Tysyacha Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 NOTE: All mistakes in this fanfic are intentional. I'm just in the mood to write something horrifically bad (and hilarious) on purpose. If I leave all my pretenses of grammar and spelling behind (not to mention plot), what will I have left? This! (It's turning out to be a summary of what happened in TSL.) *********************************** Ok, like I'm the Eixle. I've been looking for revan for 200 years (OK, drop the zeroses.) Why? Because Kreia is an idiot, and I have to find Revan if I ever hope to stop the Sith. I mean, Kreia is an IDIOTL. Did you see her and how she treated me? She said I should try to find revan, and I hadn't really stopped the siht after all. Dawnmit! I mean, how many sith guys do I have to fight before they're all dead?! Anyway... I am Horron Pick. That's my name, and do n't you laugh. I think my mom wanted to name me Horror buit she put an N on the end instead of an R. I was a Jedi, and then I wasn't. I got kicked out. Exiled. That's why everybody I know including Kreia calls me the Exile. Anyway, I got kciked out because the Jedi Masters said I was a hole in the force. Huh? They sayd I sucked all the life or all the energy or something out of everybody I met. Huh? If I did that, how come they would still be alive? Jedi Masters are suptid. Anyway, Kreia killed them and then she killed me. OK, she didn't really kill me because I stood up and then went to Malikor 5. That planet is teh suxisx because it is hard and all this stuff wanted to kill me besdies Kreia. She's really Darth Traya, I foudn out. She said she wanted me to kil the Force, but I really didn't. Ok, that didn't make any sense at all. I should just quit now and get back to flying the ship. If I'm ever going ot find Revan, I have to do that. Shux. Yourz teruly, Horron Pick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 It was like... you know... I mean I feel like... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I think that pretty much summs it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Oh yeah Tysy, do more, a Revan one! Anyways, it pretty much sums TSL, how about you sum TSL in a more mature version? Just kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 That was a good laugh Tysy, but please get back to your other one. Will you do a Badfic of KOTOR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 It's delightfully ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Umm... Yeah, the was.. unique Dawnmit! Is that like an oven mit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tysyacha Posted August 13, 2006 Author Share Posted August 13, 2006 It's a misspelling of "Damnit" that somebody on the game show "Street Smarts" gave as a serious answer to a question that was supposed to be a joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 It's delightfully ridiculous. I agree whole-heartedly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in itself awesomely ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Catto Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 lol, just read the KOTOR one, and the same with this .. lol, i couldnt stop laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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