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It was called Half Baked. Hilarious.

Wait, how old are you? That movie has questionable subject matter.

Don't let Jae catch you watching that. :yoda3

 

Ranks right up there with Cheech and Chong then. :D

 

Edit: Aw, CQ, with the Big Bambui thing, my view of your wholesome character has now just gone up in smoke. ;)

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XD Cygnus' I saw that movie when I was in middle school. I hope that isn't too young. :)

 

...Only if you're emulating.

 

But, I'm definately the last person on this planet that should be advising you on this topic.

 

Nickname forever ago was Big Bambui.

 

[EDIT] @Jae. I apologize profusely for projecting that wholesome character.

Please forgive me. Sometimes I do that on accident.

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I thought the first four rocky movies were great, but the fifth was mediocre and i'm afraid that's the same for Rocky Balboa the upcoming movie for the series. Well maybe I won't like it, because I HATE Antonio Tarver.

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my favorite movies in no particular order:

Star Wars - i consider the 6 to be one big movie

LOTR trilogy

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Enter the Dragon - pretty much anything with Bruce Lee really

Sin City

Pulp Fiction

Se7en

Fight Club

Hero - the fight between Jet Li and Donnie Yen blows my mind

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Night of the Living Dead

The Kid With the Golden Arm - one of the best kung fu movies ive ever seen

Snake In Eagles Shadow - one of Jackie Chan's best movies

Drunken Master - another great Jackie Chan movie

Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2

Spaceballs

Young Frankenstein

Iron Monkey - an awesome Donny Yen movie

Neon Genesis Evangelion - not a movie but i loved it none the less

Alien and Aliens

Predator

pretty much any movie with Gordon Liu (Pai Mai in Kill Bill), hes the man

 

the worst movies ive seen:

Gods of Wu-Tang - the plot changed like 8 times and made little to no sense at all

Catwoman - hahahahahaha

Freddy Vs Jason

Alien Vs Predator - so disapointing

pie (i dont know how to make the symbol for pie on a keyboard) - dont see whats so great about it, was really boring imo

Gigli - didnt watch it all but what i saw was horrible. and did ben affleck hit that retarded kid? for some reason i remember that being one part i saw

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You can't go see a movie with the word versus in the title and expect much

 

haha very true. and i just thought of another movie i was very disapointed in, Silent Hill. everything in the movie sucked, except Pyramid Head,

especially when he rips that girls skin clean off her body

 

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Hmm... Like Jae, I'll list my favorites, but unlike her list mine could go on and on and on and on.... ad nauseum (my worst list would probably do the same), so I'll try to narrow it down to one (or two, or three) per genre:

 

-Best:

-Drama-The Godfather I&II, Casablanca

-SciFi-The Empire Strikes Back, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Alien

-Fantasy-Excalibur, LOTR

-Horror-The Shining, Ghost Story

-Mystery/Suspense-The Usual Suspects

-Action-Die Hard (the original only)

-War-Paths of Glory, Thin Red Line

-Western-Once Upon a Time in the West-Leone's masterpiece

-Shakespeare-Richard III (Olivier)

-Comedy-Dr. Stangelove, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

-Period Piece-The Lion in Winter

-Just Plain Weird-Clockwork Orange, Blue Velvet, 12 Monkeys

-Animated-Disney's Jungle Book (great tunes)

 

-Worst:

-Drama-The Piano (predictable porno in an artsy-fartsy shell), Patch Adams-(made me gag!)

-SciFi-Prime said it: Battlefield Earth (Travolta, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?), The Faculty

-Horror-Any of the idiotic spinoffs of the original Night of the Living Dead

-Fantasy-Dragonslayer-Cheesy, in a bad way

-Mystery/Suspense-Basic Instinct 2-Actually not all that bad, just very disappointing

-Action-Any brainless Van Damme film

 

-War-The Battle of Britain-NOT the GOOD one with all the British stars like Laurence Olivier & Trevor Howard-this one had no stars (surprise, surprise), and was so bad that it featured Spitfires with Luftwaffe markings and Bf/Me109's with RAF markings-I'm not kidding!

 

-Western-Too many to choose from! There's more bad than good out there, believe me!

 

-Shakespeare-Any of the productions I was forced to watch in school (the teacher would always pick the most uninspired, poorly acted, produced and mind-numbingly boring version of whatever play we were studying at the time)

 

-Comedy-Beverly Hills Ninja-No disrespect to the dead, but Chris: You were no John Belushi! The more you tried to emulate him, the worse you sucked, and in the end it killed you!

 

-Period Piece-Titanic (Best Picture?!-COME ON!) & Pearl Harbor-Both banked on the belief that the majority in movie-going audiences had become both shallow AND stupid; both made lots of money by being right, and BOTH SUCKED!

-Just Plain Weird-The Hills Have Eyes 1&2-Just plain stupid!

-Animated-Prince of Egypt-CORNY

 

-Guilty Pleasures-(great category, Mace!):

Flash Gordon-(whip cracks) "FATHUH! DOM YOU, FATHUH!"-(SCHWING!)

The classic Godzilla films

The Ice Pirates-My all-time favorite bad movie!

MST3K (I like it too, Jae)

John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness & The Thing

Creepshow 1&2(scared the crap out me when I was a kid, now it's just darn funny!)

Christine

Fright Night

Wizards

Fire and Ice

The Sword and the Sorceror

The Beastmaster

The Conan movies

La Femme Nikita (original)

They Live

I Come In Peace

Dead Ringers

Time Bandits

Mars Attacks!

 

Guilty DISpleasure (NEW category):

Pink Flamingoes-I've said it before: If you can tolerate this one, you can tolerate anything! I have to stifle a gag every time I (urp!) think about it.

 

Uh, well: It still ended up being pretty darn long!

 

 

Q

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Some movies are just plain stupid but still lots of fun. Because I'm an idiot

I actually enjoyed: Kung Pow, Anchorman, Starship Troopers and Underworld (Yes it's a good movie but the whole thing's about Vampires and wherewolves and dumb, (cool) things like that.) There are others that escape me now but they're just pure crap. I still like them though.

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Worst Films

 

1) Every single "James Bond" film ever made.

2) Every single Harry Potter that has been made and will be made.

3) Every "Poke' Mon" film (even tho if you were 14yrs like me or younger @ the time, you liked it)

 

4) "Psycho" (the remake with "Vince Vaughn" or however you spell it)

5) Maybe its just me but in my opinion the worst in the saga "Star Wars Episode 1: Th Phantom Menace".

 

6) "Batman: Forever"

7) "Batman and Robin"

 

 

I dunno the goes on for tooooooo long for the worst

 

 

The Best

 

1) Star Wars Episodes: II - VI

2) Star Trek: First Contact

3) Star Trek: The Voyage Home

4) Star Trek: The Wrath Of Kahn

5) Star Trek: Generations

6) Superman: I - III

 

and more

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