Hallucination Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 512) You know you have it bad when you try to get a class based on Kreia's betrayal lesson- and it works. 513) You ace that class, but no one trusts you any more.
StaffSaberist Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Perhaps I am dense, but I'm not sure which lesson you're referring to. Can you please tell me?
Hallucination Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 The one where Kreia tells you that you need to be ready to abandon your friends, and that everyone is disposable. And then she has a speech kind of like that one when Visas joins, about how 'you must be ready to sacrifice the blinded one'.
JediMaster12 Posted April 2, 2006 Posted April 2, 2006 514) You trust no one and slaughter the first 'refugee' asking for credits
†Saint_Killa† Posted April 3, 2006 Posted April 3, 2006 514) When I forgot to pay my bills and got killed by a dark jedi ordered by the Exchange.
JediMaster12 Posted April 3, 2006 Posted April 3, 2006 515) You think 514 is real and then realize it a fluke two days later
Ztalker Posted April 3, 2006 Posted April 3, 2006 516) You send an e-mail to Lucasarts to obtain the Peragas orbital drift charts. 517) You go to a erotic club, walk straight to the owner, and say: 'I'm here on behalf of Harra!' 518) While sitting next to your driving instructor: 'Where do i punch in the hyperspace coördinates?
JediMaster12 Posted April 3, 2006 Posted April 3, 2006 519) You wonder where the navi computer is on your car (no GPS installed) 520) You try to lauch rockets from your wristwatch
Jae Onasi Posted April 4, 2006 Posted April 4, 2006 521. Your 8-year-old picks a screen name because his parents are playing way too much.
Caballo Posted April 5, 2006 Posted April 5, 2006 Hola! 522) While scrolling through your (BORING) philosophy texts, your eye happens to catch "Nihilism" and you are THRILLED!!! (in fact, philosophy has taken on all new coolness because of it, and you find yourself relating anything that any Old Dead Guy wrote in the text to what a Jedi Master might have said) 523) Even though you despise playing the game on DS, you proceed to write a three page essay as to why Nihilism is the meaning of life for you - and you hand it in to your philosophy teacher. Haha....I have done my part to keep this alive now! -Caballo
Ztalker Posted April 5, 2006 Posted April 5, 2006 524) You ask you sister to spar with you for more influence 525) You wonder why there aren't any epic sounds on the background if you do a deed of mercy 526)You still reply to this thread although Kotor 2 isn't installed on your computer
StaffSaberist Posted April 5, 2006 Posted April 5, 2006 527 - You think -- honestly -- that you can run around with no clothes on, and the few people who actually notice won't be offended in the least. (Thank God: Not Guilty)
PoiuyWired Posted April 5, 2006 Posted April 5, 2006 Well, you can do that... if you are a hot chick ^.^ DEFINITELY not offended, but encouraged. 524) You ask you sister to spar with you for more influence 528) ... and you make her do it half naked, in undies only. o.O ... and you extend this to your female boss.
JediMaster12 Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 530) Your boss thinks you nuts for trying to wield a lightsaber
Sabretooth Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 1. You have already won the game 8 times and you start using female characters instead of Males as your player, just to change the game some. Yes, you've been caught, and yes we are laughing at you right now! Yes, right, and what about our female KotOR II players? They should be laughed at for playing as females? 531) You keep rocking back and forth holding a lightsabre. 532) You start hacking random doors with knifes to open them. 533) You try to persuade your boss to give you a higher salary. When you fail, you repeat the line over and over till you get a [success]. 534) You make SW-universe related similes to impress friends. 535) You talk to random strangers, hoping they'd disclose random info to you. 536) You look for floating numbers around you after every real-life fight. 537) You claim to understand every word Kreia has said. 538) You blame your stuttering on "vocabulator problems". 539) You smash your torch on a door.] 540) You jump into other people's fights and hit random people. Later you keep asking everyone if your eyes are yellow yet. 541) You spend minutes deciding how you should respond to "What'll you have at McDonalds?". 542) You blame any similarity between you and a friend to be "Influence Rise". 543) You wear blue-painted tin cans and shout "For the Mandalorians". 544) You chuckle at Atton's jokes. 545) You think "Wookies of the Wroshyr Trees of Kashyyyk" is easier to pronounce than "Revan".
JediMaster12 Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 456) You think Wookie speak is easier to speak than Basic anyway
Ztalker Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 456) You think Wookie speak is easier to speak than Basic anyway 547) You try to do your oral exam in Wookie language ^^ (though about it, already stand an 8 at Dutch ) 548) You walk to a girl asking if you can 'load up het cargo ramp.' 549) You walk to a girl asking if you can 'pull her Bindo' 550) You walk through school wearing sunglasses, claiming they are 'Regal Visors' (Mate tried it ) 551) Teacher: 'Ztalker, who are you talking too? There's no-one sitting next to you?' Ztalker: 'My friend, Harry!' Teacher: 'So he's invisible huh?' Ztalker: 'Duh....he has his stealth generator equiped!' 552) A mate challenges you to a match of Texas Hold 'm, and you reply with: 'Republic Senate rules?' 553) In the bowling alley, you pick up a ball and say: 'Sensor balls? Here!?' PS: Sheesh...something is wrong here the numbers aren't correct
†Saint_Killa† Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 515) You think 514 is real and then realize it a fluke two days later 546) It was only one day before in my time and it is a fluke because there are two 514's
StaffSaberist Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 You claim to understand every word Kreia has said. 547 - You actually do understand everything she says and her hidden meanings, because you've played triple-digit times (guilty)
JediMaster12 Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 554) You realize that all the numbers are off and try to slice into the computer to fix it
Alkonium Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 555) You alter your appearance in real life to match that of your character, even if you play as the opposite sex.
StaffSaberist Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 OK... I knew someone was going to say this sometime... that would truly be characteristic of the UBER-DORK! Of course, you never said you were guilty... 556 - You play a game with the opposite sex, name him/her after someone you're attracted to, and play in his/her undies, even the tough fights. (GUILTY)
Jae Onasi Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 548) You walk to a girl asking if you can 'load up het cargo ramp.' 549) You walk to a girl asking if you can 'pull her Bindo' 557--You use a lightsaber on any guy asking you either of these two questions.
JediMaster12 Posted April 7, 2006 Posted April 7, 2006 558) You try 557 and he calls the asylum on you
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