EvilleApplePie Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Smoking. It's been ten days since I've had a cigarette. I just felt the need to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Congratulations your body will be grateful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 congrats on becoming a second hand smoker. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 congrats on becoming a second hand smoker. XD lmfao omg it's the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Excellent. Now you will have both hands free for drinking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 yup! 2 hands free.... mmmm *arggh... must control..... mind..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Hurrah for health! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Dunno why the government doesn't just harvest smokers so they can squeeze all the tar out of their lungs and use it to make better roads or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Only quitters quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Yeah, you've let the team down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Better to run away than quit, run away boy! RUN FAR AWAY! mmmmm... the boy's chocolate milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted November 8, 2005 Author Share Posted November 8, 2005 I'm nothing but a quitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Excellent. Now you will have both hands free for drinking! Or, on a more positive aspect, forward drinks to us at doubled rate. Finally we are able to ease up even the thoughest stewardess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Wow, you work in food service and you quit smoking. Impressive.... Most impressive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Food service does produce its share of stress, indeed. I've known cooks who shoot heroin before work, show up with two fifths of whiskey and a pack of imported dogs**t cigarettes, smoke a bowl during their break and still have to go outside at some point and dent the trash cans with a steel soup paddle just because one of the waitresses was a *ahem* to them because they burned the freaking omelette, once again, causing financial liability and loss of customer prestige for the entire corporation. Add fire and knives into the mix, and one can easily see how the kitchen becomes a perilous den of chaos fraught with danger... 'Iron Chef' my fluffy, white ass. Who's your daddy? Ray: The stewardess will bring us free drinks as much as we want at this point. Just be sure to make plenty of eye contact so we keep them in submission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 'Iron Chef' my fluffy, white ass. Who's your daddy? well at least your whipe ...and bleach it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted November 9, 2005 Author Share Posted November 9, 2005 Actually...I quit last night...threw down my manager keys and left. That is the worst company I have ever worked for and the DM is the biggest shovanistic(sp?) @$$hole I have ever EVER met. It was just the last straw...I could take no more. I'll be job hunting tomorrow I guess. Wish me luck. (Haven't even picked up a cigarette...I'm so proud of myself.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 But I bet you've turned into a booze hound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 which burger joint did you work for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 well at least your whipe ...and bleach it I'm very certain that Screw Key Lars is no progeny of mine. EAP: You should take this opportunity to join the Navy and fly jets. Or be a hippy and live in the park. Maybe even move to Korea and invent a new kind of artificially intelligent plastic. The future is an empty cup--go fill it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilleApplePie Posted November 9, 2005 Author Share Posted November 9, 2005 Cracken: I worked for Backyard Burgers. They do have good burgers but the company just really *really* sucks. Zoomie: Your words are wise and maybe if I didn't hate the military and maybe if I didn't hate hippies I'd do one of those things...Korea it is! Mmm...bean cookies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Ah, that explains your distain. Well, go join with one of the big chains, McDonalds is usually very caring of it's managers, and crew, and is better than those silly homegrown "local" chains. simply because we're WORLDWIDE, and LIKE MONEY. hmmmmmm...... yummy, capitalistic goodness..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sad Shadow Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 All heil to the Cracken Guevara!!! i think ill open a bussines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 You should take this opportunity to join the Navy just don't get stuck in holding company doing escort duty in secured compounds you think you bastards got it bad... SIX MONTHS OF DOING NOTHING BUT WATCH OTHER PEOPLE WORK! ...counting the days til you find out if you stay in the military OR NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Hmm... That is teh sucks! Perhaps if you threatened to join another navy, they would quickly see reason and give you a ship of your own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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