Rogue Nine Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 What he said. Eugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jebbers Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 hey obes im just now returning to the forums after like a month of AWOL-ness....so im lost on the happenings of the forums... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 NOTE: THIS IS INTENDED FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY. In no way to I agree that these changes and events in teh real world are good, or necessary. it's political satire. nerd style. Patch Notes The Universe v0.7.98.001.9.2.2005 We are overwhelmed by the response that our new MMORPG, The Universe, has recieved over the past 6-10 billion years of running. At current, on the Earth server, we have now 6.5 billion simultanious connections at anygiven time, which is a definitive record! Thanks for your support! The following chnages have been made, to furthur make The Universe a more enjoyable experience! Thank you for your paitence, and we apologize if any of these sudden changes cause your charcter to be "nerfed"! Events: Hurricane Season: There were some complaints that the world event concerning Hurricanes and typhoons was not challenging enough. this has been addressed. PvP: Balance changes have been made to PvP, to even out the "overpowering" abilities granted by starting in the "United States of America". We're sorry if this effects player intentions in the Iraq Event, but saw it as a necessary adjustment to even the playing field for all participants in PvP. Gameplay changes: the resource oil will now be affected by the Hurricane Season world event, as will it be effected by the ongoing Iraq Event. We are sorry to inconvenience players whom have purchased the SUV type mounts. Leaders of nations whom thier nation is struck by any disaster will have thier response time increased. This was due to complaints that the leaders did not give players enought time to enjoy the events. Players in the United States will continue to have limited rights as the government sees fit. We have discussed this issue at length, and have deemed it necessary to combat hackers and exploiters. North Korea has been given the option to avoid all negotiations. If you are from North Kroea, please go to the nearest city hall to voice an opinion, mearly to have it overriden by the developers. UI Changes: Internally displaced people due to hurricanes are now to be called refuges, even by thier home nations. This was a typo previous. Again, thank you for continuing to enjoy our product! --Divinity Development Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 forgive me obi for i have faltered, i have begun siding with Phreak in my coordinated attacks. there has been a great vaccuum since you left with the geraldo mask, a dark time it has become and congrats on the marriage thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I guess I might as well say welcome back, too. You probably are thinking "who is this guy?" Anyway, I remember your avatar. I think you quit posting around the same time I started. Anywho, Welcome back! The more the merrier, and the swampies seem to be happy to see you. Congrats on the marrage by the way!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 WELCOME BACK OBI And damn, everyone's getting married. Soon I'll be the only bachelor in the forums. Except for Zbomber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeleneRayne Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Congrats man! Welcome to the club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 WELCOME BACK OBI And damn, everyone's getting married. Soon I'll be the only bachelor in the forums. Except for Zbomber Post retry #6 Me too, Women tend to avoid me like the plague. Anywhoo, congrats on the marriage plans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 NOTE: THIS IS INTENDED FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES ONLY. In no way to I agree that these changes... *Reads post* *Checks topic twice* Ermmm...What? Oh, and good luck with that whole married thing obes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 *Reads post* *Checks topic twice* Ermmm...What? Oh, and good luck with that whole married thing obes. Screw up with one of the links. He meant to post that in another thread. Happens from time to time. Anyway... seems Obi hasn't made it back since he posted this.... odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 He got hitched, and is now stuck doing menial tasks, like folding women's underwear! <3 obesss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted September 16, 2005 Author Share Posted September 16, 2005 Hey guys! My dad's been doing sort of bad. He had another stroke and now he has real bad seizures. I'll try to post as much as I can! I love you guys for real! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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