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The eBay moment we've all been waiting for - buy a girlfriend!


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Buy a girlfriend here!

 

Single and looking?

 

Look no more - now is your chance to buy a "girlfriend" right here on eBay.

 

The winning bidder will receive letters, real photos, underwear and more from their girl.

 

This isn't a joke - if you win, you'll receive a handwritten letter monthly from your sweetheart, gifts, things of hers including her underwear, and you'll finally be able to show everyone your wonderful girl.

 

How much would you be willing to pay to know that you are guaranteed a great woman?

 

Your girlfriend will keep in touch for a year - after that you can "renew" her subscription.

 

Happy bidding!!

 

Well, what are ye waiting for? Finally, we can get ourselves a real, living GirlfriendTM! And no need to throw away money on chocolate, flowers and resturant bills!

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I've got...eh...two girlfriends...who could write letters to me...if I wanted them to...but they can do other....better....things...you know...

 

:dozey:

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Ehh... That guy is the one who is going to be sending that stuff. Get a pair of stained and "skid marked" whitey tighties in the mail. OH god!

 

:barf:

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I was looking at some comments on his past auctions

 

Thank you, dogs arrived in mail today.

 

Wtf ?

 

 

I don't know which is more disturbing... that one or "Nice pants! Thanks!"

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I take offense to the topic of this. We? Speak for yourself. :p

 

 

*stalks eBay auctions

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Yes, and you'll get a doubly strong shock if you have a program that blocks popups... double owie!

 

I wonder if they could send you a strong enough shock to kill you.

 

Then you'd click on the stupid ads.

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