... MK rocked, in a very cheesy kind of way. Mostly due to the theme music. DO you mean the US or the original Ring movies? I still haven't seen the US version of the Ring, but it seems from the trailers that the US version of Ring 2 has a totally different plot to the original ring 2. THis is getting confusing.... Worst movie ever = Stigmata. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Originally posted by toms DO you mean the US or the original Ring movies? I still haven't seen the US version of the Ring, but it seems from the trailers that the US version of Ring 2 has a totally different plot to the original ring 2. THis is getting confusing... The US ring 2 is something the company BS'd up. Seems a bit like the bastard child of Ringu 0 and Ringu 2, but sucks even more. Why oh why can't we get the actual scary movies japan makes. Instead we get their meh stuff. Audition is killer (gah, pun) when you don't know the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted March 21, 2005 Share Posted March 21, 2005 Actually you are all quite wrong. The Blair Witch Project is the absolute worst thing ever printed on film in the history of life. Runners up: The English Patient Joe Dirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt-Man Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 nope, the worst movie of all time is big trouble in little china, i mean come on, the coolest guy dies by getting so mad he blows up, it's so dumb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Superbabies 2. I never watched it, but I just feel it in my bones, it is the worst movie ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nalukai Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Captain America < All CrossRoads (dont f*ckin ask) comes in close second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by Curt-Man nope, the worst movie of all time is big trouble in little china, i mean come on, the coolest guy dies by getting so mad he blows up, it's so dumb! Actually that movie is one of my favorite guilty pleasures. The movie is so off beat and wierd, you HAVE to love it. Anyone who likes off beat horror/fantasy, should also check out these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toms Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by Curt-Man nope, the worst movie of all time is big trouble in little china, i mean come on, the coolest guy dies by getting so mad he blows up, it's so dumb! I think you may have missed the point. It is a tongue in cheek comedy homage after all... They Live rules... not so sure about the others though (don't remember anything memorable about deep rising at all...) ----- The US ring 2 is something the company BS'd up. Seems a bit like the bastard child of Ringu 0 and Ringu 2, but sucks even more. Why oh why can't we get the actual scary movies japan makes. Instead we get their meh stuff. Audition is killer (gah, pun) when you don't know the end. Darn. I was gonna go and watch ring 2 (us version) at the weekend. I knew it wouldnt be much good, but what the heck. But i havn't seen Ringu 0 yet (which is supposed to be a lot better than Ringu 2) so i don't want to spoil it. I hate audition... that end bit is just too freaky for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylilin Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Originally posted by Astrotoy7 I hear tell that Dungeons & Dragons = worst movie in human history mtfbwya That is exactly what I came into this thread to say, D&D was the worst movie ever...even worse if you are familiar with Dungeons and Dragons in any way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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