Breton Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 Buy a girlfriend here! Single and looking? Look no more - now is your chance to buy a "girlfriend" right here on eBay. The winning bidder will receive letters, real photos, underwear and more from their girl. This isn't a joke - if you win, you'll receive a handwritten letter monthly from your sweetheart, gifts, things of hers including her underwear, and you'll finally be able to show everyone your wonderful girl. How much would you be willing to pay to know that you are guaranteed a great woman? Your girlfriend will keep in touch for a year - after that you can "renew" her subscription. Happy bidding!! Well, what are ye waiting for? Finally, we can get ourselves a real, living GirlfriendTM! And no need to throw away money on chocolate, flowers and resturant bills!
Tyrion Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 I've got...eh...two girlfriends...who could write letters to me...if I wanted them to...but they can do other....better....things...you know...
Alegis Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 I was looking at some comments on his past auctions Thank you, dogs arrived in mail today. Wtf ?
Hermie Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 This is your chance Sitheh! At least it's the closest you'll ever get...
El Sitherino Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 Seen it before. 2000(1?) there were like 30 of these kinds of things. I think there was even a Law and Order: SVU episode based on the "internet phenomenon".
jon_hill987 Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 hmmm, interesting. you just get letters and gifts right? I think I'll pass...
access_flux Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 theres companies that actually do this ****. they even call you and stuff. its pretty full on.
Boba Rhett Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 Oh man, I'm so nervous. I hope I don't get outbid.
El Sitherino Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 Rhett, whatever happend to your mail-order Russian bride? They forget airholes again?
Darth Groovy Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 I put my gf up on ebay whenever I run out of money. She'd do the same for me.
Mex Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 I put my gf up on ebay whenever I run out of money. She'd do the same for me. The result on both, Bids : 0
TiE23 Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 Ehh... That guy is the one who is going to be sending that stuff. Get a pair of stained and "skid marked" whitey tighties in the mail. OH god!
Writer Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 I was looking at some comments on his past auctions Thank you, dogs arrived in mail today. Wtf ? I don't know which is more disturbing... that one or "Nice pants! Thanks!"
Guest Jed Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 I take offense to the topic of this. We? Speak for yourself. *stalks eBay auctions
Lorden Darkblade Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 I wonder what else we will be able to buy over the internet in the future >_>
Mex Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 I wonder what else we will be able to buy over the internet in the future >_> *Not appropriate* ~LJ
TiE23 Posted August 12, 2005 Posted August 12, 2005 *Imagines in the future that pop ups shock you if you dont click on their link* Owie >__>
Writer Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Yes, and you'll get a doubly strong shock if you have a program that blocks popups... double owie!
Tyrion Posted August 13, 2005 Posted August 13, 2005 Yes, and you'll get a doubly strong shock if you have a program that blocks popups... double owie! I wonder if they could send you a strong enough shock to kill you. Then you'd click on the stupid ads.
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