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Lady Jedi

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Heh, this reminds of this morning on the way to school. I was carpooling with a friend and they had this radio station on, one of those you can phone into. So this guy, Darin I believe, calls in and says he's Stoned Immaculate(from The Doors, I think), sounds totally stoned, but denies it. He then goes on to give out his entire address to the apartment number, rings the door bell, and then he says he's going to "f-ing kill the president."

 

Heh, if you want to have the FBI over for tea, I guess giving them your address and a sincere threat is the quickest way...

 

Bahahahahaha, crack dealers never were the greatest of minds.

 

Pablo Escobar?

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I've been thinking of getting some of this.

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/PURE-CAFFEINE-powder-red-energy-bull-weight-loss-50_W0QQitemZ5658204855QQcategoryZ19262QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

Little pinch, and you're in hyperactivity heaven. :D

 

Something in that item description scares me: "If you have a vascular headache, the caffeine will close down the blood vessels and relieve it. "

I though closing down blood vessels in the brain was a bad idea. :p

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