Breton Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Buy a girlfriend here! Single and looking? Look no more - now is your chance to buy a "girlfriend" right here on eBay. The winning bidder will receive letters, real photos, underwear and more from their girl. This isn't a joke - if you win, you'll receive a handwritten letter monthly from your sweetheart, gifts, things of hers including her underwear, and you'll finally be able to show everyone your wonderful girl. How much would you be willing to pay to know that you are guaranteed a great woman? Your girlfriend will keep in touch for a year - after that you can "renew" her subscription. Happy bidding!! Well, what are ye waiting for? Finally, we can get ourselves a real, living GirlfriendTM! And no need to throw away money on chocolate, flowers and resturant bills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I've got...eh...two girlfriends...who could write letters to me...if I wanted them to...but they can do other....better....things...you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightNinja Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 omg..this is...uh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I was looking at some comments on his past auctions Thank you, dogs arrived in mail today. Wtf ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Well... Uh... Where do I sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 This is your chance Sitheh! At least it's the closest you'll ever get... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Seen it before. 2000(1?) there were like 30 of these kinds of things. I think there was even a Law and Order: SVU episode based on the "internet phenomenon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 you kidding me right? jajajajajaj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 hmmm, interesting. you just get letters and gifts right? I think I'll pass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
access_flux Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 theres companies that actually do this ****. they even call you and stuff. its pretty full on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 you fugging kidding me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Oh man, I'm so nervous. I hope I don't get outbid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Rhett, whatever happend to your mail-order Russian bride? They forget airholes again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I put my gf up on ebay whenever I run out of money. She'd do the same for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I put my gf up on ebay whenever I run out of money. She'd do the same for me. The result on both, Bids : 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Ehh... That guy is the one who is going to be sending that stuff. Get a pair of stained and "skid marked" whitey tighties in the mail. OH god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I was looking at some comments on his past auctions Thank you, dogs arrived in mail today. Wtf ? I don't know which is more disturbing... that one or "Nice pants! Thanks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I take offense to the topic of this. We? Speak for yourself. *stalks eBay auctions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorden Darkblade Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I wonder what else we will be able to buy over the internet in the future >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I wonder what else we will be able to buy over the internet in the future >_> *Not appropriate* ~LJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 *Not appropriate.* ~LJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 *Imagines in the future that pop ups shock you if you dont click on their link* Owie >__> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Yes, and you'll get a doubly strong shock if you have a program that blocks popups... double owie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Yes, and you'll get a doubly strong shock if you have a program that blocks popups... double owie! I wonder if they could send you a strong enough shock to kill you. Then you'd click on the stupid ads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 no you wouldn't... you'd be dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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