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The KOTOR ABC's! (Spoilers)


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Got a KOTOR fan kid who thinks the alphabet is boring? Check this out!

 

"A" is for Atton Rand, a rogue who's witty.

"B" is for Bastila. She turned Sith. Pity!

"C" is for Canderous, the Mandalore.

"D" is for Dxun, a cradle of war.

"E" is for the Exile, a "wound" in the Force.

"F" is for Firaxan Shark. Huge, of course!

"G" is for Gamorreans--dumb, boar-like pests.

"H" is for Hanharr. That Wookiee's a mess!

"I" is for Iziz, Onderon's biggest place.

"J" is for Juhani, of the Cathar race.

"K" is for Kreia. Darth Traya is she.

"L" is for Luxa, an Exchange flunkie.

"M" is for Malak. Jedi blood he spills.

"N" is for Nihilus, whose hunger kills.

"O" is for Onderon, where Talia rules.

"P" is for pazaak--a game not made for fools.

"Q" is for Quarrens, squid-people with slime.

"R" is for Revan--amnesiac Sith this time.

"S" is for Saul Karath, who betrayed Carth.

"T" is for Tattooine--dry, desert earth.

"U" is for Uthar, Sith Academy head.

"V" is for Visas, helps kill Nihilus dead.

"W" is for Wookiees, all tall, big and hairy.

"X" is for Xor--a mean slave trader. Scary!

"Y" is for Yuthura Ban, Twi-lek Sith,

And "Z" is for Zaalbar, whom Revan travels with!

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