BongoBob Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 You do know Capn, that as pope, you can't get any? BTW, according to what I heard he hasn't croaked yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vikinor Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 CapN you also have to be Catholic. I would NOT want to be pope. Any guesses on exactly how long he has left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by VikingLarz CapN you also have to be Catholic. I would NOT want to be pope. Any guesses on exactly how long he has left? I am the pope, dammit. And I don't "have" to do anything. You're not going to boss the pope around, are you? No. And yes, I have several guesses as to how long he has left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by CapNColostomy I am the pope, dammit. And I don't "have" to do anything. You're not going to boss the pope around, are you? No. And yes, I have several guesses as to how long he has left. According to prophecy, after John Paul II dies there will be one more pope, you, who dies shortly after elected. After that, the Anti Christ is elected as the final Pope. Therefore, I elect myself as a canidate to role of Evil Incarnate. I assume no one will be contrary, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 I predict he'll be dead by the end of today. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by Tyrion After that, the Anti Christ is elected as the final Pope. Therefore, I elect myself as a canidate to role of Evil Incarnate. I assume no one will be contrary, right? But I thought Howard Stern and Marilyn Manson were already the anti Christ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 I'm the anti-christ, I can turn wine back into water, and unfeed you for 40 days, and reverse all the other things Jesus did. Infact you all have leprosy now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Pfft, nice going. I already HAD leprosy. What else you got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by CapNColostomy Pfft, nice going. I already HAD leprosy. What else you got? No, his leprosy powers seem to have worked on me... going to pee in the morning will hurt like Hell... Besides, I'm the true anti-christ. You know why? It's because I'm crafty enough to not let the entire world know of my powers, unlike another imposter I know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nalukai Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 as of 2:30 am the pope is on the evrge of deatrh but still hanging in there. His breathing has shallowed to a bare minimum and his kidneys and heart are failing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by CapNColostomy Pfft, nice going. I already HAD leprosy. What else you got? I can make you blind, rebreak your legs, shift your spinal colum back into a distorted place where after standing up for more than 5 minutes you'll collapse on yourself and die looking like meat jell-o. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Some anti Christ you'd make. I can do all that **** with a 30 pack of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Cardinal Ignatius Glick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by InsaneSith Cardinal Ignatius Glick. Why do I get the feeling that the Anti Christ is going to be Buddy Christ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by Tyrion Why do I get the feeling that the Anti Christ is going to be Buddy Christ? Because Azrael has it all planned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nalukai Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 CATHOLICISM.... WOW!!!!!!!1 Dont forget to bless ur golf clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 If you vote for me as your new Pope, I promise I'll be a perfect holy gentleman by day, but by night I'll be cruising around in my Popemobile, catching villains with my Popearang and my trusty sidekick Cardinal-Boy! Vote Pie for Pope in 05! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•-BLaCKouT-• Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Originally posted by Pie™ I'll be a perfect holy gentleman by day, but by night I'll be cruising around in my Popemobile, catching villains with my Popearang and my trusty sidekick Cardinal-Boy! But that's exactly what JPII did. I was under the impression they were after someone with different super-powers this time? B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 I am not sure I like the direction this thread is going. Mind you, I am not Catholic, but Pope John Paul HAS done quite a few impressive things in his life, and definitely made a difference. I will elaborate on that later. Let's show the guy some respect ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Nice Catholic bashing thread. However, I also heard that "one more pope" thing. Anyone know how this got around in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeskywalker1 Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Yesterday I read that the pope had 24-48 hours to live. Like Sith, I doubt he has the rest of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeKatarn Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 I'm not voteing for any of you to be pope. Wanna know why? Because I'm a Morman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vikinor Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 So that Cardinal dude is gonna be the new Pope? I had already decided to myself LONG before this thread that I was going to be the Pope.......someday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy867 Posted April 2, 2005 Author Share Posted April 2, 2005 From what I've been hearing, during the Conclave, there is a very good chance that a cardinal from Africa is going to be the next Pope. (The Church would take anyone over an American Cardinal, despite one Cardinal who has proven himself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 NO. You give atheists a bad name, show some compassion for your fellow man ~ET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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