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The plot is one thing, its presentation is another. I was making a joke at how lame Obi-Wan's episode IV moves look compared to those from the prequel trilogy. (Yes I know the original trilogy is old and that's the best they could do at the time, but when you look at it, it's still funny)

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If you encounter a bear in the woods and you think that they are friends of the Wookiees.

 

Or, even better, you think they're cousins of the Ewoks.

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You have the music on the soundtracks memorized. When you hear a snip of the music, you can tell everyone just where it was played in the movies.

 

Your favorite source for wisdom quotes is Yoda.

 

You still have the complete collection of Topps RotJ trading cards (and wrappers, but not the gum, sorry) and assorted other items, even after purging a lot of stuff for 6 cross-country moves, just because you like the stills.

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When you think Luke's haircut is the coolest.

when that happens, the only people you should see is the firing squad...

 

when you get picked on at school and retaliate using lines from star wars

 

aha. which in turn means you get picked on more, results in more qquotes, etc etc etc...

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or maybe even "do not understimate the power of the dark side!"

...when you go up to the person you hate the most and say "i am your father"

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