Hermie Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 How dare they, an AC/DC song connected to such garbage. ;___; Now I will always connect that song with naked chicks and ninjas, in the ONE single freakin' time that is a bad thing.
toms Posted November 24, 2005 Posted November 24, 2005 Looks like mortal kombat meets elektra meets matrix reloaded. How can it fail I actually thought the trailer looked quite fun, completely stupid but quite fun. then again, if the matrix guys cant make a fight against a 100 people look good, I somehow doubt these lot can...
RoxStar Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 ...tara reid's not in this movie... Oopsies, my mistake.
Kain Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 This is one I'm hoping is a joke: http://www.comingsoon.net/trailers/doa/ *beats jokemaster with a heavy lead pipe*DON'T EVER POST **** LIKE THAT AGAIN!!!! AND I WANT MY 30 SECONDS BACK!!! On a disturbing note; fanbois everywhere have just creamed themselves. I hate DoA. Its everything I hate about games made popular(ie:titties titties titties ass ass ass throughout the entire game)
El Sitherino Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 You'd think if they were going to make a ****ty sexed up movie, they'd at least cast some hotties. ****sux.
Seph Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 ...Where's Leon, or Bayman, or Jann Lee, or Brad Wong? Perfect, I doubt my favorite characters will make the movie
Lightsaberboy Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 bayman's in the movie i believe. im not sure if i caught him in the trailer but he's one of the characters in the movie.
Seph Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Awesome, but another question, weren't the doa girls japanese? not semi cute americans?
El Sitherino Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 Awesome, but another question, weren't the doa girls japanese? not semi cute americans? Yes, most of them were japanese, especially the ones with japanes names. And no they weren't ugly whores that look like they charge $3 for a quickie in the alley.
Kjølen Posted November 26, 2005 Posted November 26, 2005 HA! Another videogame movie down the drain. I'm holding out for the Halo movie to be fairly decent. If Peter Jackson and his Wingnut studio keep everyone in line, hopefully it won't turn out to be a complete flop. And the script is pretty good, I hear.
BongoBob Posted November 28, 2005 Posted November 28, 2005 Of course it will, it's halo. Think of how many copies of halo 1 or 2 have been sold and then multiply that by 9 bucks per ticket. God damn. And seriously, why the **** did they cast american chicks? I MIGHT have seen it if it was japanese chicks, but god damn, that's just stupid.
Lightsaberboy Posted November 28, 2005 Posted November 28, 2005 hmm...the trailer's disappeared from the site now..... maybe it's for the better!
toms Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 Well here's a timely replacement then: extended trailer for Uwe Boll's first (of two) Dungeon Siege movie: http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3145966 (note: i haven't watched it yet, but i assume it works...and is bad).
Katarn07 Posted November 29, 2005 Posted November 29, 2005 hmm...the trailer's disappeared from the site now..... maybe it's for the better! Nah, I managed to find it for the first time. What a waste of time and money on the people's part who made the film
Darth Groovy Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Well here's a timely replacement then: extended trailer for Uwe Boll's first (of two) Dungeon Siege movie: http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3145966 (note: i haven't watched it yet, but i assume it works...and is bad). Oh gawd, why is Uwe Boll allowed to continue making movies? Better yet, who is paying him for this crap? He ought to be tarred, feathered, and marched out of Hollywood into permanent exile.
Kain Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Oh gawd, why is Uwe Boll allowed to continue making movies? Better yet, who is paying him for this crap? He ought to be tarred, feathered, and marched out of Hollywood into permanent exile. You thinking what I'm thinking Grooves? ROADTRIP. You get the tar, keep it hot. I'll get the axe...knife...feathers. Feathers...yea.-_- Edit: On a terrible note for myself and poor poor Selene, I present to you - the horror.
acdcfanbill Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 yea, i've got to see that bloodrayne movie. even tho i despise uwe boll's work, i'm strangely attracted to it, i guess im a sucker for punishment
Lightsaberboy Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 plus uwe said there'd be a hot sex scene with kristanna loken in it.... lol
BongoBob Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 But Uwe Bolls directing it, and his definition of a hot sex scene would involve a young latin man and a couple of drunk pigs
Darth Groovy Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 yea, i've got to see that bloodrayne movie. even tho i despise uwe boll's work, i'm strangely attracted to it, i guess im a sucker for punishment Well good luck with that.
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