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Jae Onasi

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This morning, I was parking my car, and right next to me was a car with a bumper sticker that said:

 

"My ship finally came in, but it was the Kobayashi Moru!"

 

I've been chuckling ever since.

 

What are some of your favorite short/pithy sayings or bumper stickers?

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One of my favorites during the gasoline crisis in the 70's was:

"Save gas, f@rt in a jar!"

 

It was particularly funny because I was at the point in my life where all noisy body functions were considered hilarious. :D

 

One of my favorite keyfobs says "You're depriving some poor village of its idiot!"

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More a-plenty.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

And on the 8th day, God sobered up.

It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I SWERVE to HIT People at Random!

# Honk If You Want To See My Finger

# Honk if you love me

Honk if you're horny

Honk if you are just a honker

Honk all you want, I'm deaf

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Honk If Anything Falls Off

Horn broken - watch for finger

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

Talk is Cheap - until you hire a lawyer.

Forget the Flag. Burn a Politician.

I love my country. It's the government that pisses me off.

Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.

Nothing political is correct.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Help wanted-telepath: you know where to apply

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

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