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I do not like discussing anal excretions.

 

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Lions! Do you know why lions are the king of the jungle? Because they don't ask for what they want, they take it.

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Do you realise you are the only one that thinks that? And that the only time you will ever be loved is when you are pushed into a cage of bonobos by your parents in a desperate attempt to get some form of grand2children/monkey/hybridbestial things? Go figure.

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I WANT.

 

What i do find funny is that reverse role that's got going. A china-related product made in england. usually its the other way around... ;)

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Deficating on one's lawn in a sign of respect and love. I do it on my neighbors yard all the time. He video tapes it and throws bagels at me, which I scurry over and eat still naked. He likes me. Alot.

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