DarthAve Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 They do exist! Hs name is Mr. Stangelo, he taught my 7th grade math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I had a teacher named Mr. Warner, he glowed like an alien, of course thats only because he was a burned-out hippie douschbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 No. Mr. Stangelo made fun of the preppy kids and that was kinda funny. But his jokes about amputee's and America's Next Top Model were just mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 HAHAHA Amputee's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 dude, my grandpa's an amputee. NOT. FUNNY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Mine was too. That doesn't mean I wouldn't mind hearing a good amputee joke, though. Why don't you tell it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 You guys are evil. I'd like to call the vorticons to the stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 So you aren't going to tell it? What about the model one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Ok the joke he told about ANTM was that I refrenced it and he was all 'You probably watch it for the gay fashion.' It took all my guts to not call him a transvestite bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Guts? It doesn't take guts to hold back from saying that little comment. It does take guts to shout it in his face, then staple his genitals (whatever they may be) to his desk. That's what you should have done. Just remember, Ave--when in doubt, kick ass. [/semi-serious advice] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 hah hah ppost. Hey I was gone and you bitches didn't even realise! Ah well what's to be expected. Anyway, You leave and I might just have to.... .... Do... Something! I'll think of it just you wait! ANyway have fun and everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 You were gone? For how long? A few hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 You didn't play up on the drama. I'm the superior poster here. My leaving would be OUTRAGOUS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I was gone for the weekend for a JNCO's pre-course. And now I'm going away 'till Australia's thursday. And Ave, Oh, I picked up all right. I'm just very ignorant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ...Oggity Ziggity. West side fo-eva! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 My Grandpa lost his thumb in a combine if that counts for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 HOLY **** AVE IS BACK? ONE OF YOU IS A NECROMANCER. *put on arch-mage robe* YOU ALL DIE NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ONE OF YOU IS A NECROMANCER. It's me. I'm the necromancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 It's me. I'm the necromancer. Oh. *cast silence* THE WORLD IS SAVED for 40 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Lies. I sacrificed a chicken to bring her back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 She better be happy, Jake was very upset. He threatened to bring Arthur Miller back to life, and nobody wants that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 But I'm going to die in 7 days. I might just breakdown and cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I got a call this morning. Let me reanact. Tele-ringring. Ave-COMING! ~picks up phone~ Caio? Samara-6 days... Ave-Oh shut up bitch, I'm going on IM. Samara-Well....I'll meet you there. Ave-YOU DON'T HAVE MY NAME SKANK! Samara-I have everything. I'm f*ckin Samara Morgan. Ave-Well, duck you. ~hangs up phone~ I want Pizza Pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 You must be great with tele-marketers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 Oh my god. That so reminds me of the other day. Tele-Ringring Ave-Hello? Tele-Hello, I was wondering if you wanted to answer a quick survay? Is your mom home? Ave-NO! Tele-Is your dad home? Ave-No! Tele-Well, when can I call back. Ave-I'll tell you if you give me an oreo. Tele-You're being dumb, kid. Ave-DUMB YOU SAY? DUUUUUUUMMMMBBBBB YOOOOOOUUUUUUU SAAAAAAAAYYYYYY? Tele- ~hangs up~ Ave- Yeah, run away. ~ding~ Ave-Ramen's done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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