Fealiks Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 It should say "knickers blokey geezer pub toss piss-head". Was that English or what? HAR!
DrMcCoy Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 SYN? ACK? -- You suck! (Seriously, now I know why there are no girls around you.. :~~~)
Joshi Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Right, except Ray's German and that wouldn't have fit anyway...
Fealiks Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 I wonder if "Mind that bus - what bus - splat" would fit. A cookie goes to anyone who knows where that quote is from...
DarthAve Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Then how exactly do you got to know this person? I mean. You know? I pretty much had all my classes with him last year. I sat next to him in math, and I could never wear a sweater he was so hot. Yeah, that was gay. I'll never make that joke again. Ever.
Fealiks Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 I think you deserve some sort of punishment for not editing that out of your post... Was there alot of chemistry when you sat next to him? Oh no of course there wasn't, it was MATHS!!!!! Eh? hehehe.* What year... no wait... how old are you? *See? I put a strikethrough in my crap joke.
Joshi Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 Fealiks, I'm using all my self control not to edit that out of your post altogether... I mean my god.
DarthAve Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 I'm 15. And I make gay jokes. Yesterday, he wore this awesome shirt. It was the color of Sunkist!
Fealiks Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 This is sounding more and more like your diary...
DarthAve Posted August 29, 2006 Posted August 29, 2006 What's with your custom title? 1. It's over 25 characters 2. You haven't even reached 1000 post. 3. It sounds really emo.
Fender Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 I like it. It has a certain "I've been haxxored" look to it. 1337 there we are, I'm done being internet cool now.
RicardoLuigi... Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 so about asking someone out, here's a funny story. so i'm friends with this one girl who used to be goth (ala...shopped at hot topic, i'm sure) but she started wearing preppy clothes...because she wanted to ask me out. so we go on the band trip to florida. i'm going to my hotel room. and one of her other friends, who is gay, is waiting around there talking on his phone. and he's like "danielle asked me to give you this". so i'm like ummm ok...and i read it and it goes a lit'l su'thin lak this: "i know you probably know this already but i really like you a lot and i think you're really cute, smart, and funny. i was wondering if you would consider dating me?" and then he goes "what should i tell her?"...and i was like "um...tell her i dont know". mind you i was trying to suppress serious laughter/shock/catatonia immediately after reading it. so he's like "ok" and then she never brought it up again, thank god. either way it was one of the scariest experiences of my life. all jokes aside, i had a nightmare that night and couldn't eat breakfast the next morning. she's a nice person and i'm friends with her...but honestly she scares me a little bit. oh yeah and our band director almost caught her smoking several times on that trip. fun stuff. i have another story that deals with the complete opposite, but i'll save that one for another time.
DarthAve Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Don't worry. Tomarrow, I'm channelling Audrey. No man can resist the sheer sexiness of an empire waisted LBD! or some cute pearls. Or these killer heels that make my legs look so sexy after I've shaved. But I have to prepair. Tomarrow is Vixen Day for Avery.
Smon Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Don't worry. Tomarrow, I'm channelling Audrey. No man can resist the sheer sexiness of an empire waisted LBD! or some cute pearls. Or these killer heels that make my legs look so sexy after I've shaved. But I have to prepair. Tomarrow is Vixen Day for Avery. ...may God have mercy on our souls.
DarthAve Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 and mine. If he says no, I won't be here for a while. Seriously. I've been eyeing him since 6th grade.
Smon Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 and mine. If he says no, I won't be here for a while. Seriously. I've been eyeing him since 6th grade. Well, let me say that should he say no or yes, you can always find comfort in the LFRD. Probably not here, because you're pretty much enemies with the LFMI, but on the LFRD we're always there.
Vikinor Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 I had no classes with my previous girlfriend. I asked her out in person.
Alien426 Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 I wonder if "Mind that bus - what bus - splat" would fit. A cookie goes to anyone who knows where that quote is from... Final Destination? I'm not on a computer with audio.
DrMcCoy Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 so i'm friends with this one girl who used to be goth (ala...shopped at hot topic, i'm sure) but she started wearing preppy clothes...because she wanted to ask me out. Which means you ruined a little goth girl, shame on you! *shakes his head* but honestly she scares me a little bit. ...Take your xenophobia elsewhere, please...
Ray Jones Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Das you idiot. A girl who changes her style of clothing for you, will do literally anything else for you too. And you get the idiot dumbass tag additionally, because she thinks you're, I cite: "cute, smart and funny". That is, ladies and gentlemen, how to screw a ****.
Fealiks Posted August 30, 2006 Posted August 30, 2006 Yeah, blowjobs for life but noooo.... Mole, was that made up? A goth girl with a gay friend?! WTFMEANGRLZ!!!!!!!!!!1 Alien, it wasn't final destination, it was Red Dwarf. Smon got it. How the hell he got it I dont know... How the HELL did you get that? Seriously!
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