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El Sitherino

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holy water
Thats for vampires you crazy foo!

 

 

I have been thinking about this and have decided that the Quake guy had the right idea; Thou canst not kill that which doth not live, but you can blast it into chunky nibbles.

 

I'm getting me a rocket launcher. find a bunch of them and...

 

 

M M M Monster Kill!

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You're now the undead (remember, they're retarded) in a tank.

 

They should really make a game of that. Undead in a tank is nearly as cool as dinosaurs in jetplanes..

 

..speaking of which.. can i have a T-rex? that could sure eat some zombie heads...

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Thats for vampires you crazy foo!

 

They're both living dead. What difference does it make? :p

 

Another good armament would be a vulcan in replace of holy water.

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can i have a T-rex? that could sure eat some zombie heads...

 

Untill it was infected, undead T-Rex? no thanx.

 

They should really make a game of that. Undead in a tank is nearly as cool as dinosaurs in jetplanes..

 

I thought it was snakes on a plane? Anyway, forget about the game, I think they should make a movie of "Undead in a Tank".

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You heathens sadden me.

 

I'll pray inside a church- God shall protect me in my time of need afterall. I suspect barricades will be useless, as his light will propel away all those that seek the living flesh.

 

Right?

 

Right?

 

Right.

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I don't have much experience with zombies myself, so I think I'll just stick by some of you guys who know what you're doing :p I'll probably bring a trusty sword along though.

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You heathens sadden me.

 

I'll pray inside a church- God shall protect me in my time of need afterall. I suspect barricades will be useless, as his light will propel away all those that seek the living flesh.

 

Right?

 

Right?

 

Right.

 

Seen "28 Days Later"? It didn't work.

 

I love the writing on the wall of the church

 

"The end

 

is

 

really

 

f***ing

 

nigh"

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Thats for vampires you crazy foo!

Holy water

Although especially useful for skeletons like when Nefarian raises the dead Dragonkins.

What?

 

Seriously. Holy powers -> crit on undead. That's basic RPG knowledge.

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Well you defined them as zombies, which are the rising dead. The undead. Still applies!

If the "zombies" would be created from living specimens then they are not undead but more ...mortal... creatures.

 

And fire should work on zombies. Compare it to a body being cremated.

 

Of course when dealing with same temperature.

 

A zombie of ash wouldn't be that dangerous now would it.

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Hmmm... ZOMBIES!

 

I'd grab something to use a temporary weapon while I run to various stores and pike up my supplies.

 

Everyone needs a 9mm Beretta.

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And when I need something more, there's the good ol' Uzi Sub-Machine Gun.

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And you can't fight zombies without a shotgun!

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And for melee combat, I'll be sure to have a few Katanas around with a sharpening kit and a "Sharpening Blades for Dummies" book.

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I'd also find myself a base of operations. Drive down to the rich people docks and hijack a fancy Yatch. I doubt them bastard zombies can swim too good. I'd also have to jury rig stuff to the yatch. Like solar panels to power the ship since I can't rely on an infinite supply of fuel.

 

I'd be sure to have a few comrades to help survive, and I'd need some ladies to repopulate the earth!

 

 

Hmm... I have some additional supplies I'll need:

 

I'd slap a few of these on my commandeered yatch.

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M2 .50 Caliber Machine Gun

 

And for when we need some distance.

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The M21 Sniper Rifle

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Seriously. Holy powers -> crit on undead. That's basic RPG knowledge.

Quoted for emphasis! ;)

 

But Holy powers plus a good weapon is even better... something large caliber, rapid-fire, and preferably belt-fed. :D

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Well the thing with "Holy Powers" is you kinda need to be a priest to bless your water and various weapons. I don't think "Save me Jesus!" counts as holy powers.

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You can't go wrong with the .50 Cal. anti-material sniper rifle.

 

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Then comes out the rapid fire. P90 everybody! (Don't worry, very accurate)

 

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Then comes some heavy duty zombie ass kickin'.

 

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Then get cooped up in my fortress.

 

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Mount a coupla these mothas on the fortress. along with the grenade launchers.

 

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Raid the entire grocerie section of Wal-Mart

 

Get the best weapon to fight off boredom.

 

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along with a couple game systems when the 'bies and comin'. and last but not least. a fun weapon, or, weapons if you will.

 

Big-ass rocket launcher, just incase.

 

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and my 3 favorites, the M8, 9mm Beretta, and the infameous (watever) USAS-12 shotgun.

 

M8

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9mm Beretta

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USAS-12 shotgun

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*EDIT* Forgot to add. Raid all the gun shops/stores/repositories/people with guns and ammo, and make a BIG room, just for your toys.

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Well the thing with "Holy Powers" is you kinda need to be a priest to bless your water and various weapons. I don't think "Save me Jesus!" counts as holy powers.

That is correct. And now the most difficult part of (mmo)RPGs ... finding a priest for the party!

 

 

How about a wooden plank with a nail in

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See, I'm thinking some kind of high-powered rifle, a Desert Eagle with more ammo than I can lug around in my full-sized van. And, assuming I ever ran out of ammo, some sort of full-tang, battle sharpened, battle-ready replica of Sephiroth's Masamune. Barring that, the Soul Reaver. The zombies get close, but nothing stops curved steel.

 

And a hand-cannon. Maybe even a full sized war of 1812 artillery cannon.

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But Holy powers plus a good weapon is even better...

 

Well in that case, if I sharpened Jesus' crucifix into a holy dagger, then that'd work for me, I guess. Perhaps a sharpened replica of the Alastor or Sparda would also work.

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See, I'm thinking some kind of high-powered rifle, a Desert Eagle with more ammo than I can lug around in my full-sized van. And, assuming I ever ran out of ammo, some sort of full-tang, battle sharpened, battle-ready replica of Sephiroth's Masamune. Barring that, the Soul Reaver. The zombies get close, but nothing stops curved steel.

 

And a hand-cannon. Maybe even a full sized war of 1812 artillery cannon.

 

I would accept both, as well as Clouds Buster Sword from Advent Children.

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