It's better than Wikipedia, it's better than knowledge itself.

Tyrion · August 10, 2006

Pho3nix · August 10, 2006

Haha old But funny.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Elvis

MTV2 · August 10, 2006

Claim: Terrorists have put explosives in Lego pieces that will self-destruct on October 31.

Status: False.

Examples:

[Collected on the Internet, 2006]

HOLY JESUS!!!!!!!!! YOU BETTER READ THIS!!!!!!!11!!111one

I was talking to a friend who has a friend who knows a guy from Lebanon, and he told me to throw out all our Lego sets THERE ARE TINY BOMBS PLANTED IN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM they say it's because of those Danish cartoons, and because Danes are paganous blasfemers they're going to go off on Halloween!!!! SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW **** we're all dead

HAHAHA

uncyclopedia is connected to wikipedia, no?

Nerd_Annhilator · August 10, 2006

Haha, I spent most of my time on that site at school when we were supposed to be doing productive things on the computers.

It never gets old. ever.

jon_hill987 · August 10, 2006

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Windows

Sigundr · August 10, 2006

http://uncyclopedia.org/images/4/45/Errors.png

Lolzors. That made me lol. That's a cool site man.

Dagobahn Eagle · August 10, 2006

Nice one.

TK-8252 · August 10, 2006

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA

BongoBob · August 10, 2006

That was f***ing amazing.

BongoBob · August 11, 2006

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Antiques_Road_Rage_Show

It's so damn beautiful.

Alegis · August 11, 2006

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Steve_Balmer

Black Knight of Keno · August 11, 2006

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Binary

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Simpsons

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Anime

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Smurfs

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/WWE

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pirate

This is so old, guys... >_>

Sigundr · August 11, 2006

so, it's freakin'g hilarious.

jon_hill987 · August 11, 2006

you can translate the binary one! firt section reads:

Jesus Loves This ArticleThe Jee Man Himself has shown, in His infinite wisdom, that He is the ultimate purveyor of all things nifty, spiffy, shiny, and generally interesting. He has personally reviewed this article and given His blessing. The submitter may be forgiven three venial sins or one mortal sin.