PoiuyWired Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Oh... what is a twookie anyways? 141) You try to psycho-analyze Visas.
RobQel-Droma Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 PoiuyWired, I can't remember the original thread in which the term first got "coined" you could say, but it all started with somebody saying something about seeing Mission and Zaalbar's love child or something like that in KotOR III. After reading that post, I think it was StaffSaberist who came up with the word "Twookiee", which is the combination of Twi-leks and Wookiees. Yes, go ahead, throw up on your computer at the thought. 142) You don't understand why females aren't attracted to you as a result of certain "dialogue choices" you make when you are talking to them. 143) You keep believing that someday a person will tell you that you were once a famous, powerful human being and that you had lost your memory.
Emperor Devon Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 (144. You know you have it truly bad when you're capable of making a list of these things.
RobQel-Droma Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 145) You post threads like this. (I know, that isn't very original...) 146) You subscribe to this thread and keep posting to try and reach a list of 200- then find out you are trying to get to 300.
Hallucination Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 147) You know you have it bad when you find out that more than a few of these things apply to you....
RobQel-Droma Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 GEORGE LUCAS HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER! Well, to borrow a little bit of what StaffSaberist said.... Both StaffSaberist and I have are own little "jokes" like that, so if you think we are clicking the link, you are nuts .
Mace MacLeod Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 148) Upon entering an unfamiliar bar, your first instinct is to ask the green beanbag chair in the corner about bounty hunter work. 149) More than one family vacation has been ruined by your insistence that only two people may leave the car with you at any one time. 150) You can work phrases like "lightsaber focusing lens" into everyday conversation without excessive thought first. 151) It takes you a few seconds to calm down upon discovery that your brilliantly witty "Top Ten Uses For Carth Onasi's Severed Head" thread has been closed.
The Doctor Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Well, to borrow a little bit of what StaffSaberist said.... Both StaffSaberist and I have are own little "jokes" like that, so if you think we are clicking the link, you are nuts . I knew you two wouldn't click on it, but as of right now, 36 other people have. Besides, you never know, it might be true.
RobQel-Droma Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 I knew you two wouldn't click on it, but as of right now, 36 other people have. Besides, you never know, it might be true. I knew what it would be, but just to make sure I clicked on it until I saw the site address. Then I went back . 152) You put your name to "Darth Revan" so that your character will say, "I'm not Revan anymore, I'm Darth Revan."
The Doctor Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 153) You make your name "some asshole" so he says "I'm not Darth Revan anymore, I'm sme asshole."
RobQel-Droma Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 154) You get tired of the random name generator so you think up all these names that are hilariously funny in certain dialogues.
RobQel-Droma Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 155) You stay up at night, on your computer, actually discussing a game that you have played twenty times, in a thread that is the twentieth to talk about game, and posting in that thread for the twentieth time.
Hallucination Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 156)You think that 'hey baby, wanna ride on my basilisk?' is a good pickup line.
RobQel-Droma Posted December 4, 2005 Posted December 4, 2005 ^Now that was a good one . 157) You won't buy a car that doesn't have the brand "mandalorian" or "basilisk."
Mace MacLeod Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 158) The last time some one said: "Star Wars...? Is that the one with Captain Kirk...?" in your presence, it ended in a restraining order. 159) Your favourite turn-on? 2 long, thick pigtails and green body paint.
RobQel-Droma Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 160) You get books that go over every single known alien species, vehicle, ship, and character from Star Wars, and read all the way through them. (Guilty...)
StaffSaberist Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 161) You can speak the standard alien language. (Man-u-nan-ot-tu-ta! Kava dum de koom-pe-lea mocha bata! O-na-nai kachoo! Yeen keen ko no la moolerah chekun!) Sadly, guilty.
The Doctor Posted December 6, 2005 Posted December 6, 2005 You're not the only one, StaffSaberist.... I can do it, too... Hutts and Sasha: "Kay Poona! Bona nana key chew!" Rodians: "Keel,la chanwhy ong. Kasbeesa! Kabeesa!' - sounds almost chinese Duros: "Kee-lah, ma-rudy-ra, rob es" Twi-Lek's: "Kay Poona, ching hay la mudyra kel koon"
GuitarNProgress Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 162) You scrape your brain for hours yet still seem unable to think of any to add. ;/
lord ignarn Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 163) You grow an irrational fear for fuel stations. 164) You destroy your dishwasher to get components. 165) You start putting droid names to your computer and informatical devices.
StaffSaberist Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 166) You daydream commanding a battalion of War Droids, with an HK-100 as your general who doesn't say Statement: or Query: or whatever.
PoiuyWired Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 167) You wonder why all those Alien languages sound exactly the same, even if the dialogue contents are totally different. Yet, you find a way to understand them!
StaffSaberist Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 Well, of course you can understand them! From KotOR I: I saw on your service records you understand a variety of alien languages See, KotOR says it, that makes it so! (I suppose that's 168)
Cygnus Q'ol Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 168. You find yourself getting upset because you can't find that book of Echani Poetry at Barnes and Noble.
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