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Guts? It doesn't take guts to hold back from saying that little comment. It does take guts to shout it in his face, then staple his genitals (whatever they may be) to his desk. That's what you should have done.

Just remember, Ave--when in doubt, kick ass. [/semi-serious advice]

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I got a call this morning. Let me reanact.

 

Tele-ringring.

Ave-COMING! ~picks up phone~ Caio?

Samara-6 days...

Ave-Oh shut up bitch, I'm going on IM.

Samara-Well....I'll meet you there.

Ave-YOU DON'T HAVE MY NAME SKANK!

Samara-I have everything. I'm f*ckin Samara Morgan.

Ave-Well, duck you. ~hangs up phone~ I want Pizza Pockets.

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Oh my god. That so reminds me of the other day.

 

Tele-Ringring

Ave-Hello?

Tele-Hello, I was wondering if you wanted to answer a quick survay? Is your mom home?

Ave-NO!

Tele-Is your dad home?

Ave-No!

Tele-Well, when can I call back.

Ave-I'll tell you if you give me an oreo.

Tele-You're being dumb, kid.

Ave-DUMB YOU SAY? DUUUUUUUMMMMBBBBB YOOOOOOUUUUUUU SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY?

Tele- ~hangs up~

Ave- Yeah, run away.

~ding~

Ave-Ramen's done!

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